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Post by hobbes on Jun 15, 2023 10:24:06 GMT
Anyone saying, ‘give your head a wobble’ needs hanging. It’s the new, ‘jog on’. End off.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 15, 2023 11:58:27 GMT
Anyone saying, ‘give your head a wobble’ needs hanging. It’s the new, ‘jog on’. End off. That’s a classic. May it never die.
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sedg
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Post by sedg on Apr 2, 2024 11:22:31 GMT
I'm not overly clever, tho' I like to think I try my best and try not to judge others, but the people I work with are either thick as pig shit or they're just trying to wind me up. A guy in the office called me over who needed help logging into his email. I looked at his monitor and he's on the Microsoft website. Just reset your password if you can't remember it. "Oh I know my password but it's not letting me log in bro." I then noticed he's got his Gmail address in the textbox. Twat.
I work as a graphic designer and video editor and I also run the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok accounts. Some of the stuff I get asked to do either has nothing to do with my job or it's just ridiculous.
1. Asked to build a custom CMS so parents can sign up, log in, and see what their kids are learning, etc. Not in my job scope. 2. Just because the word designer is in my job title doesn't mean I want to go and paint the fucking car park fence. 3. You're sat on your arse doing nothing. Why don't YOU fucking pop to Tesco next door for some milk. 4. No I won't keep an eye on the kids whilst they write lines. I'm not a teacher. 5. Yes things are a bit slow at the moment. It's probably the 12 year old PC I'm using with 3gb of ram, that crashes if you have two Chrome tabs open. They offered me another PC. WITH THE SAME FUCKING SPECS. 6. Asking me to do small jobs when I'm out of working hours. I don't care if you want a PDF editing or an Invoice doing. I'm not working out of hours, especially for free.
The job is minimum wage and 15 hours a week. I only took it due to wanting low hours due to poor health at the moment, but I wish I hadn't bothered. The owner wants me to do everything and on the cheap. It's like he's shadowed Sparks for a few months. Sorry for the rant lols.
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Post by Dick on Apr 2, 2024 11:35:07 GMT
I'm not overly clever, tho' I like to think I try my best and try not to judge others, but the people I work with are either thick as pig shit or they're just trying to wind me up. A guy in the office called me over who needed help logging into his email. I looked at his monitor and he's on the Microsoft website. Just reset your password if you can't remember it. "Oh I know my password but it's not letting me log in bro." I then noticed he's got his Gmail address in the textbox. Twat. I work as a graphic designer and video editor and I also run the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok accounts. Some of the stuff I get asked to do either has nothing to do with my job or it's just ridiculous. 1. Asked to build a custom CMS so parents can sign up, log in, and see what their kids are learning, etc. Not in my job scope. 2. Just because the word designer is in my job title doesn't mean I want to go and paint the fucking car park fence. 3. You're sat on your arse doing nothing. Why don't YOU fucking pop to Tesco next door for some milk. 4. No I won't keep an eye on the kids whilst they write lines. I'm not a teacher. 5. Yes things are a bit slow at the moment. It's probably the 12 year old PC I'm using with 3gb of ram, that crashes if you have two Chrome tabs open. They offered me another PC. WITH THE SAME FUCKING SPECS. 6. Asking me to do small jobs when I'm out of working hours. I don't care if you want a PDF editing or an Invoice doing. I'm not working out of hours, especially for free. The job is minimum wage and 15 hours a week. I only took it due to wanting low hours due to poor health at the moment, but I wish I hadn't bothered. The owner wants me to do everything and on the cheap. It's like he's shadowed Sparks for a few months. Sorry for the rant lols. I do your job. A few years ago I managed 2 people. Senior person told us one morning about a presentation we needed to work on and finish by the end of the day and their team were writing content for us to put together. I said okay, we can move things around for when the content comes in. Keep us posted. Gets to lunchtime, no update. I chase up and am told it's coming. Gets to 1pm and I ask again. 2pm, 3pm... I'm asking and not getting anything. Gets to 5.20pm. One person I manage has left and the other is starting to log out. I'll be another few minutes. Senior manager comes down, still without the content, and asks who is going to stay late to work on it for when it comes to us. I said no-one, it's too late - you've got no content and the buffet's now closed. She went apeshit and actually stamped her foot demanding it be done. She went to find someone more senior to complain to and me and my staff went home.
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sedg
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Post by sedg on Apr 2, 2024 11:52:00 GMT
I'm not overly clever, tho' I like to think I try my best and try not to judge others, but the people I work with are either thick as pig shit or they're just trying to wind me up. A guy in the office called me over who needed help logging into his email. I looked at his monitor and he's on the Microsoft website. Just reset your password if you can't remember it. "Oh I know my password but it's not letting me log in bro." I then noticed he's got his Gmail address in the textbox. Twat. I work as a graphic designer and video editor and I also run the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok accounts. Some of the stuff I get asked to do either has nothing to do with my job or it's just ridiculous. 1. Asked to build a custom CMS so parents can sign up, log in, and see what their kids are learning, etc. Not in my job scope. 2. Just because the word designer is in my job title doesn't mean I want to go and paint the fucking car park fence. 3. You're sat on your arse doing nothing. Why don't YOU fucking pop to Tesco next door for some milk. 4. No I won't keep an eye on the kids whilst they write lines. I'm not a teacher. 5. Yes things are a bit slow at the moment. It's probably the 12 year old PC I'm using with 3gb of ram, that crashes if you have two Chrome tabs open. They offered me another PC. WITH THE SAME FUCKING SPECS. 6. Asking me to do small jobs when I'm out of working hours. I don't care if you want a PDF editing or an Invoice doing. I'm not working out of hours, especially for free. The job is minimum wage and 15 hours a week. I only took it due to wanting low hours due to poor health at the moment, but I wish I hadn't bothered. The owner wants me to do everything and on the cheap. It's like he's shadowed Sparks for a few months. Sorry for the rant lols. I do your job. A few years ago I managed 2 people. Senior person told us one morning about a presentation we needed to work on and finish by the end of the day and their team were writing content for us to put together. I said okay, we can move things around for when the content comes in. Keep us posted. Gets to lunchtime, no update. I chase up and am told it's coming. Gets to 1pm and I ask again. 2pm, 3pm... I'm asking and not getting anything. Gets to 5.20pm. One person I manage has left and the other is starting to log out. I'll be another few minutes. Senior manager comes down, still without the content, and asks who is going to stay late to work on it for when it comes to us. I said no-one, it's too late - you've got no content and the buffet's now closed. She went apeshit and actually stamped her foot demanding it be done. She went to find someone more senior to complain to and me and my staff went home.
Bet you've got a better PC or Mac than me though!
That sounds just as bad as the stuff I deal with, Dick. I work at an after-school club, so there's only four people in the office and none of them can use a computer properly. They're probably on the level with the kids in the building.
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Post by edin on Apr 2, 2024 12:06:33 GMT
We’ve got someone who hasn’t deleted anything off the computer for a good decade and wonders why it’s slow as fuck
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Post by hobbes on Apr 2, 2024 12:44:55 GMT
I'm not overly clever, tho' I like to think I try my best and try not to judge others, but the people I work with are either thick as pig shit or they're just trying to wind me up. A guy in the office called me over who needed help logging into his email. I looked at his monitor and he's on the Microsoft website. Just reset your password if you can't remember it. "Oh I know my password but it's not letting me log in bro." I then noticed he's got his Gmail address in the textbox. Twat. I work as a graphic designer and video editor and I also run the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok accounts. Some of the stuff I get asked to do either has nothing to do with my job or it's just ridiculous. 1. Asked to build a custom CMS so parents can sign up, log in, and see what their kids are learning, etc. Not in my job scope. 2. Just because the word designer is in my job title doesn't mean I want to go and paint the fucking car park fence. 3. You're sat on your arse doing nothing. Why don't YOU fucking pop to Tesco next door for some milk. 4. No I won't keep an eye on the kids whilst they write lines. I'm not a teacher. 5. Yes things are a bit slow at the moment. It's probably the 12 year old PC I'm using with 3gb of ram, that crashes if you have two Chrome tabs open. They offered me another PC. WITH THE SAME FUCKING SPECS. 6. Asking me to do small jobs when I'm out of working hours. I don't care if you want a PDF editing or an Invoice doing. I'm not working out of hours, especially for free. The job is minimum wage and 15 hours a week. I only took it due to wanting low hours due to poor health at the moment, but I wish I hadn't bothered. The owner wants me to do everything and on the cheap. It's like he's shadowed Sparks for a few months. Sorry for the rant lols. I thought we were all onion picklers and white van drivers on here?
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Post by Bacon on Apr 2, 2024 13:41:54 GMT
I'm not overly clever, tho' I like to think I try my best and try not to judge others, but the people I work with are either thick as pig shit or they're just trying to wind me up. A guy in the office called me over who needed help logging into his email. I looked at his monitor and he's on the Microsoft website. Just reset your password if you can't remember it. "Oh I know my password but it's not letting me log in bro." I then noticed he's got his Gmail address in the textbox. Twat. I work as a graphic designer and video editor and I also run the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok accounts. Some of the stuff I get asked to do either has nothing to do with my job or it's just ridiculous. 1. Asked to build a custom CMS so parents can sign up, log in, and see what their kids are learning, etc. Not in my job scope. 2. Just because the word designer is in my job title doesn't mean I want to go and paint the fucking car park fence. 3. You're sat on your arse doing nothing. Why don't YOU fucking pop to Tesco next door for some milk. 4. No I won't keep an eye on the kids whilst they write lines. I'm not a teacher. 5. Yes things are a bit slow at the moment. It's probably the 12 year old PC I'm using with 3gb of ram, that crashes if you have two Chrome tabs open. They offered me another PC. WITH THE SAME FUCKING SPECS. 6. Asking me to do small jobs when I'm out of working hours. I don't care if you want a PDF editing or an Invoice doing. I'm not working out of hours, especially for free. The job is minimum wage and 15 hours a week. I only took it due to wanting low hours due to poor health at the moment, but I wish I hadn't bothered. The owner wants me to do everything and on the cheap. It's like he's shadowed Sparks for a few months. Sorry for the rant lols. I thought we were all onion picklers and white van drivers on here? I sweep up in a warehouse.
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sedg
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Post by sedg on Apr 2, 2024 14:34:50 GMT
I thought we were all onion picklers and white van drivers on here? I sweep up in a warehouse. Wanna be careful posting things like that online. Might end up as our next CEO.
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Post by Bacon on Apr 2, 2024 21:21:20 GMT
I sweep up in a warehouse. Wanna be careful posting things like that online. Might end up as our next CEO. Over qualified M8. I know which end of the brush is for holding.
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