This is The Cow's Arse. Hoochy is a bender.
Bigrod represents England in World's Most Boring Man contest. Gets disqualified for suspected use of performance enhancing drugs.
Frozen orange continues downward spiral. Pork belly futures continue to surge and will likely replace gold as a safe haven.
northernmonkey's memoirs in final edit. finialised title, 'good blowjobs and bad bananas'.
Chess piece removed from Hoochy's anus. Sources say it was a Queen in there.
OFSTED forum reports out. Cow's Arse rated Outstanding. Bantam Talk: Inadequate.
Neshead dresses as a school boy and sucks farts from the arses of executive type gents for a fiver.
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Like minded people with similar opinions will be placed on forced ignore. This will improve the forum.
RT blows goats.
Racing results: 1st. Crackpot 100/6. 2nd. Tell Him He's Dead 4/1.
Omari Patrick's semen stained Y fronts found in Hobhead's purse.
City get outbid for youngster by Forster Square station tramp.
New research shows vegans have small cocks.
Remember when Neshead was cool? no, me neither.
Hobhead voted 'Gay Of The year' by secret ballot.
Scientists confirm only 5 shades of grey actually exist.
Local school gives local paedophiles thumbs up in last ditch effort to be inclusive and tolerant.
You can lead a horse to water but, you cannot climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
Heroin good for you new study finds. Home Office recommends five portions a day.
Development squad players caught up in Twitter grooming storm.
Get behind the lads FFS.
Second hand placenta for sale. PM me for details
85% of people prefer Nova's busy hands to Leon's.
Nova's tash given legend status by club officials.
Bantams Banter boys banned in Barnstaple
Shit stinks, new study reveals
Fancy? It is the darling of society but the outcast of the mind. (D Windass)
Never Eat Shredded Wheat sang Hobbes Fan club, not famously
Leon Hobbes real name exclusively revealed: Lee Hobbs

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The Granby Mullet Avatar
The Granby Mullet: That felt good. No doubt I've done it incorrectly and he'll be back. Oct 15, 2019 8:21:23 GMT
Bacon Avatar
Bacon: Where are we gonna buy our drugs from now? Oct 15, 2019 8:50:01 GMT
jdc Avatar
jdc: Granby's only banned him to maintain his monopoly on the Cows Arse drugs trade. Oct 15, 2019 14:28:08 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: As any good dealer would do, gets rid of the competition on his turf Oct 16, 2019 7:28:22 GMT
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neshead: Robust modding has been sadly missing on this parish. Oct 25, 2019 7:05:12 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: Going on a date with a lass called Nes, I just keep wanting to call her Neshead :| Do I call it off now and save me the stress of explaining why I'm calling her that? Or am I being Catfished and it's Neshead playing a prank on me? Nov 7, 2019 10:27:01 GMT
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neshead: Call her Neshead when you're at the rodeo riding stage. See how long she stays on for. Nov 7, 2019 17:39:31 GMT
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Hoochy: What sort of a name for a girl is Nes? Nov 10, 2019 14:18:52 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: Eastern European, it's short for something but can't remember what. Nov 11, 2019 8:49:34 GMT
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neshead: Geoffrey? Nov 11, 2019 12:07:01 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: (rofl) Nov 11, 2019 16:09:16 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: Top Modding from Gilly again this morning. 8-) Nov 14, 2019 10:14:31 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: The Cow's arse is a drug free zone. Nov 14, 2019 10:15:14 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: Until the promotion party in May. Nov 14, 2019 11:13:18 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: Bowyer Out!!!! Jan 20, 2020 10:58:14 GMT
neshead Avatar
neshead: Take a banner down to training. You only live round the corner. Jan 20, 2020 14:31:41 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: Might go down if the weather is decent. See if there is any coaching actually happening as the team look clueless what to do. Jan 21, 2020 8:49:49 GMT
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arfamumtaz123: Great discussion. Feb 19, 2020 11:24:14 GMT
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Hoochy: Scary, Ginger, Baby, Sporty, Posh. May 21, 2020 11:25:06 GMT
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neshead: I went Scary, Sporty, Babay Ginger, Posh. A lot of TVR about with Scary, she should be the first on any list, the filthy yorkshire minx. May 23, 2020 7:45:55 GMT