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Post by Hobhead on Apr 24, 2017 16:18:58 GMT
Subtitle: Hoochy's Old Biddy Small Talk Thread I've just been threatened with legal action and a visit from 'an enforcement officer' if I don't get a TV licence. This despite numerous emails and phone calls to tell them I don't need one. I rang up, got uppity and they said they wouldn't bother me again for two years. Shite set-up but I was kind of hoping I'd get a visit so I could act like a massive twat towards some poor soul just doing his job.
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Post by Bacon on Apr 24, 2017 16:29:19 GMT
Subtitle: Hoochy's Old Biddy Small Talk Thread I've just been threatened with legal action and a visit from 'an enforcement officer' if I don't get a TV licence. This despite numerous emails and phone calls to tell them I don't need one. I rang up, got uppity and they said they wouldn't bother me again for two years. Shite set-up but I was kind of hoping I'd get a visit so I could act like a massive twat towards some poor soul just doing his job. They're a proper set of cunts. I was trying to flog my old hovel in Thornton for years and regularly used to have to deal with the fuckers. Letters through the door threatening me, so I call them and they tell me that when they came round I wasn't in, of course I wasn't in, I don't live there any more. Let me know when you're coming and I'll be there to let you in to show that there's no telly, or anyone there to watch one. But no, "that's not how it works", apparently if I know they're coming at a specific time I'll be there moving all my possessions and family out in order to make it look empty so that I don't have to give them however much it is to watch the fucking shite BBC. So it's catch 9. I'm never in when they're there to prove that I'm there. Eventually I found one of them with a bit of sense who put me on the 2 year review list, but it was literally years and years until it got sorted. I did make them replace the aerial cable that they cut outside the property though, which apparently they are legally allowed to do.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 24, 2017 16:31:40 GMT
Subtitle: Hoochy's Old Biddy Small Talk Thread I've just been threatened with legal action and a visit from 'an enforcement officer' if I don't get a TV licence. This despite numerous emails and phone calls to tell them I don't need one. I rang up, got uppity and they said they wouldn't bother me again for two years. Shite set-up but I was kind of hoping I'd get a visit so I could act like a massive twat towards some poor soul just doing his job. They're a proper set of cunts. I was trying to flog my old hovel in Thornton for years and regularly used to have to deal with the fuckers. Letters through the door threatening me, so I call them and they tell me that when they came round I wasn't in, of course I wasn't in, I don't live there any more. Let me know when you're coming and I'll be there to let you in to show that there's no telly, or anyone there to watch one. But no, "that's not how it works", apparently if I know they're coming at a specific time I'll be there moving all my possessions and family out in order to make it look empty so that I don't have to give them however much it is to watch the fucking shite BBC. So it's catch 9. I'm never in when they're there to prove that I'm there. Eventually I found one of them with a bit of sense who put me on the 2 year review list, but it was literally years and years until it got sorted. I did make them replace the aerial cable that they cut outside the property though, which apparently they are legally allowed to do. They can cut your aerial cable without having proved you do/don't live there?! As far as I understand it they've privatised the whole thing now and the guys that come round don't even have the power to enter your garden without your permission.
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Post by Hobhead on May 2, 2017 13:03:14 GMT
Anybody seen/heard the Diane Abbot 'car-crash' interview?
Oof:
Awful. Just awful.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 2, 2017 13:15:14 GMT
Anybody seen/heard the Diane Abbot 'car-crash' interview? Oof: Awful. Just awful. That's terrible. How can you be so badly prepared in her position?
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Post by Neshead on May 2, 2017 13:17:41 GMT
Anybody seen/heard the Diane Abbot 'car-crash' interview? Oof: Awful. Just awful. That's terrible. How can you be so badly prepared in her position? Not as bad as the position she was in when Jezza was whacking her up the shitter.
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Post by Neshead on May 2, 2017 13:17:50 GMT
Anybody seen/heard the Diane Abbot 'car-crash' interview? Oof: Awful. Just awful. That's terrible. How can you be so badly prepared in her position? Not as bad as the position she was in when Jezza was whacking her up the shitter.
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Post by Hobhead on May 2, 2017 13:18:00 GMT
See if you can spot the part where somebody hands her a sheet of paper .
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Post by Hobhead on May 2, 2017 13:20:30 GMT
That's terrible. How can you be so badly prepared in her position? Not as bad as the position she was in when Jezza was whacking her up the shitter. Above all else, banging Diane Abbot makes me question Corbyn's judgment. How can you trust a man who saw her across a crowded room and thought, 'fuck me I'd like to bang that' with real decisions.
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 20:48:40 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping.
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 20:49:42 GMT
Scratch that - stopped now.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 5, 2017 20:49:50 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping. Patent it. You'll be a trillionaire.
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Post by Neshead on May 5, 2017 20:53:29 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping. Like Hanson chasing lost causes. Puts in a shift etc..........
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 20:54:31 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping. Patent it. You'll be a trillionaire. I was ringing Norris McWhirter when it stopped. He said, 'why are you bothering me with this shite, World Records is my area of expertise. Besides, I'm very much dead. Good day!'. He was brusque but polite; a real gent even when mildly irritated by being awoken from his eternal slumber.
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 20:55:05 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping. Like Hanson chasing lost causes. Puts in a Tries hard but offers little etc.......... Fucking Tawheed and his word filters .
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Post by Neshead on May 5, 2017 20:57:38 GMT
Like Hanson chasing lost causes. Puts in a Tries hard but offers little etc.......... Fucking Tawheed and his word filters . I've just read that back and thought i'm sure i didn't write that? Would have made sense if i was off my tits
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Post by Hoochy on May 5, 2017 20:58:48 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping. Hob's pissed again. YouTube music vids imminent. Let's relive Hob's teenage years together.
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Post by Hobhead on May 5, 2017 20:59:43 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping. Hob's pissed again. YouTube music vids imminent. Let's relive Hob's teenage years together. Man the lifeboats! Are you looking at ma fuckin' pint? Ah fuggit, yer me best mate you are.
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Post by Lofty on May 5, 2017 21:00:30 GMT
I've perfected perpetual motion. I've got a beer bottle here on the floor that's been rolling back and forth for a good thirty seconds and is showing no signs of stopping. Let's relive Hob's teenage years together. Scampering to his Anderson shelter when the siren sounds??
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Post by Hoochy on May 5, 2017 21:03:08 GMT
Hob's pissed again. YouTube music vids imminent. Let's relive Hob's teenage years together. Man the lifeboats! Are you looking at ma fuckin' pint? Ah fuggit, yer me best mate you are. It's only 10 o'clock, pace yourself.
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