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Post by billycasper on May 7, 2018 16:34:59 GMT
What sort of cunt wears his football shirt on a non-match day.
Does my head in, when I see some whopper in Asda with his colours on like hes some uber 24/7fan. Take it off you fucking smelly tramp.
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Post by Neshead on May 7, 2018 16:39:27 GMT
Hearn stopped the smelly cunts doing at the snooker. There's one fucking whopper who is there every year with a Coventry City shirt on. Can't wear it now so instead yesterday he had a Coventry city of culture T-shirt on. What sort of king mong does that?
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Post by billycasper on May 7, 2018 16:45:58 GMT
Hearn stopped the smelly cunts doing at the snooker. There's one fucking whopper who is there every year with a Coventry City shirt on. Can't wear it now so instead yesterday he had a Coventry city of culture T-shirt on. What sort of king mong does that? I know. The sort of twat who shouts out "Go on Ronnie" after the other bloke misses. When I read that story, one word sprung to mind. Virgin.
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Post by Neshead on May 7, 2018 16:51:14 GMT
Hearn stopped the smelly cunts doing at the snooker. There's one fucking whopper who is there every year with a Coventry City shirt on. Can't wear it now so instead yesterday he had a Coventry city of culture T-shirt on. What sort of king mong does that? I know. The sort of twat who shouts out "Go on Ronnie" after the other bloke misses. When I read that story, one word sprung to mind. Virgin. I'm getting the word......'nonce'.
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Post by Hobhead on May 7, 2018 18:21:46 GMT
The only scenario I can think of where it's acceptable to wear a replica shirt is for 5-a-side. Other than that it's a horsewhipping offence. We're a broad church here with many differing outlooks so there will be those among us who think it's perfectly acceptable for a grown man to go to football dressed up like his heroes. They'd be wrong of course and a colossal twat but what's life without a bit of variety eh, Hoochy ?
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Post by Lofty on May 7, 2018 18:27:48 GMT
What about for running? Asking for a friend.
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Post by Hobhead on May 7, 2018 18:30:42 GMT
What about for running? Asking for a friend. We need a consensus on this. Personally I'd be inclined to say that it was ok but I'm happy to go with the horsewhipping if that's the general feeling.
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Post by Neshead on May 7, 2018 18:37:09 GMT
The only scenario I can think of where it's acceptable to wear a replica shirt is for 5-a-side. Other than that it's a horsewhipping offence. We're a broad church here with many differing outlooks so there will be those among us who think it's perfectly acceptable for a grown man to go to football dressed up like his heroes. They'd be wrong of course and a colossal twat but what's life without a bit of variety eh, Hoochy ? Do you know whats worse than this? Those uber cunts who wear old and 'retro' style shirts to make them look better than anyone else. You know the ones, 40 year olds with the 'diamond seal' top on. Saw an old woman coming away from the last home game with a home made contraption that she had probably knitted herself. What the fuck?
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Post by Hobhead on May 7, 2018 18:39:27 GMT
The only scenario I can think of where it's acceptable to wear a replica shirt is for 5-a-side. Other than that it's a horsewhipping offence. We're a broad church here with many differing outlooks so there will be those among us who think it's perfectly acceptable for a grown man to go to football dressed up like his heroes. They'd be wrong of course and a colossal twat but what's life without a bit of variety eh, Hoochy ? Do you know whats worse than this? Those uber cunts who wear old and 'retro' style shirts to make them look better than anyone else. You know the ones, 40 year olds with the 'diamond seal' top on. Saw an old woman coming away from the last home game with a home made contraption that she had probably knitted herself. What the fuck? Or those cunts who wear obscure, lower league kits from continental sides and their eyes light up when someone asks them what kit it is. Then they get all Ready Brek smug when the person asking admits they've never heard of said side and ask what country they're from. Utter, utter cunts.
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Post by Neshead on May 7, 2018 18:42:08 GMT
Do you know whats worse than this? Those uber cunts who wear old and 'retro' style shirts to make them look better than anyone else. You know the ones, 40 year olds with the 'diamond seal' top on. Saw an old woman coming away from the last home game with a home made contraption that she had probably knitted herself. What the fuck? Or those cunts who wear obscure, lower league kits from continental sides and their eyes light up when someone asks them what kit it is. Then they get all Ready Brek smug when the person asking admits they've never heard of said side and ask what country they're from. Utter, utter cunts. When the Beeb does a report on starving africans due some famine or shit and in the background theres a lad with a grimsby town top on circa 2003 and the cunt thinks it Juventus.
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Post by Bacon on May 7, 2018 18:47:26 GMT
Running is so gay.
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Post by Lofty on May 7, 2018 18:49:00 GMT
What about running from gays trying to bum you? Is that gay?
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Post by Neshead on May 7, 2018 18:50:20 GMT
What about running from gays trying to bum you? Is that gay? Playing hard to get eh Loftus?
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Post by Hobhead on May 7, 2018 18:53:42 GMT
Or those cunts who wear obscure, lower league kits from continental sides and their eyes light up when someone asks them what kit it is. Then they get all Ready Brek smug when the person asking admits they've never heard of said side and ask what country they're from. Utter, utter cunts. When the Beeb does a report on starving africans due some famine or shit and in the background theres a lad with a grimsby town top on circa 2003 and the cunt thinks it Juventus. Those appeals where they send football shirts to famine struck or war torn areas have always baffled me. What the fuck makes anyone think that the one thing people in their predicament could really use right now is an old football shirt? 'Yeh, sorry about your family being raped, wiped out and buried in a shallow grave behind the smelting works, Vladislav, but here's a Dagenham & Redbridge top from 2010'. 'Wot in ze fuck iz this, slavaboo cunt? I should be taking off your head where you stand wis my almazan and bleed you out like Croat pig'. 'It's the play off final one'.
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Post by Neshead on May 7, 2018 18:59:14 GMT
When the Beeb does a report on starving africans due some famine or shit and in the background theres a lad with a grimsby town top on circa 2003 and the cunt thinks it Juventus. Those appeals where they send football shirts to famine struck or war torn areas have always baffled me. What the fuck makes anyone think that the one thing people in their predicament could really use right now is an old football shirt? 'Yeh, sorry about you family being raped, wiped out and buried in a shallow grave behind the smelting works, Vladislav, but here's a Dagenham & Redbridge top from 2010'. 'Wot in ze fuck iz this, slavaboo cunt? I should be taking off your head where you stand wis my almazan and bleed you out like pig'. 'It's the play off final one'. It always makes me childishly giggle when i see it, 6ft 3" Charles Kiptunui wearing a xxxl Leyton Orient top that was too small for its fat obese owner 15 years ago, now fits as well as a David Price suit.
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Post by billycasper on May 7, 2018 19:25:55 GMT
What about running from gays trying to bum you? Is that gay? Depends how mincy your run is. Fine line between escape and encouraging.
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Post by Meff on May 7, 2018 20:33:17 GMT
grown adults should not wear football shirts ever...not even that "Bradford 'great'city" shirt (with the thumb on it) from 1987 which was shit. Remember pre 1986 when you couldn't even get a city top and had to make do with a Watford away kit from Worthington sports on Barry Street...(I was very young)
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Post by Hoochy on May 7, 2018 21:32:28 GMT
The only scenario I can think of where it's acceptable to wear a replica shirt is for 5-a-side. Other than that it's a horsewhipping offence. We're a broad church here with many differing outlooks so there will be those among us who think it's perfectly acceptable for a grown man to go to football dressed up like his heroes. They'd be wrong of course and a colossal twat but what's life without a bit of variety eh, Hoochy ? Quite right, 5 aside only. The only other time acceptable is when not wanting to offend a mate of 25+ years who bought you one for a present.
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Post by Hobhead on May 7, 2018 21:58:53 GMT
The only scenario I can think of where it's acceptable to wear a replica shirt is for 5-a-side. Other than that it's a horsewhipping offence. We're a broad church here with many differing outlooks so there will be those among us who think it's perfectly acceptable for a grown man to go to football dressed up like his heroes. They'd be wrong of course and a colossal twat but what's life without a bit of variety eh, Hoochy ? The only other time acceptable is when not wanting to offend a mate of 25+ years who bought you one for a present. No, that’s not acceptable.
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Post by Hoochy on May 7, 2018 22:02:06 GMT
It is.
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