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Post by bantam147 on Mar 11, 2018 21:19:15 GMT
Fucked off with this now.
I love my mum. And whatever happens between now and the day my marriage comes to an end for whatever reason, hopefully many years from now, I'll love my Mrs for the kids she's blessed me with.
Buts it's gone from being a fairly understated day, with a bunch of flowers and a bit of a Sunday lunch, to a full blown fucking event. And Facebook - fuck me. 'Let's take a moment to remember all the mum's who aren't with us anymore'. 'Let's remember the angel babies and the mum's who'll be missing them in heaven today'. 'We're mum's and we sacrifice our bodies for our kids and never have a moment's peace wouldn't have it any other way cos we're superheroes and just want to be told how special we are so we'll tell ourselves'.
Just fuck off.
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Post by Lofty on Mar 11, 2018 21:26:06 GMT
Always buy the wife chocolates so I can eat them. Luckily she is of the same opinion that the whole thing is wank.
Same with Valentines day.
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Post by bantam147 on Mar 11, 2018 21:36:27 GMT
Here's women in a nutshell. Or at least the women I know.
I've always thought Valentine's was bollocks. Last year, about a month before Valentine's, I spoke to the Mrs and 'argued' that Valentine's was a hollow sham. That the blokes who bought into it were basically just sheep and that any romantic gesture being made was meaningless because it was being mandated by the masses. I told her that I'd do something nice and spontaneous on another day and that when I did she'd therefore know it was authentic and heartfelt. About a fortnight before Valentine's I organised a suprise night out. Packed the kids off to the grandfolks, nice meal out, few drinks and a night in a hotel. Cracking shag too. She seemed well pleased with it all.
Then on Valentine's she fell out with me because I 'hadnt bothered'. Facebook was awash with the masses bearing their soul and showing the world how truly fantastic everyone's life is and she obviously felt left out.
Get fucked.
Oh, and then the other morning she fell out with me because she'd dreamt I was having an affair.
Maybe she's just mental.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 11, 2018 21:43:58 GMT
Oh, and then the other morning she fell out with me because she'd dreamt I was having an affair. Maybe she's just mental. You utter scumbag. You don't deserve that woman.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 11, 2018 21:46:51 GMT
The kids have all done well this year. All made her something and put in a lot of effort.
She's not completely happy though because apparently I "haven't done enough". When I pointed out that she isn't my mother she argued that that didn't matter. She was the mother of my children therefore I should be doing something to thank her. I gave up at that point and ignored her.
Women. Nuts.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 11, 2018 22:42:12 GMT
Thought you BREXIT boys all loved your old mum.
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Post by Lofty on Mar 12, 2018 7:04:23 GMT
Thought you BREXIT boys all loved your old mum. Mine's half Polish. Bloody foreigner. Wouldn't happen after Brexit.
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 12, 2018 8:11:19 GMT
Thought you BREXIT boys all loved your old mum. Mine's half Polish. Bloody foreigner. Wouldn't happen after Brexit. Brexit will cure your mum.
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 12, 2018 8:13:02 GMT
As for Mother’s Day it’s not a problem for me. The kids make her cards and pool their cash for some Ferrero Rocher or similar and my own mother is a malignant cunt so it’s all nice and simple for me.
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Post by CL on Mar 13, 2018 10:33:09 GMT
Wife was pissed off at me because I didn't get her a "Mother to be" card?! WTF? I didn't even know such cards existed.
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Post by Bacon on Mar 13, 2018 10:54:03 GMT
Wife was pissed off at me because I didn't get her a "Mother to be" card?! WTF? I didn't even know such cards existed. Tell her that as its not yours it's not your job to get the card.
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Post by CL on Mar 13, 2018 10:55:19 GMT
Wife was pissed off at me because I didn't get her a "Mother to be" card?! WTF? I didn't even know such cards existed. Tell her that as its not yours it's not your job to get the card. Waiting to see if it comes out like Winston first....
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 13, 2018 11:45:45 GMT
Tell her that as its not yours it's not your job to get the card. Waiting to see if it comes out like Winston first.... Winston who?
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 13, 2018 11:55:48 GMT
Tell her that as its not yours it's not your job to get the card. Waiting to see if it comes out like Winston first.... Yo Laney, Jim Davidson called. He wants to be your bestie.
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Post by CL on Mar 13, 2018 12:09:30 GMT
Waiting to see if it comes out like Winston first.... Yo Laney, Jim Davidson called. He wants to be your bestie. That the Snooker chap? Boring game, no thanks. He'll bang on about potting the pink all the time.
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