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Post by Lofty on Jan 10, 2018 21:45:47 GMT
Just watched this. Right enjoyed it.
First time I've ever heard 'Brighton Rock' by Queen. What a fucking tune!
Might have a word with VP music man, get it on the half man half biscuit list.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 10, 2018 21:56:32 GMT
Why don't you take a picture of your fucking dinner for us too?
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Post by Lofty on Jan 10, 2018 21:59:56 GMT
Why don't you take a picture of your fucking dinner for us too? Why don't you fuck off? Or get kicked.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 10, 2018 22:03:13 GMT
Why don't you take a picture of your fucking dinner for us too? Why don't you fuck off? Or get kicked. Can't even get the quote right. What a cunt.
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Post by Hobhead on Jan 10, 2018 22:04:21 GMT
Right, that’s it, you two are going on each other’s forced ignore lists.
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Post by Lofty on Jan 10, 2018 22:09:02 GMT
Why don't you fuck off? Or get kicked. Can't even get the quote right. What a cunt. Wait until you find out I couldn't upload the picture of my dinner.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 10, 2018 22:10:27 GMT
Right, that’s it, you two are going on each other’s forced ignore lists. It's sexual frisson that's all. Like giving a girl you like a Chinese burn then nipping her.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 10, 2018 22:10:56 GMT
Can't even get the quote right. What a cunt. Wait until you find out I couldn't upload the picture of my dinner. What did you have? You need to switch to desktop hun.
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Post by Lofty on Jan 10, 2018 22:16:25 GMT
Wait until you find out I couldn't upload the picture of my dinner. What did you have? You need to switch to desktop hun. Sausage pasta bake. Looked like Katie Price's fanny.* *I imagine, I haven't seen it.
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Post by Lofty on Jan 10, 2018 22:17:15 GMT
What did you have? You need to switch to desktop hun. Sausage pasta bake. Looked like Katie Price's fanny.* *I imagine, I haven't seen it. Correction. I have seen it. Dane Bowers was putting his toe in it for some bizarre reason.
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Post by Lofty on Jan 10, 2018 22:17:33 GMT
Anyway, watch Baby Driver.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 10, 2018 22:19:57 GMT
Sausage pasta bake. Looked like Katie Price's fanny.* *I imagine, I haven't seen it. Correction. I have seen it. Dane Bowers was putting his toe in it for some bizarre reason. I had a piss next to Dane in Vegas and made sure to have a look, tipped my hat to it, it's seen some things. Anyway, sausage pasta bake sounds nice, duckah crusted chicken and roasted veg here.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 10, 2018 22:20:12 GMT
Anyway, watch Baby Driver. No ta.
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Post by Hoochy on Jan 10, 2018 22:27:04 GMT
Right, that’s it, you two are going on each other’s forced ignore lists. It's sexual frisson that's all. Like giving a girl you like a Chinese burn then nipping her. Not allowed to do that these days. Political correctness gone mad.
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Post by Neshead on Jan 10, 2018 22:37:57 GMT
What did you have? You need to switch to desktop hun. Sausage pasta bake. Looked like Katie Price's fanny.* *I imagine, I haven't seen it. Like a smooth bore rifle.
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Post by Neshead on Jan 10, 2018 22:41:45 GMT
Correction. I have seen it. Dane Bowers was putting his toe in it for some bizarre reason. I had a piss next to Dane in Vegas and made sure to have a look, tipped my hat to it, it's seen some things. Anyway, sausage pasta bake sounds nice, duckah crusted chicken and roasted veg here. Great thread idea, celebrity shithole stories. I had a piss next to Big Cliff Lazarenko. Big cunt with a small chopper.
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Post by Hobhead on Jan 11, 2018 6:43:02 GMT
I had a piss next to Dane in Vegas and made sure to have a look, tipped my hat to it, it's seen some things. Anyway, sausage pasta bake sounds nice, duckah crusted chicken and roasted veg here. Great thread idea, celebrity shithole stories. I had a piss next to Big Cliff Lazarenko. Big cunt with a small chopper. I’ve told this one before I think but years ago I was at some lass’s twenty first and had a piss next to Roy Glover from Emmerdale. He was absolutely hammered, swaying around and pissing all over. He ended up falling over backwards and rolling around in piss on the floor in with his cock out. Sorry to go off topic but has anybody seen Baby Driver and is it any good?
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Post by Hoochy on Jan 11, 2018 22:04:39 GMT
Not seen Baby Driver and no plans to. Why are we talking about that in a thread about celebrity genitalia?
I went to school with 'Roy Glover' and used to tease him about an advert he was in at the time. Before Emmerdale dizzy heights of course. His line was to say 'Coq au vin?' in a confused Yorkshire voice. Don't remember ever seeing his cock.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 11, 2018 22:50:03 GMT
Not seen their cocks but Chris Fountain and Lee Otway, both cunts. Don't buy a kitchen from them.
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Post by Neshead on Jan 11, 2018 22:58:44 GMT
Not seen their cocks but Chris Fountain and Lee Otway, both cunts. Don't buy a kitchen from them. From Tv superstars to selling kitchens? Living the dream son, living the dream.
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