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Post by Nice boy on Oct 1, 2017 11:58:05 GMT
As a kid I used to go to mosque and get taught by a women in a burkah. She was extremely religious and wouldn't even stand in the same room with another male. When I reached 10 she started getting a bit twitchy and decided to arrange a meeting with my mum. "Tawheed's becoming a big man now", she exclaimed. She was basically beating around the bush and didn't want me to attend because of the possibility that I'd hit on her. To this day I still don't know what's funnier, the fact that she thought a 10 year old would seduce her or the fact she though I'd get sexual desires for a women who's face I can't see. The meeting basically consisted of my mum trying to convince her that I'm not a pervet but to no avail. Bet you were humping her leg like a disobedient puppy, you liar. Okay, you got me. In my defence though, the humping her leg thing started when I was 11 and this meeting took place when I was 10. Perhaps she could have waited a year when she had proper evidence and eyewitnesses. Making wild assumptions when I was 100% innocent wasn't helping.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 14:02:55 GMT
Used to be such a nice boy until he started trying to hump everything that moved.
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Post by fileybrigg on Oct 1, 2017 14:13:19 GMT
They had most of the play we had all the better chances. Welcome to 442
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Oct 1, 2017 14:33:31 GMT
They had most of the play we had all the better chances. Welcome to 442 I'm assuming you live in Filey....any bungalows on your street for sale??
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Post by Neshead on Oct 1, 2017 14:42:44 GMT
They had most of the play we had all the better chances. Welcome to 442 I'm assuming you live in Filey....any bungalows on your street for sale?? Neighbours from hell .
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