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Post by Hobhead on Sept 30, 2017 17:36:35 GMT
Doyle: 6 - Not much to do but made me nervous. Managed to spill a very easy take and is completely incapable of kicking a ball.
McMahon: 6 Quiet. Nothing outstandingly good or bad to report. Chicksen: 6.5 Superb cross for the goal but positionally suspect and looks a little lightweight. Killgallon: 7 Went about his business quietly and assuredly. Looks to be getting better with game time. NKP: 6 Horrible first half apart from his goal. Settled more into the second half.
Reeves: 6 Quiet. Developed an odd habit of completely misjudging the flight of the ball and twice ran right under where it was going to land, missing it by a week. Vincelot: 6 Not much cop. Battled manfully but had little influence on the game. Gillead: 8 MOM Ran them ragged. Getting better all the time. Taylor: 5.5 Looked poor but there were signs. He made the right choices more often than not but executed them poorly. Hopefully the sharpness will come the more he plays.
Poleon: 4 Fucking brain dead. His bursts through the defence aren't fooling me, he's thick as shit. Time and again he got caught in two minds having done the hard work. Unfortunately nous is the one thing you can't coach. Will flop. Wyke: 6 Dragged all over by their centre halves and didn't relish the battle enough for me. Tried but mostly failed. Lovely placed header though.
Subs: Law: 5 Still playing team mates into trouble by passing to tightly marked players. Still bollocking everyone else including the kids. Wanker. Patrick: N/A Can't rate him. He came on and played in the game. Sort of. Hendrie: N/A Not on long enough.
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Post by Lofty on Sept 30, 2017 17:41:15 GMT
Crying out for a Josh Cullen today - someone to keep hold of possession, calm things down and control the middle of the pitch.
That some people think Reeves is a better player than him still beggars belief.
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Post by Lofty on Sept 30, 2017 17:43:47 GMT
Poleon just wanders round aimlessly for 90% of the time with the other 10% consisting of sporadic bursts through the defence coupled with horrendously shite finishes.
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Post by Ricc on Sept 30, 2017 17:46:13 GMT
McGod
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Post by Dick on Sept 30, 2017 18:11:57 GMT
I wouldn't say it was poor. I'd say it was very flat, and error-strewn at times.
Barely did enough to win the game, but fortunate to come against such a limp threat from Doncaster. They kept going but had nothing up top to trouble us, apart from that one that nearly went in as an own goal.
The second half backs up my stats from the other night that we have to overwhelm teams in the first half, as we have zero intensity after HT. they came out again as I though they would - try and throw everything at us for 10-15 mins after half time - and this was time we looked most threatening; played in behind or through on goal a few times. Score one of those then it's 3-0 and game over, but it was shit finishing from Poleon and wrong decisions from him and others.
But what started to get annoying was conceding possession cheaply so often and so soon after winning it back, bad decision making or trying stupid things in dangerous places, and playing so fucking deep. Things like Gillead bursting through on our right and getting trapped by the corner, but he has 3 Doncaster players between him and the nearer one of ours - no one wanted to commit to supporting him.
And Omari Patrick... fuck me if we keep bringing him on when we're winning a game that is still in the balance tell him to stop giving the ball away like a fucking idiot.
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Post by Dick on Oct 1, 2017 9:15:28 GMT
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Post by Neshead on Oct 1, 2017 10:41:46 GMT
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 1, 2017 10:44:53 GMT
He might have gotten away with it too; if he hadn't accessorised with a can of Fosters.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 10:56:47 GMT
My first full time teaching job I had quite a lot of fully covered women coming to collect their kids at the end of the day. Didn't have a clue but the kids seemed to recognise mum easily enough!
Soon got to recognise 'individuals' though, somehow.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 10:57:35 GMT
None of them carried cans of Fosters. That's more of a Donny thing I think.
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Post by Nice boy on Oct 1, 2017 11:08:55 GMT
My first full time teaching job I had quite a lot of fully covered women coming to collect their kids at the end of the day. Didn't have a clue but the kids seemed to recognise mum easily enough! Soon got to recognise 'individuals' though, somehow. You must have had an awkward interaction or two with a few on parents evening. How would you keep your face straight?
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Oct 1, 2017 11:10:07 GMT
My first full time teaching job I had quite a lot of fully covered women coming to collect their kids at the end of the day. Didn't have a clue but the kids seemed to recognise mum easily enough! Soon got to recognise 'individuals' though, somehow. Ever talk to the wrong mum about a kid that wasn't hers?
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 11:12:04 GMT
My first full time teaching job I had quite a lot of fully covered women coming to collect their kids at the end of the day. Didn't have a clue but the kids seemed to recognise mum easily enough! Soon got to recognise 'individuals' though, somehow. You must have had an awkward interaction or two with a few on parents evening. How would you keep your face straight? It was fine actually. I never realised but closer up, the face is slightly visible usually.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 11:14:10 GMT
My first full time teaching job I had quite a lot of fully covered women coming to collect their kids at the end of the day. Didn't have a clue but the kids seemed to recognise mum easily enough! Soon got to recognise 'individuals' though, somehow. Ever talk to the wrong mum about a kid that wasn't hers? No m8 ?.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Oct 1, 2017 11:15:11 GMT
Ever talk to the wrong mum about a kid that wasn't hers? No m8 ?. OK. Thanks for getting back to me so quickly.
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 1, 2017 11:17:12 GMT
It's like Class Dojo on here. Niche.
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Post by Nice boy on Oct 1, 2017 11:44:49 GMT
As a kid I used to go to mosque and get taught by a women in a burkah. She was extremely religious and wouldn't even stand in the same room with another male. When I reached 10 she started getting a bit twitchy and decided to arrange a meeting with my mum. "Tawheed's becoming a big man now", she exclaimed. She was basically beating around the bush and didn't want me to attend because of the possibility that I'd hit on her. To this day I still don't know what's funnier, the fact that she thought a 10 year old would seduce her or the fact she though I'd get sexual desires for a women who's face I can't see. The meeting basically consisted of my mum trying to convince her that I'm not a pervet but to no avail.
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 1, 2017 11:46:59 GMT
As a kid I used to go to mosque and get taught by a women in a burkah. She was extremely religious and wouldn't even stand in the same room with another male. When I reached 10 she started getting a bit twitchy and decided to arrange a meeting with my mum. "Tawheed's becoming a big man now", she exclaimed. She was basically beating around the bush and didn't want me to attend because of the possibility that I'd hit on her. To this day I still don't know what's funnier, the fact that she thought a 10 year old would seduce her or the fact she though I'd get sexual desires for a women who's face I can't see. The meeting basically consisted of my mum trying to convince her that I'm not a pervet but to no avail. Bet you were humping her leg like a disobedient puppy, you liar.
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Post by Neshead on Oct 1, 2017 11:53:14 GMT
As a kid I used to go to mosque and get taught by a women in a burkah. She was extremely religious and wouldn't even stand in the same room with another male. When I reached 10 she started getting a bit twitchy and decided to arrange a meeting with my mum. "Tawheed's becoming a big man now", she exclaimed. She was basically beating around the bush and didn't want me to attend because of the possibility that I'd hit on her. To this day I still don't know what's funnier, the fact that she thought a 10 year old would seduce her or the fact she though I'd get sexual desires for a women who's face I can't see. The meeting basically consisted of my mum trying to convince her that I'm not a pervet but to no avail. Bet you were humping her leg like a disobedient puppy, you liar. Bet it was Tawheeds avatar behind the burka.
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Post by Lofty on Oct 1, 2017 11:55:05 GMT
As a kid I used to go to mosque and get taught by a women in a burkah. She was extremely religious and wouldn't even stand in the same room with another male. When I reached 10 she started getting a bit twitchy and decided to arrange a meeting with my mum. "Tawheed's becoming a big man now", she exclaimed. She was basically beating around the bush and didn't want me to attend because of the possibility that I'd hit on her. To this day I still don't know what's funnier, the fact that she thought a 10 year old would seduce her or the fact she though I'd get sexual desires for a women who's face I can't see. The meeting basically consisted of my mum trying to convince her that I'm not a pervet but to no avail. No doubt the fact every picture you draw, and no doubt drew back then, contains a cock might have led her down the pervert path!
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