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Post by Hobhead on Sept 10, 2017 9:05:34 GMT
For one night only Matthew, I was a gomper last night. Had a cracking night in the pub with me mates, we were all talking City up and reckoned this could be our year. Won £50 on an Acca after Stoke held Man United, then went home and put a right shift in on the Mrs. Then this morning, I've made her a brew, taken it to her in bed and bigged myself up. 'Hey, last night was a good un wasn't it'. Dead straight, she looks me in the eye, winks and says 'yeah, you were half decent. For a change'. one too many ales right on my chips has that. Half decent for a change? Did you have a fucking abacus bead mask on? Looks like Bob's been at the word filter again. Test: Nicky Law Test: Nîcky Låw
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Sept 10, 2017 9:05:54 GMT
For one night only Matthew, I was a gomper last night. Had a cracking night in the pub with me mates, we were all talking City up and reckoned this could be our year. Won £50 on an Acca after Stoke held Man United, then went home and put a right shift in on the Mrs. Then this morning, I've made her a brew, taken it to her in bed and bigged myself up. 'Hey, last night was a good un wasn't it'. Dead straight, she looks me in the eye, winks and says 'yeah, you were half decent. For a change'. one too many ales right on my chips has that. I'm welling up here. So proud of you.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 10, 2017 9:11:03 GMT
'Unlucky today, mate. Keep going and we'll bounce back next week etc.'. They're not your fucking mate, mate. The correct parlance is: Chin up mate, we go again next week. Please get it right Hob or we'll probably lose and there will be a percentage of blame attached to you.
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Post by Hobhead on Sept 10, 2017 9:14:41 GMT
'Unlucky today, mate. Keep going and we'll bounce back next week etc.'. They're not your fucking mate, mate. The correct parlance is: Chin up mate, we go again next week. Please get it right Hob or we'll probably lose and there will be a percentage of blame attached to you. Sorry, Hooch, rimming players on Twitter just isn't my forté. I'll try and get the lingo down in case I ever do go full ball-cupping gomper.
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Post by Dick on Sept 10, 2017 9:33:10 GMT
That was positive. you'll have me sucking them off on their twitter accounts the way things are going Theres a poster who called me a tosser on C & B the other day , he's one of those who cups the players twitter balls while sucking them dry. Reminds me of the Partridge scene where he goes back to his "number 1 fans" house with the Irish TV producers and his "number 1 fan." 'No way ya big spastic you're a mentalist' 😂 I always said players probably carry about a hand sanitizer so they can clean their hands after meeting fans. And I bet our squad are happy they don't even live in Bradford or go out in it with it being such a shithole as they'd get all sorts of Barry's and Colin's trying to be their mates. At least places like Leeds and Manchester have more exclusive bars and clubs that keep out the local plebs so their footballers can get smashed and cheat on their partners in peace.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 10, 2017 10:02:43 GMT
I remember going to Port Vale when they had Tom Pope. We were there early with the lad so had a walk around the ground and saw Pope and other players arriving. There was around a dozen or so fully grown up men trying to shake his hand and engage with him. I remember thinking that there'll be these type of men at football grounds all over the country and on message boards like C&B. Oddballs. Odder than silver bantam.
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Post by Neshead on Sept 10, 2017 10:16:34 GMT
I remember going to Port Vale when they had Tom Pope. We were there early with the lad so had a walk around the ground and saw Pope and other players arriving. There was around a dozen or so fully grown up men trying to shake his hand and engage with him. I remember thinking that there'll be these type of men at football grounds all over the country and on message boards like The Early Learning Centre. Oddballs. Odder than silver bantam. At away games it's the same weird cunts hanging around the team bus and the entrance to the stadium for the players. Always there, every fucking game, cameras out while the game is on. What sort of uber cunt films the game, you cannot watch and film at the same time. That only works with porn and threesomes. Allegedly .
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Post by Lofty on Sept 10, 2017 10:31:03 GMT
I remember going to Port Vale when they had Tom Pope. We were there early with the lad so had a walk around the ground and saw Pope and other players arriving. There was around a dozen or so fully grown up men trying to shake his hand and engage with him. I remember thinking that there'll be these type of men at football grounds all over the country and on message boards like The Early Learning Centre. Oddballs. Odder than silver bantam. Blackpool at home. Wyke was stood outside the 1911 entrance and grown men were having photos taken with him. They were queuing with little kids to have their turn. Sad fucks.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Sept 10, 2017 11:24:55 GMT
I remember going to Port Vale when they had Tom Pope. We were there early with the lad so had a walk around the ground and saw Pope and other players arriving. There was around a dozen or so fully grown up men trying to shake his hand and engage with him. I remember thinking that there'll be these type of men at football grounds all over the country and on message boards like The Early Learning Centre. Oddballs. Odder than silver bantam. Blackpool at home. Wyke was stood outside the 1911 entrance and grown men were having photos taken with him. They were queuing with little kids to have their turn. Sad fucks. Megalols
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Post by Neshead on Sept 10, 2017 11:29:56 GMT
I remember going to Port Vale when they had Tom Pope. We were there early with the lad so had a walk around the ground and saw Pope and other players arriving. There was around a dozen or so fully grown up men trying to shake his hand and engage with him. I remember thinking that there'll be these type of men at football grounds all over the country and on message boards like The Early Learning Centre. Oddballs. Odder than silver bantam. Blackpool at home. Wyke was stood outside the 1911 entrance and grown men were having photos taken with him. They were queuing with little kids to have their turn. Sad fucks. I had my photo with him in the legends suite😐
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Post by Lofty on Sept 10, 2017 12:10:03 GMT
Blackpool at home. Wyke was stood outside the 1911 entrance and grown men were having photos taken with him. They were queuing with little kids to have their turn. Sad fucks. I had my photo with him in the legends suite😐 You sad fuck. Bet you barged little 8 year old kids out of the way too you animal.
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Post by Neshead on Sept 10, 2017 13:02:43 GMT
I had my photo with him in the legends suite😐 You sad fuck. Bet you barged little 8 year old kids out of the way too you animal. I wanted to bear hug him but didn't have the bottle. Ricc wanted me to smash him through Rahic's table with the peoples elbow.
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Post by Ricc on Sept 11, 2017 10:03:25 GMT
You sad fuck. Bet you barged little 8 year old kids out of the way too you animal. I wanted to bear hug him but didn't have the bottle. Ricc wanted me to smash him through Rahic's table with the peoples elbow. I still can't understand why you didn't. Rahic out.
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Post by Neshead on Sept 11, 2017 11:14:28 GMT
I wanted to bear hug him but didn't have the bottle. Ricc wanted me to smash him through Rahic's table with the peoples elbow. I still can't understand why you didn't. Rahic out. 😂😂
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