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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 21:47:37 GMT
So when it comes to spunking large amounts on "real ales", "craft beers" and "continental lagers" how many people could tell the difference in the infamous "Hoochy's taste test"? A £5+ pint of authentically brewed bavarian lager or a "real ale" brewed in your sleepy little yorkshire dales village served by a pretentious twat on North Parade versus a pint of generic 8ace from the local eastern european off licence or £1.80 pint of Sam Smiths from the Shoulder in town served by a bird with big tits.
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 22, 2017 21:49:41 GMT
Tell me more about these tits.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 22, 2017 21:51:07 GMT
£1.80 pint of Sam Smiths from the Shoulder in town served by a bird with big tits. Is there such a girl in The Shoulder?
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 22, 2017 21:54:58 GMT
So when it comes to spunking large amounts on "real ales", "craft beers" and "continental lagers" how many people could tell the difference in the infamous "Hoochy's taste test"? A £5+ pint of authentically brewed bavarian lager or a "real ale" brewed in your sleepy little yorkshire dales village served by a pretentious twat on North Parade versus a pint of generic 8ace from the local eastern european off licence or £1.80 pint of Sam Smiths from the Shoulder in town served by a bird with big tits. What do I need to do?
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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 21:56:11 GMT
Tell me more about these tits. They are off putting for the "real ale" twats. They are seen as a distraction to the more important matter to hand. Namely, group masturbation over an overpriced pint of "real ale" that was well worth paying over twice as much as a pint down the road because it was served on a table made out of fair trade wooden pallets and served by a cunt with a beard and an arm full of tattoos drawn by Stevie Wonder.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 21:57:21 GMT
So when it comes to spunking large amounts on "real ales", "craft beers" and "continental lagers" how many people could tell the difference in the infamous "Hoochy's taste test"? A £5+ pint of authentically brewed bavarian lager or a "real ale" brewed in your sleepy little yorkshire dales village served by a pretentious twat on North Parade versus a pint of generic 8ace from the local eastern european off licence or £1.80 pint of Sam Smiths from the Shoulder in town served by a bird with big tits. What do I need to do? It's Hoochys baby. he constantly called out the real ale twats, asking them to take the taste test. All bottle jobs though i'm afraid.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 21:58:37 GMT
£1.80 pint of Sam Smiths from the Shoulder in town served by a bird with big tits. Is there such a girl in The Shoulder? Last time i went in i was served by a woman,can't remember offhand how big the tits were. Nice pint though.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 22, 2017 21:59:35 GMT
It's Hoochys baby. he constantly called out the real ale twats, asking them to take the taste test. All bottle jobs though i'm afraid. I agreed to his terms but the deal scupperer was that I'd have to meet Hoochy in person.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 22:00:48 GMT
It's Hoochys baby. he constantly called out the real ale twats, asking them to take the taste test. All bottle jobs though i'm afraid. I agreed to his terms but the deal scupperer was that I'd have to meet Hoochy in person. Football shirt would be mandatory i presume?
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 22, 2017 22:01:47 GMT
It's Hoochys baby. he constantly called out the real ale twats, asking them to take the taste test. All bottle jobs though i'm afraid. I agreed to his terms but the deal scupperer was that I'd have to meet Hoochy in person. Strange comment ?.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 22:04:11 GMT
I agreed to his terms but the deal scupperer was that I'd have to meet Hoochy in person. Strange comment ?. Bottlejob m8.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 22, 2017 22:04:32 GMT
I agreed to his terms but the deal scupperer was that I'd have to meet Hoochy in person. Strange comment ?. You've upset him @hobhead
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 22, 2017 22:09:41 GMT
I agreed to his terms but the deal scupperer was that I'd have to meet Hoochy in person. Strange comment ?. But to be expected from you. ?
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Post by billycasper on Jul 22, 2017 22:09:56 GMT
Hate beer snobs. Stood there like conosieurs. I drink to get pissed not for the strawberry after taste. Carling, Gin and Vodka. Anything else is immaterial
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 22, 2017 22:12:59 GMT
Hate beer snobs. Stood there like conosieurs. I drink to get pissed not for the strawberry after taste. Carling, Gin and Vodka. Anything else is immaterial Just drink meths then. You'd save yourself a stack of cash.
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 22, 2017 22:13:22 GMT
Hate beer snobs. Stood there like conosieurs. I drink to get pissed not for the strawberry after taste. Carling, Gin and Vodka. Anything else is immaterial Quite right. We're on a journey to blitzville. Can't taste it after 2 pints anyway so may as well be anything.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 22:15:52 GMT
Hate beer snobs. Stood there like conosieurs. I drink to get pissed not for the strawberry after taste. Carling, Gin and Vodka. Anything else is immaterial First time i had Gin was last year. Quite nice, the fact that it doesn't taste of anything is weird. Could drink vodka and red bull till the cows come home.
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Post by Dick on Jul 22, 2017 23:37:20 GMT
The weird beers, craft beers, IPAs and all that are fine - I've no issue with them.
But those ones with fucking flavours in - chocolate, coffee, chilli, fruits etc - fuck them right in the arse. If I want it chocolate flavoured I'll have a Mars bar with it.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 23, 2017 8:16:36 GMT
The weird beers, craft beers, IPAs and all that are fine - I've no issue with them. But those ones with fucking flavours in - chocolate, coffee, chilli, fruits etc - fuck them right in the arse. If I want it chocolate flavoured I'll have a Mars bar with it. Agreed. I once had one called 'Spice of Your Life' which was some sort of Christmas ale containing all manner of spices and such. i think they were going for a mulled wine vibe. It was absolutely disgusting - undrinkable. Some things, like beer and children, just shouldn't be meddled with.
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