Post by Hobhead on May 8, 2017 15:27:19 GMT
You know when you're browsing a site and those little windows pop up with someone from the sales team wanting to help? I was looking for some cast iron accoutrements for a creel I'm putting up and up pops Ryan asking if he can help:
We should expand our operations into trolling the web.
Ryan
Welcome to More Handles. If we can help you please type your question now.
Visitor
Hi, Ryan. I've been musing on the meaning of life and have reached the conclusion that the fundamental driving factor of our existence is to have a genetic representative at the end of all things. What do you think?
Ryan
Good Afternoon, unfortunately i don't really have view on your question. Is there anything ironmongery related i can help with?
Visitor
You should ponder on it, Ryan. The world doesn't begin and end with ironmongery you know.
Ryan
this is true but during my life it will be a big part of it
Visitor
Then expand your horizons, Ryan. Ironmongery doesn't impress the ladies in the same way that waxing lyrical about the amazing properties of neutronic matter does. Well, that and a fish supper.
Ryan
this might be true. Is there anything else i can help you with?
Visitor
I'm actually setting up a creel, Ryan and am just browsing for prices and the parts I need. I'll probably be buying them from your site so I'm not completely wasting your time.
Ryan
this is fine, let me know if you have any questions and i'll be happy to help
Visitor
Ok, Ryan, I'm wondering what you think the main factor was that led to Quantum String Theory being mistakenly abandoned in the 1960's in favour of Quantum Chromodynamics?
Ryan
I have no idea, not my field of specialty
Visitor
OK, in that case, do you stock those screws with eyelets on the end?
Ryan
let me just check to see if we stock them
unfortunately we don't keep these on the shelf so would have to order them in
Visitor
Ah, never mind. A minor detail. You have most of the things I'm looking for anyway so kill, kill, kill and kill again. I have to cleanse the streets. I can hear funny music and see flashing coloured lights in my head. I'm fading, Ryan. Fading. Going into the light. Bye, Ryan.
Ryan
No problem, it has be lovely speaking with you. Enjoy the rest of your day!
Welcome to More Handles. If we can help you please type your question now.
Visitor
Hi, Ryan. I've been musing on the meaning of life and have reached the conclusion that the fundamental driving factor of our existence is to have a genetic representative at the end of all things. What do you think?
Ryan
Good Afternoon, unfortunately i don't really have view on your question. Is there anything ironmongery related i can help with?
Visitor
You should ponder on it, Ryan. The world doesn't begin and end with ironmongery you know.
Ryan
this is true but during my life it will be a big part of it
Visitor
Then expand your horizons, Ryan. Ironmongery doesn't impress the ladies in the same way that waxing lyrical about the amazing properties of neutronic matter does. Well, that and a fish supper.
Ryan
this might be true. Is there anything else i can help you with?
Visitor
I'm actually setting up a creel, Ryan and am just browsing for prices and the parts I need. I'll probably be buying them from your site so I'm not completely wasting your time.
Ryan
this is fine, let me know if you have any questions and i'll be happy to help
Visitor
Ok, Ryan, I'm wondering what you think the main factor was that led to Quantum String Theory being mistakenly abandoned in the 1960's in favour of Quantum Chromodynamics?
Ryan
I have no idea, not my field of specialty
Visitor
OK, in that case, do you stock those screws with eyelets on the end?
Ryan
let me just check to see if we stock them
unfortunately we don't keep these on the shelf so would have to order them in
Visitor
Ah, never mind. A minor detail. You have most of the things I'm looking for anyway so kill, kill, kill and kill again. I have to cleanse the streets. I can hear funny music and see flashing coloured lights in my head. I'm fading, Ryan. Fading. Going into the light. Bye, Ryan.
Ryan
No problem, it has be lovely speaking with you. Enjoy the rest of your day!
We should expand our operations into trolling the web.