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Post by northernmonkey on Apr 23, 2019 11:04:21 GMT
Hob's got a shed in the garden that he calls his Man Cave. It's got a sign above the door with a shit name like The Hob Inn or something. Goes inside of an evening to drink poncy beer, watch football, wank and cry. Arsehole. Any chance of an invite Hob?
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Post by Neshead on Apr 23, 2019 14:55:55 GMT
Hob's got a shed in the garden that he calls his Man Cave. It's got a sign above the door with a shit name like The Hob Inn or something. Goes inside of an evening to drink poncy beer, watch football, wank and cry. Arsehole. Any chance of an invite Hob? I'll join you Monkey, sounds like a right den of iniquity.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 23, 2019 16:08:30 GMT
Enough for a jerk circle in Hob's shed now.
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Post by claw on Apr 23, 2019 18:27:54 GMT
Enough for a sweep on the game of soggy biscuit, definitely.
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Post by northernmonkey on Apr 23, 2019 20:09:15 GMT
Enough for a jerk circle in Hob's shed now. The jealousy is oozing out of every post.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Apr 29, 2019 10:51:14 GMT
Bronco told me... That Hob is the kind of twat that goes cycling on a sunday morning in full lycra whilst adopting full racing posture. His elevated ass is positioned directly in the line of sight of the drivers he is holding up. Arsehole
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Post by Bacon on Apr 29, 2019 11:43:56 GMT
Hob refuses the offer of free plants because he's growing fucking gooseberries.
Arsehole.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Apr 30, 2019 15:50:01 GMT
Gooseberries are delicious.
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Post by Bacon on May 1, 2019 16:00:02 GMT
Gooseberries are delicious. You'll be out of luck with the arsehole, even if he could grow them, the cunt wouldn't give you any.
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Post by Hoochy on May 1, 2019 16:11:56 GMT
Gooseberries are delicious. You'll be out of luck with the arsehole, even if he could grow them, the cunt wouldn't give you any. (Arsehole)
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Post by Lofty on May 2, 2019 11:47:44 GMT
Hobhead says "see you in the morrow". Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on May 2, 2019 12:23:26 GMT
Hobhead says "see you in the morrow". Arsehole. Hobhead says "Not three bad" instead of "not too bad" when asked of his wellbeing. The arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on May 2, 2019 12:38:15 GMT
Hobhead says "see you in the morrow". Arsehole. Hobhead says "Not three bad" instead of "not too bad" when asked of his wellbeing. The arsehole. If things are three bad and I develop mental health issues I go and see a trick cyclist.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on May 4, 2019 8:35:45 GMT
Go on then hob, say it. Get it off yr chest, we can all see yr dying to.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on May 4, 2019 8:48:52 GMT
Hob's got a private number plate.
Arsehole
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Post by Hoochy on May 4, 2019 8:58:42 GMT
Hob said "May the fourth be with you!" to every single person he saw yesterday. Arsehole. Arsehole. Arsehole.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on May 7, 2019 12:23:01 GMT
Hob probably goes to posh restaurants and over pronounces foreign sounding words when ordering.
“Ahhhh yes i’ll have ze ‘Confit de canard”
“would you like something to drink sir?”
“Ahhhh yes i’ll have ze ‘2015 Chateauneuf du pape’. Make it two bottles”
arsehole
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Post by Hoochy on May 7, 2019 12:41:50 GMT
Hob probably goes to posh restaurants and over pronounces foreign sounding words when ordering. “Ahhhh yes i’ll have ze ‘Confit de canard” “would you like something to drink sir?” “Ahhhh yes i’ll have ze ‘2015 Chateauneuf du pape’. Make it two bottles” arsehole No probably about it. The Arsehole is guilty as charged. Takes photos of his food and posts it on social media too.
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Post by yungnath on May 8, 2019 13:38:38 GMT
Hob probably goes to posh restaurants and over pronounces foreign sounding words when ordering. “Ahhhh yes i’ll have ze ‘Confit de canard” “would you like something to drink sir?” “Ahhhh yes i’ll have ze ‘2015 Chateauneuf du pape’. Make it two bottles” arsehole Chataeu De Wankeur* arsehole
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Post by Lofty on May 11, 2019 7:06:22 GMT
Hobhead has a house name as well as a number. If he lived at no. 111 he'd call it 'The Wicket'. Arsehole.
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