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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 9, 2019 16:45:52 GMT
Somebody genuinely called me a DIME BAR, whilst they stuck their tongue under their bottom lip yesterday. Because I forgot a name. Took me back to being 10 years old. The tongue in the bottom lip is a classic. I'm doing that to the wife from now on.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 9, 2019 16:54:55 GMT
Somebody genuinely called me a DIME BAR, whilst they stuck their tongue under their bottom lip yesterday. Because I forgot a name. Took me back to being 10 years old. The tongue in the bottom lip is a classic. I'm doing that to the wife from now on. We used to couple it with slapping one hand on top of the other while saying 'My name's *insert victim's name*' Try it on the Mrs m8, let us know if you get lucky.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 9, 2019 16:56:53 GMT
"How old are you?".
Miserable bitch.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 9, 2019 17:36:57 GMT
"How old are you?". Miserable bitch. Try keeping it up, repeating everything she says in the same voice.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 15, 2019 20:21:24 GMT
Hob watches Comic Relief.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 16, 2019 9:20:51 GMT
Hob's got a onesie, bought matching ones for the whole famalam.
Arsehole.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Mar 16, 2019 10:24:52 GMT
Hob's got a onesie, bought matching ones for the whole famalam. Arsehole. Wife's mother has a WhatsApp group entitled "Famalam". It annoys me more than it should.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 16, 2019 10:38:42 GMT
All the famalam should go on their holibobs together on Friyay and have yummy times.
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Post by mikehunt on Mar 22, 2019 21:42:11 GMT
All the famalam should go on their holibobs together on Friyay and have yummy times. #makingmemories
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 24, 2019 13:04:25 GMT
Hob's got a fez. It's got sequins all the way around it and Hob thinks it makes him look cultured and gives him character.
Arsehole.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Mar 25, 2019 21:39:56 GMT
Hobhead plays the trumpet at England games.
Arsehole.
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Post by Dennis on Mar 26, 2019 9:13:42 GMT
Hobbers really has applied for membership of BCST!
Warren Arsehole!
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 26, 2019 9:18:45 GMT
Hobbers really has applied for membership of BCST! Warren Arsehole! There’s always one who has to go too far. Banned for seventeen seconds.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Mar 30, 2019 12:43:23 GMT
Every time hobhead goes to an away game he has to tell every cunt on social media accompanied with a picture of himself and a can of dark fruits. He also calls the train a rattler and London " the big smoke"
Arsehole
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Post by Lofty on Mar 30, 2019 13:10:33 GMT
Hobhead is going to get a season ticket because "that's what real fans do". Arsehole.
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Post by Nice boy on Apr 2, 2019 16:32:59 GMT
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Post by Lofty on Apr 2, 2019 17:26:58 GMT
Fair play to anyone able to get erect with Naz Shah in the vicinity.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 2, 2019 17:47:09 GMT
Anyone who uses public transport is a wanker.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Apr 2, 2019 17:56:08 GMT
Fair play to anyone able to get erect with Naz Shah in the vicinity. She should keep quiet in the interests of pervert diversity. Sexual deviants enrich society.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 21, 2019 18:38:42 GMT
Hob's got a shed in the garden that he calls his Man Cave. It's got a sign above the door with a shit name like The Hob Inn or something. Goes inside of an evening to drink poncy beer, watch football, wank and cry.
Arsehole.
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