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Post by Bacon on Dec 14, 2018 18:03:33 GMT
Captain Morgan
Proper Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 18, 2018 1:03:24 GMT
Hob says "We're going out, out!" because he's an insufferable fucking arsehole.
(R.I.P m8)
Arsehole.
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Post by twosup on Dec 18, 2018 7:47:54 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he calls the cash machine an ATM.
ARSEHOLE!!
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 18, 2018 14:19:26 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he calls the cash machine an ATM. ARSEHOLE!! He doesn't carry cash. Apply Pay cunt.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 19, 2018 18:25:38 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he calls the cash machine an ATM. ARSEHOLE!! or calls it an ATM machine..... it's not an an automated teller machine machine you fucking thick cunts. Glad I got that off my chest massive annoyance for me
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 19, 2018 18:44:42 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he calls the cash machine an ATM. ARSEHOLE!! or calls it an ATM machine..... it's not an an automated teller machine machine you fucking thick cunts. Glad I got that off my chest massive annoyance for me I was going to say that but thought Hoochy might call me an arsehole. Annoys the shit out of me too.
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Post by claw on Dec 19, 2018 19:02:01 GMT
An Ex-boss of mine called Allen keys “hexagonal wrenches”, because “Allen” is a registered trade name. We all thought he was an arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 19, 2018 20:50:57 GMT
An Ex-boss of mine called Allen keys “hexagonal wrenches”, because “Allen” is a registered trade name. We all thought he was an arsehole. The Mrs does that with the hoover and says vacuum cleaner. Sticky back plastic wankers.
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Post by Bacon on Dec 20, 2018 9:12:42 GMT
An Ex-boss of mine called Allen keys “hexagonal wrenches”, because “Allen” is a registered trade name. We all thought he was an arsehole. The Mrs does that with the hoover and says vacuum cleaner. Sticky back plastic wankers. You want to get rid mate. She's bad news.
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Post by twosup on Dec 20, 2018 10:42:30 GMT
I never met Hob but I reckon when he breaks up for Christmas he HAS to have his car washed at one of those hand job places before he can truly relax.
ARSEHOLE!!
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 20, 2018 22:23:08 GMT
Hob's going for a few cheeky drinks straight after work tomorrow for MAD Friday the once a year Xmas pub cunt.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 21, 2018 7:01:47 GMT
Hob's going for a few cheeky drinks straight after work tomorrow for MAD Friday the once a year Xmas pub cunt. Arsehole. I avoid works dos like the plague. Fucking hate the whole shitshow of forced merriment and people who’ve hated each other for the whole of the rest of the year pretending to like each other for a few hours. I like so few people the chances of being thrust together with one of the few I do through work is so minimal I might as well give it a miss safe in the knowledge that the chances are I’d hate them just as much out of work as I do in it. Half the world’s population at least needs culling and I think Christmas would be a fun time to do it.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 21, 2018 11:23:39 GMT
Hob's going for a few cheeky drinks straight after work tomorrow for MAD Friday the once a year Xmas pub cunt. Arsehole. I avoid works dos like the plague. Fucking hate the whole shitshow of forced merriment and people who’ve hated each other for the whole of the rest of the year pretending to like each other for a few hours. I like so few people the chances of being thrust together with one of the few I do through work is so minimal I might as well give it a miss safe in the knowledge that the chances are I’d hate them just as much out of work as I do in it. Half the world’s population at least needs culling and I think Christmas would be a fun time to do it. I go on all of them. Done three this year. Last one tonight. I love people.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 22, 2018 0:03:36 GMT
Hob's going for a few cheeky drinks straight after work tomorrow for MAD Friday the once a year Xmas pub cunt. Arsehole. Hob's lost his mates and tried unsuccessfully to ingratiate himself with other Xmas pub cunts by now. His Mrs put £20 in his back bin this morning for a taxi because she knows he's a useless cunt. She sent him a text to remind him at half ten. He checked his pocket and tried to stuff it back in but missed and it hit the floor. 4 lasses from Farsley spent it on shots. He's off for a kebab in a minute and he'll racially abuse the staff by saying "Come on, Sabu, I've not got all night." He'll end up in an argument with some other Xmas pub cunts and some shrieking pissed up ladies from Holme Wood and get chinned for being a racialist. One of the girls will remove her shoe and start battering his head with the stiletto heel. Merry Christmas Hob u arsehole m8.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 22, 2018 8:09:41 GMT
Hob's going for a few cheeky drinks straight after work tomorrow for MAD Friday the once a year Xmas pub cunt. Arsehole. Hob's lost his mates and tried unsuccessfully to ingratiate himself with other Xmas pub cunts by now. His Mrs put £20 in his back bin this morning for a taxi because she knows he's a useless cunt. She sent him a text to remind him at half ten. He checked his pocket and tried to stuff it back in but missed and it hit the floor. 4 lasses from Farsley spent it on shots. He's off for a kebab in a minute and he'll racially abuse the staff by saying "Come on, Sabu, I've not got all night." He'll end up in an argument with some other Xmas pub cunts and some shrieking pissed up ladies from Holme Wood and get chinned for being a racialist. One of the girls will remove her shoe and start battering his head with the stiletto heel. Merry Christmas Hob u arsehole m8. Went to the Mrs’ Auntie Bev’s and was designated driver. Started to leave at nine got out by 21:40. Went home, went to bed and didn’t have a drink. Off on the Christmas booze run now.
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Post by Lofty on Dec 22, 2018 8:38:31 GMT
Hob's lost his mates and tried unsuccessfully to ingratiate himself with other Xmas pub cunts by now. His Mrs put £20 in his back bin this morning for a taxi because she knows he's a useless cunt. She sent him a text to remind him at half ten. He checked his pocket and tried to stuff it back in but missed and it hit the floor. 4 lasses from Farsley spent it on shots. He's off for a kebab in a minute and he'll racially abuse the staff by saying "Come on, Sabu, I've not got all night." He'll end up in an argument with some other Xmas pub cunts and some shrieking pissed up ladies from Holme Wood and get chinned for being a racialist. One of the girls will remove her shoe and start battering his head with the stiletto heel. Merry Christmas Hob u arsehole m8. Went to the Mrs’ Auntie Bev’s and was designated driver. Started to leave at nine got out by 21:40. Went home, went to bed and didn’t have a drink. Off on the Christmas booze run now. Have you checked with Hoochy whether now is an acceptable time to go on a booze run?
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 23, 2018 10:43:03 GMT
Hob calls today 'Christmas Eve Eve' even though he's a fully grown man.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 27, 2018 22:44:35 GMT
When Hob watches a film he tells people he's watching a movie.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 27, 2018 22:57:16 GMT
When Hob watches a film he tells people he's watching a movie. Arsehole. Bugbear. I never say that. Also hate cunts who say ‘my bad’ and ‘no brainer’. The longer this thread goes on the more I’m being forced to conclude that I am humanity at its most highly evolved. I’ve improved on Mary Poppins; I am actually perfect in every way. Thanks for the boost, Hooch.
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Post by Neshead on Dec 28, 2018 8:09:53 GMT
When Hob watches a film he tells people he's watching a movie. Arsehole. Bugbear. I never say that. Also hate cunts who say ‘my bad’ and ‘no brainer’. The longer this thread goes on the more I’m being forced to conclude that I am humanity at its most highly evolved. I’ve improved on Mary Poppins; I am actually perfect in every way. Thanks for the boost, Hooch. Got tears in my eyes here Hobbers, you literally are the second coming of Christ.
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