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Post by Hoochy on Dec 5, 2018 8:32:22 GMT
Hob thinks his claret and amber gazelles look good on him, the mid life crisis car crash of a man that he is.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 5, 2018 8:38:12 GMT
This thread gives me a real boost to the old self esteem. Since pretty much none of them are right I can’t be an arsehole. Cheers for the pick me up, Hooch, you’re an oak.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 5, 2018 8:51:15 GMT
Hob moans that kids these days are disrespectful and rude yet when they behave with compassion and kindness he calls them snowflakes.
Gammon arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 5, 2018 8:52:33 GMT
Arseholes use the insult ‘gammon’.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 5, 2018 9:48:09 GMT
Arseholes use the insult ‘gammon’. U ruddy faced, BREXIT, gammon arsehole m8.
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Post by Lofty on Dec 5, 2018 17:14:23 GMT
Hobhead thinks we'll 'shithouse' a win at Plymouth.
Arsehole.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Dec 5, 2018 19:35:02 GMT
Hobhead took his baby in to work to show off when it was born. Or if he hasn't got kids he would do.
Arsehole.
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Post by Bacon on Dec 5, 2018 21:11:24 GMT
Hobhead took his baby in to work to show off when it was born. Or if he hasn't got kids he would do. Arsehole. Hob explained that it was black because of his grandad, the sailor from Sierra Leone. Not because his missus insisted on a fortnight getting seen to at Hedonism.
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Post by Ricc on Dec 6, 2018 14:41:10 GMT
Hob refers to the last working day of the week as FriYAY.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 14, 2018 10:50:34 GMT
Here's Hob, the jolly arsehole.
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Post by twosup on Dec 14, 2018 12:16:31 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he brings his wheelie bin straight back in SECONDS after it's emptied.
Arsehole!
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 14, 2018 12:26:20 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he brings his wheelie bin straight back in SECONDS after it's emptied. Arsehole! He does, aye. He has a quick look in too so the binmen know they have to do a proper job on his bin. Fully emptied. Passive aggressive arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 14, 2018 13:09:21 GMT
I repeatedly forget to put the wheelie bin out. It’s a real bone of contention in our house. Plain but fuckable neighbour Sally brings it back in for us.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 14, 2018 13:29:40 GMT
Hobhead cheekily slaps his wife's arse while she's cooking and whispers in her ear that he's going to give her a good seeing to but when it's time he can't get past round 1
Arsehole
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Post by Lofty on Dec 14, 2018 13:37:39 GMT
Hobhead used to use a Bluetooth ear piece.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 14, 2018 15:21:32 GMT
Hob carries his phone in a belt holster.
Arsehole.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Dec 14, 2018 17:31:42 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he brings his wheelie bin straight back in SECONDS after it's emptied. Arsehole! Guy on our street brings everybodys back in. He did mine once and I was sat on the couch while he had a good peer through the window. Pervy shit. Nowt to do with Hob, but I've had a fair bit of rum and felt like over sharing.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 14, 2018 17:40:35 GMT
I've never met Hob but I reckon he brings his wheelie bin straight back in SECONDS after it's emptied. Arsehole! Guy on our street brings everybodys back in. He did mine once and I was sat on the couch while he had a good peer through the window. Pervy shit. Nowt to do with Hob, but I've had a fair bit of rum and felt like over sharing. Rum ?? When you fancy a drink at 5pm but got to play pirates with your mates on a boat at 6 ?
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 14, 2018 17:42:21 GMT
Here's Hob, the jolly arsehole. I actually imagine Hob to look like Bolton chairman Ken Anderson. Arsehole
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Dec 14, 2018 18:00:30 GMT
Guy on our street brings everybodys back in. He did mine once and I was sat on the couch while he had a good peer through the window. Pervy shit. Nowt to do with Hob, but I've had a fair bit of rum and felt like over sharing. Rum ?? When you fancy a drink at 5pm but got to play pirates with your mates on a boat at 6 ? Sounds like sumat hob would say. Arsehole.
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