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Post by northernmonkey on May 2, 2020 0:20:38 GMT
I never used to drink at home but now find myself drinking every night.
Mostly just to ease the boredom but there's definitely a little bit of me drinking so I don't murder the nagging bastard I have to live with.
The worst bit is that the horrible cunt has been furloughed so even on my days of the fucker is there 24/7. Working shifts used to be a godsend but now, after working Saturday and Sunday night, Satans spawn herself is waiting for me when I wake up on a Monday morning.
Seriously, I'm thinking of joining bantam147. Death surely has to be better than the living fucking hell of never being able to be more than 4 metres away from Be-el-ze fucking bub.
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Post by Hobhead on May 2, 2020 0:32:48 GMT
I’ve gone gin mental. Four or five of those before hitting the ale.
Also getting urges to do something completely mental. Like twenty years ago.
Pissed.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2020 0:51:10 GMT
Can't beat the drink to see you through.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on May 2, 2020 7:49:16 GMT
I'm drinking more but not getting pissed, and I'm only doing that because of the surplus cash we have from her not being able to spend it. My running away fund is coming on nicely now
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Post by Dick on May 2, 2020 8:49:43 GMT
Am working from home at the moment. I'm disciplining myself to not have any during the week but it's basically a 5 day countdown from a Monday to when I drink again, a bottle of gin a weekend. It's the £10 Aldi just to get pissed and watch random YouTube videos to, not to enjoy it or anything.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 2, 2020 8:59:26 GMT
It’s the opposite for me I’m not drinking hardly anything, and I’ve shifted a stone and a half of weight for good measure.
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Post by mikehunt on May 2, 2020 11:13:11 GMT
Did a video call quiz with some friends last night. One of them was drinking wine straight from the bottle at 7pm. He was on his third bottle by half 8. We’re all amateurs.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2020 11:13:29 GMT
I never used to drink at home but now find myself drinking every night. Mostly just to ease the boredom but there's definitely a little bit of me drinking so I don't murder the nagging bastard I have to live with. The worst bit is that the horrible cunt has been furloughed so even on my days of the fucker is there 24/7. Working shifts used to be a godsend but now, after working Saturday and Sunday night, Satans spawn herself is waiting for me when I wake up on a Monday morning. Seriously, I'm thinking of joining bantam147. Death surely has to be better than the living fucking hell of never being able to be more than 4 metres away from Be-el-ze fucking bub. Do all your Mrs' turn out to be witches?
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Post by hobbes on May 2, 2020 11:25:36 GMT
What do you mean "since lockdown?"
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Post by bantam147 on May 2, 2020 16:03:42 GMT
I'm drinking more and eating more shite too. I'm a bit of a gym freak usually, love my weight training and reasonably disciplined with it. I'd have a few pints on saturday and a curry on a friday night but my diet was pretty clean otherwise. But its like a fucking switch has gone off.
Determined to start sorting it this week.
Few beers tonight first though, obviously.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2020 16:39:26 GMT
I'm drinking more and eating more shite too. I'm a bit of a gym freak usually, love my weight training and reasonably disciplined with it. I'd have a few pints on saturday and a curry on a friday night but my diet was pretty clean otherwise. But its like a fucking switch has gone off. Determined to start sorting it this week. Few beers tonight first though, obviously. 'I'll start that on Monday.' is my favourite phrase at the moment.
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Post by northernmonkey on May 2, 2020 18:24:06 GMT
I never used to drink at home but now find myself drinking every night. Mostly just to ease the boredom but there's definitely a little bit of me drinking so I don't murder the nagging bastard I have to live with. The worst bit is that the horrible cunt has been furloughed so even on my days of the fucker is there 24/7. Working shifts used to be a godsend but now, after working Saturday and Sunday night, Satans spawn herself is waiting for me when I wake up on a Monday morning. Seriously, I'm thinking of joining bantam147. Death surely has to be better than the living fucking hell of never being able to be more than 4 metres away from Be-el-ze fucking bub. Do all your Mrs' turn out to be witches? Not just mine pal, they're all the fucking same. Snakes with tits Hoochy, snakes with tits.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on May 2, 2020 18:54:48 GMT
Reckon pubs are gonna have to stiffen up their drinks if everybody’s been doing what I have.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on May 2, 2020 19:18:21 GMT
Do all your Mrs' turn out to be witches? Not just mine pal, they're all the fucking same. Snakes with tits Hoochy, snakes with tits. All hoochys like other snakes with tits
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Post by bantam147 on May 2, 2020 19:28:30 GMT
They’re a mental fucking breed these women. Properly nuts, just about the lot of em.
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Post by Hoochy on May 2, 2020 19:36:10 GMT
Not just mine pal, they're all the fucking same. Snakes with tits Hoochy, snakes with tits. All hoochys like other snakes with tits It's a skill I have. Would you like to introduce me to your Mrs?
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on May 2, 2020 19:59:21 GMT
All hoochys like other snakes with tits It's a skill I have. Would you like to introduce me to your Mrs? Yes fucking please
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