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Post by Bacon on Oct 3, 2019 19:25:13 GMT
You see the phrase BBW, and how many are? Very few. Generally it's just big women, BW's. Some of them you're not even sure if they're W"s. Used to be a proper BBW worked in Tesco petrol station on Halifax Road.
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Oct 4, 2019 11:23:48 GMT
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Post by hobbes on Oct 4, 2019 11:23:48 GMT
More cushion for the pushin'.
Never gone out with or got off with a big lass, not for any particular reason mind, i've fancied plenty. Attractiveness comes in all shapes and sizes m8, its not the 70s you know.
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Oct 4, 2019 12:41:17 GMT
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 4, 2019 12:41:17 GMT
An ex colleague used to say, 'I'd slap her arse and ride on the waves.' when he saw a chubby lass he deemed good enough.
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Oct 4, 2019 13:20:52 GMT
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Post by northernmonkey on Oct 4, 2019 13:20:52 GMT
An ex colleague used to say, 'I'd slap her arse and ride on the waves.' when he saw a chubby lass he deemed good enough. Or roll em in flour and aim for the wet patch.
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Oct 4, 2019 14:02:11 GMT
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Post by Hoochy on Oct 4, 2019 14:02:11 GMT
'Fart and give us a clue.' was another of his monstrously misogynistic, disgusting retorts.
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Post by Bacon on Oct 4, 2019 14:25:45 GMT
More cushion for the pushin'. Never gone out with or got off with a big lass, not for any particular reason mind, i've fancied plenty. Attractiveness comes in all shapes and sizes m8, its not the 70s you know. Sexist pig. They'd even be disappointed with your tea and sympathy.
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Oct 4, 2019 17:13:38 GMT
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Post by hobbes on Oct 4, 2019 17:13:38 GMT
More cushion for the pushin'. Never gone out with or got off with a big lass, not for any particular reason mind, i've fancied plenty. Attractiveness comes in all shapes and sizes m8, its not the 70s you know. Sexist pig. They'd even be disappointed with your tea and sympathy. How am i sexist? Nowt wrong with admiring the female form. Always with the tea? Sheesh.
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Post by Neshead on Oct 5, 2019 7:18:03 GMT
More cushion for the pushin'. Never gone out with or got off with a big lass, not for any particular reason mind, i've fancied plenty. Attractiveness comes in all shapes and sizes m8, its not the 70s you know. Sexist pig. They'd even be disappointed with your tea and sympathy. Hobbes would just serenade the fat chicks with a few guitar chords, probably Status Quo or summat.
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Oct 5, 2019 14:59:53 GMT
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Post by Bacon on Oct 5, 2019 14:59:53 GMT
Sexist pig. They'd even be disappointed with your tea and sympathy. Hobbes would just serenade the fat chicks with a few guitar chords, probably Status Quo or summat. Lady in Red I'd reckon.
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Post by jdc on Oct 5, 2019 16:59:48 GMT
Hobbes would just serenade the fat chicks with a few guitar chords, probably Status Quo or summat. Lady in Red I'd reckon. I'd have thought Eric Clapton, but De Burgh's not a bad shout.
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Oct 5, 2019 21:55:03 GMT
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Post by hobbes on Oct 5, 2019 21:55:03 GMT
I'd have thought Eric Clapton, but De Burgh's not a bad shout. Popped my cherry due to playing "Ask" by The Smiths at a house party in 91 so not far off.
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Oct 5, 2019 21:59:27 GMT
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Post by northernmonkey on Oct 5, 2019 21:59:27 GMT
I'd have thought Eric Clapton, but De Burgh's not a bad shout. Popped my cherry due to playing "Ask" by The Smiths at a house party in 91 so not far off. Did he use vaseline or did it hurt like a bastard?
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 5, 2019 22:04:48 GMT
I'd have thought Eric Clapton, but De Burgh's not a bad shout. Popped my cherry due to playing "Ask" by The Smiths at a house party in 91 so not far off. I once copped a bit of ankle who’d shown mild interest but only after she found The Pixies in my CD collection. She’d assumed I was a rave/dance/r&b/house type and was so taken aback she was like ginger in my hands. Bonny thing too and loved it up her fartpipe. God bless The Pixies.
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Post by Bacon on Oct 6, 2019 9:27:02 GMT
Popped my cherry due to playing "Ask" by The Smiths at a house party in 91 so not far off. I once copped a bit of ankle who’d shown mild interest but only after she found The Pixies in my CD collection. She’d assumed I was a rave/dance/r&b/house type and was so taken aback she was like ginger in my hands. Bonny thing too and loved it up her fartpipe. God bless The Pixies. Does Simon Bates still do "Our Tune" on Classic FM?
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Post by jdc on Oct 6, 2019 14:40:10 GMT
Is Our Tune the one where some lass meets Mr Right and it turns out six weeks later that he's married with children, he's given her chlamydia, and he's emptied her bank account? And in return for telling the nation that she's been taken for a fool and left riddled with STI, Simon plays her a Carpenters track?
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Oct 6, 2019 14:45:40 GMT
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Post by mikehunt on Oct 6, 2019 14:45:40 GMT
Is Our Tune the one where some lass meets Mr Right and it turns out six weeks later that he's married with children, he's given her chlamydia, and he's emptied her bank account? And in return for telling the nation that she's been taken for a fool and left riddled with STI, Simon plays her a Carpenters track? On a good day, yes.
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Post by Bacon on Oct 6, 2019 20:53:38 GMT
"Jim was everything Eddie wasn't, kind, considerate, not a Nazi. Soon they were married and at their wedding the first dance was the song that had been their tune from the start. Gangbang by Black Lace"
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