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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jan 21, 2019 21:00:31 GMT
If we’re claimimg roles I want Abbott’s old job. I'll be Hanson. Paid shit loads for being shit. If it helps I'll waive my goal bonus.
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Post by BingomoanyBob on Jan 21, 2019 21:20:45 GMT
I’ll manfully step into the Josh Wright role, if we get shut. I’m utterly shite, a massive coward and happy to trouser a few grand whilst cunningly avoiding any work. The only issue is I’m ugly as fuck. Still, we can’t all be George Miller.
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Post by Lofty on Jan 22, 2019 17:01:00 GMT
Can I be Izzy Pitts' masseuse?
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Jan 22, 2019 17:12:05 GMT
Can I be Izzy Pitts' masseuse? You're needed here to man the fort and merge the threads
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jan 22, 2019 18:05:57 GMT
Can I be Izzy Pitts' masseuse? You should be aware that Ricc has taken on Izzy's role. But sure. The job's yours.
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Post by Lofty on Jan 22, 2019 18:12:33 GMT
Can I be Izzy Pitts' masseuse? You should be aware that Ricc has taken on Izzy's role. But sure. The job's yours. And for that reason, I'm out!
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Post by Fat Ade on Jan 26, 2019 16:23:48 GMT
We have the following fixtures in March:
Pompey (A) Peterborough (H) Luton (H) Oxford (A) Blackpool (H) Charlton (A)
My point...if we aren’t clear by the end of February by 4/5 points then we are proper fucked. We will end up getting an optimistic two points in March!
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Post by fish on Jan 26, 2019 16:45:44 GMT
He's taken off Payne at 1-1 with 10 minutes left. What the fuck is wrong with this cunt?
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Post by Fat Ade on Jan 26, 2019 16:53:40 GMT
He's taken off Payne at 1-1 with 10 minutes left. What the fuck is wrong with this cunt? He seems to be settling for a point...we aren’t a position to be settling for a point in any game
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Post by fish on Jan 26, 2019 17:13:41 GMT
He's taken off Payne at 1-1 with 10 minutes left. What the fuck is wrong with this cunt? He seems to be settling for a point...we aren’t a position to be settling for a point in any game He's clueless. The two sides above us have a game in hand on us and two games on Rochdale. We need wins not draws ffs.
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Post by Fat Ade on Jan 26, 2019 17:49:37 GMT
He seems to be settling for a point...we aren’t a position to be settling for a point in any game He's clueless. The two sides above us have a game in hand on us and two games on Rochdale. We need wins not draws ffs. Yep draws are no good...I have us down to needing eight wins out of 17 now taking into account my previous post about March’s fixtures and we will simply run out of games. This is why writing off games against Barnsley and Sarfend is suicide...if we do end up going down this season, he needs fucking off and he will probably deserve that even if we stay up.
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Post by fish on Jan 26, 2019 17:59:03 GMT
He's clueless. The two sides above us have a game in hand on us and two games on Rochdale. We need wins not draws ffs. Yep draws are no good...I have us down to needing eight wins out of 17 now taking into account my previous post about March’s fixtures and we will simply run out of games. This is why writing off games against Barnsley and Sarfend is suicide...if we do end up going down this season, he needs fucking off and he will probably deserve that even if we stay up. agree, if it was up to me I'd sack him now. Dinosaur manager who thinks being "hard to beat" is the way forward.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Jan 26, 2019 18:02:18 GMT
We have the following fixtures in March: Pompey (A) Peterborough (H) Luton (H) Oxford (A) Blackpool (H) Charlton (A) My point...if we aren’t clear by the end of February by 4/5 points then we are proper fucked. We will end up getting an optimistic two points in March! The first three are the metaphorical equivalent of that scene in Gladiator where the slaves are sent into the ring of death with a load of warriors armed to the teeth with maces, axes etc
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Post by bantam147 on Jan 26, 2019 18:03:39 GMT
Steve Evans now available.
Imagine the meltdown
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Post by Fat Ade on Jan 26, 2019 18:07:01 GMT
We have the following fixtures in March: Pompey (A) Peterborough (H) Luton (H) Oxford (A) Blackpool (H) Charlton (A) My point...if we aren’t clear by the end of February by 4/5 points then we are proper fucked. We will end up getting an optimistic two points in March! The first three are the metaphorical equivalent of that scene in Gladiator where the slaves are sent into the ring of death with a load of warriors armed to the teeth with maces, axes etc Unfortunately we are more Wolf than Maximus!
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Post by bantam147 on Jan 26, 2019 18:14:18 GMT
The first three are the metaphorical equivalent of that scene in Gladiator where the slaves are sent into the ring of death with a load of warriors armed to the teeth with maces, axes etc Unfortunately we are more Wolf than Maximus! Nah. We’re like that mincer in the tunnel who literally pisses himself when he’s about to go out.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jan 26, 2019 18:36:39 GMT
He seems to be settling for a point...we aren’t a position to be settling for a point in any game He's clueless. The two sides above us have a game in hand on us and two games on Rochdale. We need wins not draws ffs. He's not clueless. He found the set up. We were tonking teams. He's a stubborn cunt. Like all of them. "I know best"
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Post by Dick on Jan 27, 2019 9:25:13 GMT
Speaking of going down last 2 games of the season Scunthorpe away and Wimbledon at home.
Imagine if McCall relegated us.
Imagine if Wimbledon relegated with them. With Hanson scoring an injury time winner - you couldn't write the hilarity.
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Post by fish on Jan 27, 2019 10:36:56 GMT
Speaking of going down last 2 games of the season Scunthorpe away and Wimbledon at home. Imagine if McCall relegated us. Imagine if Wimbledon relegated with them. With Hanson scoring an injury time winner - you couldn't write the hilarity. no danger, we'll be down well before those games.
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Post by glasshalfempty on Jan 27, 2019 20:49:33 GMT
Speaking of going down last 2 games of the season Scunthorpe away and Wimbledon at home. Imagine if McCall relegated us. Imagine if Wimbledon relegated with them. With Hanson scoring an injury time winner - you couldn't write the hilarity. The meltdown would make 2018 look tiny. Twitter would break. The (new) banter era may still have some life in it.
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