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Post by Hobhead on Dec 25, 2018 20:16:10 GMT
Did you get any tampons for your gin vagina ? Free booze is always a win. Better than the fucking shredder my dad got me the other year. Speaking of shit presents I once got a Star Wars wall clock, a toastie maker in the shape of a pig which oinked when ready, a toffee cowpat and a photograph of a wave breaking on a lighthouse. All from the parents and all in the same year.
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Post by Lofty on Dec 25, 2018 20:29:09 GMT
2 shirts 700 lynx/nivea/L'Oréal shower gel combos Scarf 5 bottles of beer Jelly Babies Box of thorntons Whiskey glass Socks
Usual fucking shit. Fuck off Christmas.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 25, 2018 22:13:35 GMT
Anyone pissed? Paced myself that much I'm stone cold sober.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 25, 2018 22:25:29 GMT
Anyone pissed? Paced myself that much I'm stone cold sober. Me too. Been drinking all day but at such a slow pace I’ve not managed to get pissed. Tomorrow will be a different matter though.
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Post by Dick on Dec 25, 2018 23:48:35 GMT
I have a nice buzz going. My old man left some 14.5% red wine here and have been topping that up with the gin mentioned earlier. Wife's gone to bed so am watching shit on YouTube.
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 26, 2018 0:06:38 GMT
Anyone pissed? Paced myself that much I'm stone cold sober. Ditto. Eaten enough that I feel like I need to shit for England though.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 26, 2018 1:25:59 GMT
Lads, we need to improve our Xmas day game next year ffs. Should all aim to hit that sweet spot around 8:30-9:00pm to enjoy an hour or 2 of blissful twatted before passing out for the evening. I'm playing catchup here and frankly speaking I can already feel it will infringe on my boxing day exploits. Glad I'm not on a coach for 6 hours there and back watching us getting dicked 4 nowt tomorrow.
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Post by northernmonkey on Dec 26, 2018 9:48:59 GMT
Lads, we need to improve our Xmas day game next year ffs. Should all aim to hit that sweet spot around 8:30-9:00pm to enjoy an hour or 2 of blissful twatted before passing out for the evening. I'm playing catchup here and frankly speaking I can already feel it will infringe on my boxing day exploits. Glad I'm not on a coach for 6 hours there and back watching us getting dicked 4 nowt tomorrow. It'll be on the stick today Hooch so get the lounge pants at the ready.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 25, 2019 18:22:12 GMT
Shit gets worse:
1 x multitool (will never use) 1 x jumper (didn’t fit) £50 250 rounds ammo 1 x toothbrush (minus head) 1 x bar ‘manly man’ soap
Dogshit return.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 25, 2019 18:42:39 GMT
Reading back I'd better get on the beers hard.
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Post by Neshead on Dec 25, 2019 19:00:34 GMT
I was going to say gin wankers but that's not very christmassy. Great line from the Peep show christmas episode.
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Post by northernmonkey on Dec 25, 2019 20:02:23 GMT
Pack of underpants, a mug and sock set and an over fancy 6 pack of small toblerones.
Next year I'm spending the money on myself. Everyone I buy for can get fucked from now on.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 25, 2019 20:24:36 GMT
Pack of underpants, a mug and sock set and an over fancy 6 pack of small toblerones. Next year I'm spending the money on myself. Everyone I buy for can get fucked from now on. I’m all with you. Wife got over £300 spunked on her and I got a toothbrush. The deck is rigged.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 25, 2019 20:27:39 GMT
Same as last year minus the tv... and I still hate Christmas
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 25, 2019 20:51:07 GMT
Weekend in Berlin £150 Pair of trainers 2 bottles of gin Shit loads of beer
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 25, 2019 21:09:11 GMT
Weekend in Berlin £150 Pair of trainers 2 bottles of gin Shit loads of beer Tory ©️ Hoochy
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 25, 2019 21:18:41 GMT
Weekend in Berlin £150 Pair of trainers 2 bottles of gin Shit loads of beer Tory ©️ HoochyLiving Tory is fine. Got to like the good stuff. Just don't vote for the bastards.
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Post by Lofty on Dec 25, 2019 21:43:46 GMT
I genuinely got a Lynx Africa set. Fuck my life.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 25, 2019 21:50:57 GMT
Nicely on the way to pissed this year even between arsehole guests spoiling my day.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 26, 2019 0:44:43 GMT
Nicely on the way to pissed this year even between arsehole guests spoiling my day.
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