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Post by Hobhead on Dec 25, 2018 15:41:34 GMT
It wasn’t a vintage year this year. I got:
1 x shirt (didn’t fit) 3 x pair socks £40 1 x Polo deodorant stick 250 rounds ammunition 1 x pocket knife/multi tool 1 x Terry’s Chocolate Orange 2 x sweaters for work 2 x packs playing cards
No books and no beer. Cunts.
What did you chumps get?
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Post by Nice boy on Dec 25, 2018 16:29:31 GMT
Got a slazenger hoodie in the family secret Santa.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 25, 2018 16:37:18 GMT
I fucking hate Xmas
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 25, 2018 16:58:45 GMT
Chocs Laptop Wine Coat Pants Socks Couple of shirts £40
Also turned 40 today. Merry Xmas Cow's Arseholes.
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Post by Bacon on Dec 25, 2018 17:05:11 GMT
Craft beer selection thing (Cheers hoochy, happy birthday too, 40? Waist?) Gardening book, Novel from an author I don't know. Toiletries plus socks. Mens perfume. Wine gums. Bottle of wine. Voucher for a weekend away. Boxer shorts
But I am down a pair of jeans that ripped when I bent down to put the turkey in.
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Post by northernmonkey on Dec 25, 2018 17:07:44 GMT
Spent over 2 grand on the girlfriend, kids, relatives etc and got a white chocolate toblerone and a colour changing mug to show that in a grumpy cunt.
Is it any wonder I fucking hate Christmas?
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Post by Bacon on Dec 25, 2018 17:11:11 GMT
Spent over 2 grand on the girlfriend, kids, relatives etc and got a white chocolate toblerone and a colour changing mug to show that in a grumpy cunt. Is it any wonder I fucking hate Christmas? Was it a big Toblerone?
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 25, 2018 17:18:17 GMT
Beano Socks 200 quid Double decker Nutella 100 quid in vouchers 40 inch tv Big box lindor
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Post by claw on Dec 25, 2018 17:40:30 GMT
Pair of wellies. Torch. Hoodie. 2 packs of socks. Old school Casio digital watch. Lounge pants. Lounge shorts. 2 Nivea Sets. Pack of boxers. 2 bottles of Whiskey. Jumper.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 25, 2018 18:05:26 GMT
Craft beer selection thing (Cheers hoochy, happy birthday too, 40? Waist?) Gardening book, Novel from an author I don't know. Toiletries plus socks. Mens perfume. Wine gums. Bottle of wine. Voucher for a weekend away. Boxer shorts But I am down a pair of jeans that ripped when I bent down to put the turkey in. Sorry for your loss.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 25, 2018 18:26:47 GMT
#PrayForBaconsTrousers
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 25, 2018 18:42:40 GMT
Socks Toblerone Deodorant and Shower Gel New Wallet T Shirt Some Gin gift sets Book
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Post by Dick on Dec 25, 2018 18:47:59 GMT
2x bottles of dad's homemade plum gin (This stuff is fucking great and gets you hammered) More Gin Gin tasting evening White wine Fancy beers x4 Aperol Hulk keyring Top quality honey (honey is one of my favourites Pickles £60 Next vouchers More cash
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Post by northernmonkey on Dec 25, 2018 18:50:46 GMT
Spent over 2 grand on the girlfriend, kids, relatives etc and got a white chocolate toblerone and a colour changing mug to show that in a grumpy cunt. Is it any wonder I fucking hate Christmas? Was it a big Toblerone? Yep, probably take me a while to eat it. Pity I fucking hate white chocolate.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 25, 2018 18:51:18 GMT
I was going to say gin wankers but that's not very christmassy.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 25, 2018 18:54:17 GMT
There’s no such thing as white chocolate.
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 25, 2018 19:12:25 GMT
There’s no such thing as white chocolate. You can’t say stuff like that anymore. Chocolate can be any colour it wants to be.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 25, 2018 19:26:59 GMT
2x bottles of dad's homemade plum gin (This stuff is fucking great and gets you hammered) More Gin Gin tasting evening White wine Fancy beers x4 Aperol Hulk keyring Top quality honey (honey is one of my favourites Pickles £60 Next vouchers More cash Did you get any tampons for your gin vagina ?
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Post by Bacon on Dec 25, 2018 19:51:08 GMT
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Post by Dick on Dec 25, 2018 20:08:31 GMT
2x bottles of dad's homemade plum gin (This stuff is fucking great and gets you hammered) More Gin Gin tasting evening White wine Fancy beers x4 Aperol Hulk keyring Top quality honey (honey is one of my favourites Pickles £60 Next vouchers More cash Did you get any tampons for your gin vagina ? Free booze is always a win. Better than the fucking shredder my dad got me the other year.
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