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Post by mikehunt on Aug 10, 2018 12:42:20 GMT
Impending Birth of 1st Child on the 3rd September. You’ll not be needed. Trust me, women love looking after kids on their own. Wake up, make husband’s lunch and wave him off to work, feed baby, baby sleeps, she watches homes under the hammer, feed baby, it goes back to sleep, she has a nap before making your tea, feeds baby, baby goes to bed for the night. Piece. Of. Piss. Nowt to it. PS. Don’t tell my wife I said this. She’ll fucking kill me.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 10, 2018 12:55:15 GMT
Impending Birth of 1st Child on the 3rd September. You’ll not be needed. Trust me, women love looking after kids on their own. Wake up, make husband’s lunch and wave him off to work, feed baby, baby sleeps, she watches homes under the hammer, feed baby, it goes back to sleep, she has a nap before making your tea, feeds baby, baby goes to bed for the night. Piece. Of. Piss. Nowt to it. PS. Don’t tell my wife I said this. She’ll fucking kill me. All true though. Babies are just plain annoying. Leave them to women until they get to 2. Then take over when it's more entertaining.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Aug 10, 2018 12:58:59 GMT
Impending Birth of 1st Child on the 3rd September. And ?
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 10, 2018 14:56:43 GMT
Impending Birth of 1st Child on the 3rd September. You’ll not be needed. Trust me, women love looking after kids on their own. Wake up, make husband’s lunch and wave him off to work, feed baby, baby sleeps, she watches homes under the hammer, feed baby, it goes back to sleep, she has a nap before making your tea, feeds baby, baby goes to bed for the night. Piece. Of. Piss. Nowt to it. PS. Don’t tell my wife I said this. She’ll fucking kill me. It’s funny, mine has always been keen to impress upon me just how difficult she has it while I’m at work. While I’m sure it’s no picnic it’s a little odd how every time I ring her she’s either in the pub before or after the school run with a few of the mums or she’s sat on her arse eating custard creams and drinking coffee because her old friend has ‘popped round for a catch up’. We’ve spoiled them by inventing all these white goods that mean they no longer have to walk five miles to the nearest river and beat clothes with a rock in the current for half an hour. And still the vacuous cunts complain.
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Post by bantam147 on Aug 10, 2018 15:34:39 GMT
I’m on holiday and the last time I tuned in to watch on iFollow whilst away we got bummed at Blackpool 5-0, so fuck that. I await the match report on here.
If similar happens, can one of you ‘boo’ for me. And maybe throw in a few slurs towards the owners?
Cheers fellas.
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Post by ricksanchez on Aug 10, 2018 17:28:40 GMT
I’m on holiday and the last time I tuned in to watch on iFollow whilst away we got bummed at Blackpool 5-0, so fuck that. I await the match report on here. If similar happens, can one of you ‘boo’ for me. And maybe throw in a few slurs towards the owners? Cheers fellas. Win lose or draw, I am planning on singing "Edin Rahic - is a wanker, is a wanker" (to the tune of the 'Hallelujah Chorus' from Handel's Messiah)
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Post by Nice boy on Aug 10, 2018 17:28:46 GMT
Bradshaw stayed. I just can’t see us getting anything out of this game so, and not wanting to sound like an ambitionless gomper, I’d take a draw. I think we’ll get comfortably beaten though. Not quite. Your typical ambitionless Gomper would take a 4-0 loss if there are signs of us gelling.
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Post by ricksanchez on Aug 10, 2018 17:33:10 GMT
Bradshaw stayed. I just can’t see us getting anything out of this game so, and not wanting to sound like an ambitionless gomper, I’d take a draw. I think we’ll get comfortably beaten though. Not quite. Your typical ambitionless Gomper would take a 4-0 loss if there are signs of us gelling. That's true. We probably need a couple of high scoring home humblings to cleanse the club of its disgusting glory hunting bastards.
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Post by bantam147 on Aug 10, 2018 17:49:08 GMT
Not quite. Your typical ambitionless Gomper would take a 4-0 loss if there are signs of us gelling. That's true. We probably need a couple of high scoring home humblings to cleanse the club of its disgusting glory hunting bastards. It’d help to deter the plastics like Lofty from last minute renewals too.
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 10, 2018 17:50:01 GMT
That's true. We probably need a couple of high scoring home humblings to cleanse the club of its disgusting glory hunting bastards. It’d help to deter the plastics like Lofty from last minute renewals too. True. The club doesn't need fans like that.
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Post by Lofty on Aug 10, 2018 21:08:52 GMT
That's true. We probably need a couple of high scoring home humblings to cleanse the club of its disgusting glory hunting bastards. It’d help to deter the plastics like Lofty from last minute renewals too. I would've renewed at £199 but £230 is taking the piss. That £31 increase is a months wages for Omari Patrick.
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Post by Lofty on Aug 10, 2018 21:09:58 GMT
It’d help to deter the plastics like Lofty from last minute renewals too. True. The club doesn't need fans like that. I'll be there at Wembley in May singing 'We're on our way' and 'City til I die' and you'll do nuttin.
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Post by skybantam on Aug 11, 2018 7:55:14 GMT
I won't be there. But I might try and listen if that is possible, for free, online.
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Post by jose on Aug 11, 2018 14:04:20 GMT
I hadn't realised how strong the Barnsley side was / squad etc.
Mowatt, ex Leeds in the mdifield, George Moncur on the bench and Keiffer Moore (lol) alongside Tom Bradshaw up top.
Brad Potts always seems to score on SSN too, he's in their side too.
1-3 Barnsley. Could be a couple of quick fire goals via Barnsley too.
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Post by jose on Aug 11, 2018 14:12:45 GMT
0-1 Bradshaw.
They've had 3 chances according to Coops have Barnsley in the first 12 minutes.
Christ.
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 11, 2018 14:16:14 GMT
Fuck me this is bad. They’re going through us at will and we’re calamitous at the back.
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 11, 2018 14:18:07 GMT
Our wing backs are stand out bad at the minute. Getting raped.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 11, 2018 14:18:09 GMT
My 3-1 win to City prediction is coming in.
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Post by rcbantam on Aug 11, 2018 14:20:08 GMT
We're shit. But not shocking at all.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 11, 2018 14:23:14 GMT
We're shit. But not shocking at all. Phew!!
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