This is The Cow's Arse. Hoochy is a bender.
Edin is turning out to be a bit of a wally.
The move from Daz to a slightly cheaper German alternative detergent troubles kitman.
Bigrod represents England in World's Most Boring Man contest. Gets disqualified for suspected use of performance enhancing drugs.
Frozen orange continues downward spiral. Pork belly futures continue to surge and will likely replace gold as a safe haven.
northernmonkey's memoirs in final edit. finialised title, 'good blowjobs and bad bananas'.
'Lone Tenor's Ghost' unmasked. Turns out to be a cunt.
Chess piece removed from Hoochy's anus. Sources say it was a Queen in there.
OFSTED forum reports out. Cow's Arse rated Outstanding. Bantam Talk: Inadequate.
Neshead dresses as a school boy and sucks farts from the arses of executive type gents for a fiver.
Neshead tries to join Facebook. turns out he can't as the maximum age is younger than his actual age.
Enhance your forum experience by never viewing any posts.
Like minded people with similar opinions will be placed on forced ignore. This will improve the forum.
RT blows goats.
Racing results: 1st. Crackpot 100/6. 2nd. Tell Him He's Dead 4/1.
Ricc likes oiled up men in tight fitting Y fronts.
Omari Patrick's semen stained Y fronts found in Hobhead's purse.
City get outbid for youngster by Forster Square station tramp.
New research shows vegans have small cocks.
Remember when Neshead was cool? no, me neither.
Hobhead voted 'Gay Of The year' by secret ballot.
Scientists confirm only 5 shades of grey actually exist.
Local school gives local paedophiles thumbs up in last ditch effort to be inclusive and tolerant.
You can lead a horse to water but, you cannot climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
Heroin good for you new study finds. Home Office recommends five portions a day.
Development squad players caught up in Twitter grooming storm.
Get behind the lads FFS.
Second hand placenta for sale. PM me for details
Nigel from Bingley turns out to be a cross dressing google bot.

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neshead: can't beat a good lsd blotter. Aug 18, 2019 18:31:14 GMT
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Find out if your spouse is cheating. Hack any mobile phone (both physically &remotely). Hack any website/database. Fix your credit score. Remove Bad Records and a whole lot more. Contact -
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vanginger: @alexwater005 Sept 1, 2019 19:20:05 GMT
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vanginger: @alexwater005 - can you stop my spouse finding out I'm cheating please? Protect my phone and whilst you're at it, mess around with Josh Wright's Credit Score? Oh and remove the bad AIDS from my medical record. Thanks Pet xxx Sept 1, 2019 19:22:23 GMT
neshead Avatar
neshead: Nobody would cheat with you vanginger, you ugly bastard Sept 2, 2019 8:06:46 GMT
Bacon Avatar
Bacon: Now you mention the african AIDS. I let you go bareback cuz you said you loved me, bastard. Sept 2, 2019 11:29:39 GMT
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vanginger: Every hole is a goal sweetie Sept 2, 2019 20:24:42 GMT
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neshead: fuck off you ginger bum bandit Sept 2, 2019 20:31:40 GMT
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northernmonkey: Ginger bum bandit (rofl). That made me larrrfff. Sept 11, 2019 6:44:46 GMT
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The Granby Mullet: Fuck me it's quiet on both forums. You know how hard it is with my job, without listening to the constant shite posted. I need my fix of tosh to keep me entertained. Sept 11, 2019 15:12:47 GMT
neshead Avatar
neshead: U OK HUN? Sept 11, 2019 16:59:54 GMT
The Granby Mullet Avatar
The Granby Mullet: No i'm not Nes. Have a week off after 5 today so can't complain too much. Sept 12, 2019 10:38:24 GMT
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Hoochy: Have a wank Granby. Usually cheers me up when you wank me off. Sept 12, 2019 21:35:13 GMT
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neshead: Hoochy thinking of being wanked off there. Sept 13, 2019 17:13:35 GMT
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Hoochy: Is that an offer? Sept 13, 2019 20:47:16 GMT
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neshead: Get tae fuck ya bender Sept 13, 2019 22:18:51 GMT
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Hoochy: :( Sept 14, 2019 0:06:50 GMT
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neshead: :P Sept 14, 2019 21:15:48 GMT
Bacon Avatar
Bacon: Bit late to this party. How ya doing hooch? :-* Sept 17, 2019 15:12:28 GMT
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neshead: Parties still going strong m8, Hoochy's got the tantric staying power of Sting, the dirty bugger. Sept 17, 2019 18:33:38 GMT