This is The Cow's Arse. Hoochy is a bender.
Edin is turning out to be a bit of a wally.
The move from Daz to a slightly cheaper German alternative detergent troubles kitman.
Bigrod represents England in World's Most Boring Man contest. Gets disqualified for suspected use of performance enhancing drugs.
Frozen orange continues downward spiral. Pork belly futures continue to surge and will likely replace gold as a safe haven.
northernmonkey's memoirs in final edit. finialised title, 'good blowjobs and bad bananas'.
'Lone Tenor's Ghost' unmasked. Turns out to be a cunt.
Chess piece removed from Hoochy's anus. Sources say it was a Queen in there.
OFSTED forum reports out. Cow's Arse rated Outstanding. Bantam Talk: Inadequate.
Neshead dresses as a school boy and sucks farts from the arses of executive type gents for a fiver.
Neshead tries to join Facebook. turns out he can't as the maximum age is younger than his actual age.
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Like minded people with similar opinions will be placed on forced ignore. This will improve the forum.
RT blows goats.
Racing results: 1st. Crackpot 100/6. 2nd. Tell Him He's Dead 4/1.
Ricc likes oiled up men in tight fitting Y fronts.
Omari Patrick's semen stained Y fronts found in Hobhead's purse.
City get outbid for youngster by Forster Square station tramp.
New research shows vegans have small cocks.
Remember when Neshead was cool? no, me neither.
Hobhead voted 'Gay Of The year' by secret ballot.
Scientists confirm only 5 shades of grey actually exist.
Local school gives local paedophiles thumbs up in last ditch effort to be inclusive and tolerant.
You can lead a horse to water but, you cannot climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
Heroin good for you new study finds. Home Office recommends five portions a day.
Development squad players caught up in Twitter grooming storm.
Get behind the lads FFS.
Second hand placenta for sale. PM me for details

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Bacon Avatar
Bacon: Give her my regards anyway. Dec 6, 2018 17:29:15 GMT
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Hobhead: You back with the wife, Hooch? Dec 10, 2018 15:48:33 GMT
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Bacon: Neshead is waiting for his telegram from the Queen today. Congrats old boy! Dec 12, 2018 9:03:46 GMT
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Bacon: Aye, aye. Line up for the bumps, it's lizzieb's birthday. Many happy returns. Jan 2, 2019 10:37:19 GMT
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Bacon: Silverbantam's birthday, he'll be either searching through Hopkins' bin or sitting down to a compilation of Coronation St's greatest ever episodes to celebrate. Happy birthday you weird cunt. Jan 9, 2019 10:22:32 GMT
Hobhead Avatar
Hobhead: He is a strange cat. We’ve got some odd fans but he might take the crown. We should do a poll... Jan 9, 2019 12:00:37 GMT
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bantam147: True, but the weirdest one for me is Interested Bystander. We signed a couple of players on loan, 2 years ago. And the cunt's still hanging round? He's worse than a jealous ex. Just fucking do one! Jan 10, 2019 14:19:32 GMT
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Hobhead: Good point well made. Jan 12, 2019 22:21:11 GMT
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Hoochy: Not only hanging around, bought season tickets for the club to use to give to worthy causes. I like to think that Hob is sitting in IB's free seat when he gets a freebie. (The Arsehole) Jan 20, 2019 23:01:02 GMT
Bacon Avatar
Bacon: Fair play to him for putting a few quid in. But it makes him look even weirder. He once sent me a private message saying that he liked me, no further questions m'lud. Jan 21, 2019 9:34:01 GMT *
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onside: We seem to attract offcumdoms. We have a Southend fan now coming to share our misery, along with Sunderland fan, think he has gone now though Jan 21, 2019 18:32:38 GMT
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Hoochy: Can you imagine yourself regularly posting on another team's internet forum? A team 2 divisions below, hundreds of miles away, who got a couple of loans in from you. Jan 21, 2019 23:18:29 GMT
jdc Avatar
jdc: No. Mainly because I can't imagine a team 2 divisions below being interested in loaning any of our players. Feb 10, 2019 19:46:07 GMT
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Bacon: At last birthdays! Bantams03 and madmik. Nether have ever posted, but happy birthday anyway. Mar 8, 2019 11:58:34 GMT
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Bacon: Hakuna Matata, Simba, it's your birthday! Mar 18, 2019 10:39:50 GMT
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Train (F-2547): U wot m8?. Mar 19, 2019 9:51:05 GMT
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Bacon: Do you have anything that will get #Scanz back on his feet? Mar 19, 2019 10:13:03 GMT
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neshead: Or bring Reeves back from the dead? Mar 19, 2019 20:43:02 GMT
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Hoochy: WHO? Mar 24, 2019 14:32:24 GMT