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Post by hobbes on Apr 6, 2019 21:49:59 GMT
My lad said “he’s not just ‘footballer fat’ he’s actually fat”
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Apr 6, 2019 21:51:53 GMT
I reckon I’d outpace him over any distance
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Post by longerz15 on Apr 6, 2019 22:08:39 GMT
He looked as shit as the rest of the cunts.
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Post by skybantam on Apr 6, 2019 23:29:23 GMT
My lad said “he’s not just ‘footballer fat’ he’s actually fat” Fat can equal presence though. Don’t dismiss the fat lad, out of hand. Look at Akinfenwa, brilliant player. Not sure why he never reached the very top level tbh.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 7, 2019 8:55:21 GMT
My lad said “he’s not just ‘footballer fat’ he’s actually fat” Fat can equal presence though. Don’t dismiss the fat lad, out of hand. Look at Akinfenwa, brilliant player. Not sure why he never reached the very top level tbh. A number of our fans have had an Akinfenwa obsession for a few years now. Wanting to sign him simply because he’s huge. The small matter of him being absolutely fucking useless seems to pass them by in the dazzling light of his size.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 7, 2019 9:22:38 GMT
My lad said “he’s not just ‘footballer fat’ he’s actually fat” Fat can equal presence though. Don’t dismiss the fat lad, out of hand. Look at Akinfenwa, brilliant player. Not sure why he never reached the very top level tbh. Because if he lost a couple of stone of excess weight he may have made it higher up the ladder. There's a reason top footballers are as light as possible, muscle has no real positive effect in a sport like football, all it does is make you unnecessarily heavier which in turn burns up your oxygen reserves quicker. Hence why Akinfenwa is blowing out of his arse after 20 minutes. Still, our fans cheered him at the home game with Wycombe so lets go sign a weight lifter.
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Post by Dick on Apr 7, 2019 10:14:44 GMT
Fat can equal presence though. Don’t dismiss the fat lad, out of hand. Look at Akinfenwa, brilliant player. Not sure why he never reached the very top level tbh. A number of our fans have had an Akinfenwa obsession for a few years now. Wanting to sign him simply because he’s huge. The small matter of him being absolutely fucking useless seems to pass them by in the dazzling light of his size. We like novelty players though. Brunkner was German and reasonably well built so that makes him some sort of cult hero to our idiot fans. At least akinfenwa can sort of use that size in the lower leagues, Kai couldn't even use his novelty value in a footballing sense.
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Post by skybantam on Apr 7, 2019 11:43:57 GMT
Fat can equal presence though. Don’t dismiss the fat lad, out of hand. Look at Akinfenwa, brilliant player. Not sure why he never reached the very top level tbh. Because if he lost a couple of stone of excess weight he may have made it higher up the ladder. There's a reason top footballers are as light as possible, muscle has no real positive effect in a sport like football, all it does is make you unnecessarily heavier which in turn burns up your oxygen reserves quicker. Hence why Akinfenwa is blowing out of his arse after 20 minutes. Still, our fans cheered him at the home game with Wycombe so lets go sign a weight lifter. Slight sarcasm in my last sentence. But thanks tor the sports, body science lesson, it was most informative.
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Post by mikehunt on Apr 8, 2019 6:20:13 GMT
Fat can equal presence though. Don’t dismiss the fat lad, out of hand. Look at Akinfenwa, brilliant player. Not sure why he never reached the very top level tbh. Because if he lost a couple of stone of excess weight he may have made it higher up the ladder. There's a reason top footballers are as light as possible, muscle has no real positive effect in a sport like football, all it does is make you unnecessarily heavier which in turn burns up your oxygen reserves quicker. Hence why Akinfenwa is blowing out of his arse after 20 minutes. Still, our fans cheered him at the home game with Wycombe so lets go sign a weight lifter. If I could be bothered I’d post a photo of Bale before and after his move to Real, and Ronaldo. Gone from being like the milky bar kids with biceps like knots in a pipe cleaner to bulging veins on top of muscle. Their sports scientists and coaches are erm, talented. www.google.co.uk/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2155300-pictures-show-gareth-bale-has-hit-the-gym-hard-since-joining-real-madrid.amp.html
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Post by Bacon on Apr 8, 2019 6:57:14 GMT
My heavily muscled physique is the only reason I didn't make it as a pro. It's a curse, honestly.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 8, 2019 6:59:13 GMT
Because if he lost a couple of stone of excess weight he may have made it higher up the ladder. There's a reason top footballers are as light as possible, muscle has no real positive effect in a sport like football, all it does is make you unnecessarily heavier which in turn burns up your oxygen reserves quicker. Hence why Akinfenwa is blowing out of his arse after 20 minutes. Still, our fans cheered him at the home game with Wycombe so lets go sign a weight lifter. If I could be bothered I’d post a photo of Bale before and after his move to Real, and Ronaldo. Gone from being like the milky bar kids with biceps like knots in a pipe cleaner to bulging veins on top of muscle. Their sports scientists and coaches are erm, talented. www.google.co.uk/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2155300-pictures-show-gareth-bale-has-hit-the-gym-hard-since-joining-real-madrid.amp.htmlThats not seventeen stone like Akinfenwa. Ronaldo is just ripped, probably weighs less than one of my legs. Same with Bale, its a very low percentage of body fat, i'll be surprised if Bale is near the weight of Andrew Davies or Rory McArdle.
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Post by bantam147 on Apr 8, 2019 7:47:29 GMT
The big clubs get their young lads on muscle building programs - but its not for massive bulk. It's to add 10-15 lbs of muscle for explosive power. Ronaldo is a perfect example - looks great with his shirt off because he's added a bit of muscle, but its really because he's about 8% body fat. He's not big. He's probably about 12.5 stone and 6ft tall.
Take any reasonably in shape bloke and trim 10lbs of fat off him, and he's going to look in really good shape. If you do that and add 10 lbs of muscle too, he's going to look tip-top.
I sense the excitement in Neshead just thinking about it tbh....
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Post by Neshead on Apr 8, 2019 7:53:41 GMT
The big clubs get their young lads on muscle building programs - but its not for massive bulk. It's to add 10-15 lbs of muscle for explosive power. Ronaldo is a perfect example - looks great with his shirt off because he's added a bit of muscle, but its really because he's about 8% body fat. He's not big. He's probably about 12.5 stone and 6ft tall. Take any reasonably in shape bloke and trim 10lbs of fat off him, and he's going to look in really good shape. If you do that and add 10 lbs of muscle too, he's going to look tip-top. I sense the excitement in Neshead just thinking about it tbh.... I am moist.
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Post by Lofty on Apr 8, 2019 11:19:13 GMT
The big clubs get their young lads on muscle building programs - but its not for massive bulk. It's to add 10-15 lbs of muscle for explosive power. Ronaldo is a perfect example - looks great with his shirt off because he's added a bit of muscle, but its really because he's about 8% body fat. He's not big. He's probably about 12.5 stone and 6ft tall. Take any reasonably in shape bloke and trim 10lbs of fat off him, and he's going to look in really good shape. If you do that and add 10 lbs of muscle too, he's going to look tip-top. I sense the excitement in Neshead just thinking about it tbh.... I'm 6ft and 12.5 stone. I need a sports scientist to remove my moobs, gut and love handles. 😐
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Post by bantam147 on Apr 8, 2019 11:29:00 GMT
The big clubs get their young lads on muscle building programs - but its not for massive bulk. It's to add 10-15 lbs of muscle for explosive power. Ronaldo is a perfect example - looks great with his shirt off because he's added a bit of muscle, but its really because he's about 8% body fat. He's not big. He's probably about 12.5 stone and 6ft tall. Take any reasonably in shape bloke and trim 10lbs of fat off him, and he's going to look in really good shape. If you do that and add 10 lbs of muscle too, he's going to look tip-top. I sense the excitement in Neshead just thinking about it tbh.... I'm 6ft and 12.5 stone. I need a sports scientist to remove my moobs, gut and love handles. 😐 I’m just guessing Lofty, but that might why you haven’t played for Man United, Real Madrid and Juventus....
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Post by Neshead on Apr 8, 2019 11:39:42 GMT
The big clubs get their young lads on muscle building programs - but its not for massive bulk. It's to add 10-15 lbs of muscle for explosive power. Ronaldo is a perfect example - looks great with his shirt off because he's added a bit of muscle, but its really because he's about 8% body fat. He's not big. He's probably about 12.5 stone and 6ft tall. Take any reasonably in shape bloke and trim 10lbs of fat off him, and he's going to look in really good shape. If you do that and add 10 lbs of muscle too, he's going to look tip-top. I sense the excitement in Neshead just thinking about it tbh.... I'm 6ft and 12.5 stone. I need a sports scientist to remove my moobs, gut and love handles. 😐 I’m 18 stone, i’ve only ever seen my dick in the mirror.
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Post by Bacon on Apr 8, 2019 13:15:43 GMT
I'm 6ft and 12.5 stone. I need a sports scientist to remove my moobs, gut and love handles. 😐 I’m 18 stone, i’ve only ever seen my dick in the mirror. "Warning, objects in mirror are smaller than they appear"
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Post by Neshead on Apr 8, 2019 13:21:03 GMT
I’m 18 stone, i’ve only ever seen my dick in the mirror. "Warning, objects in mirror are smaller than they appear" 🙁
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Post by Nice boy on Jul 4, 2019 15:07:31 GMT
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Post by Lofty on Jul 4, 2019 17:25:26 GMT
To be fair when you're earning a shit load of cash he won't give a shit what division he's in. Just hope he stays injury free and he should be ridiculous at this level.
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