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Post by You can't beat a double dip on Jun 28, 2019 20:31:08 GMT
So all the crazy shit he did or supposedly did.. Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.... I’ll start with one that as time went on got funnier
Coming in and within a week Parkinson clearing off and our fanbase (me included) thinking it’s because he couldn’t deal with the pressure of having a decent budget.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Jun 28, 2019 20:43:49 GMT
Shagging one of the skip rat women we have at the club in the back of his motor and making Kuby keep an eye out for his wife walking past
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Post by Nice boy on Jun 28, 2019 20:51:34 GMT
Telling us he knows football.
That quote will never get old.
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 28, 2019 20:59:58 GMT
Telling McCall how to run a training session. Stuart had a lookout for when Edin was sauntering down to the training pitch who'd tip the wink. Stuart would shout, 'right lads into position' and they'd do the Edin bollocks while he watched. Then when he fucked off he'd do it properly.
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 28, 2019 21:03:41 GMT
Appointing Collins after 7 weeks of pissinv about. When he never even applied.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 28, 2019 21:04:45 GMT
4 accountants in a year then his wife gets the gig.
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Post by Nice boy on Jun 28, 2019 21:05:11 GMT
Kieffer Moore.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 28, 2019 21:05:50 GMT
Talent from the German lower leagues utilising his extensive scouting network.
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Post by Bacon on Jun 28, 2019 21:14:50 GMT
You all call him a cunt but I'll miss those quid tickets when we're in the Premier League.
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Post by Nice boy on Jun 28, 2019 21:15:06 GMT
Making a documentary about himself and leaving his autograph on the DVD cover.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2019 21:18:47 GMT
This whole video, especially question and answer at 41.10
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 28, 2019 21:24:51 GMT
This whole video, especially question and answer at 41.10 He's been gone over 6 months but watching that, I still want to batter him.
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Post by Lofty on Jun 28, 2019 21:30:36 GMT
"See you in the Championship"
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Post by Nice boy on Jun 28, 2019 21:30:52 GMT
Tries to get McCall banned from Valley Parade.
*Fans in uproar*
Releases the following:
"It’s Sky’s decision which guests they have. We’ve not been asked but I appreciate it’s their job to make the game as interesting as possible.
“I’ve no problem with Stuart but the question we had was from the safety point of view.
“Where is Stuart going to be placed? Is he in the office, on the pitch or in the gantry? The club have the right to ask this and we still don’t know yet.
“We do not want to affront Simon (Grayson). If Stuart is next to the dug-out, is that the right position for such a game?
“We have to ask Sky every time where the guests are placed in the ground. It’s normal.
“When we heard it was Stuart, we have to think where makes sense.
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Post by smartmart on Jun 28, 2019 21:46:53 GMT
Kai
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Post by You can't beat a double dip on Jun 28, 2019 22:52:26 GMT
Heard this one with my own ears from the man himself at the POTY awards
“One thing I’ll never forget or forgive is Stuart not saying thank you when I told him he was sacked. I gave him the opportunity to get his reputation back as a manager and he never thanked me for that”
Been holding onto that one for awhile.. god I miss the crazy bastard
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Jun 29, 2019 5:33:39 GMT
Heard this one with my own ears from the man himself at the POTY awards “One thing I’ll never forget or forgive is Stuart not saying thank you when I told him he was sacked. I gave him the opportunity to get his reputation back as a manager and he never thanked me for that” Been holding onto that one for awhile.. god I miss the crazy bastard Id gladly cut his throat and watch him gasp for his last breath whilst choking on his own blood
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 29, 2019 6:13:13 GMT
Heard this one with my own ears from the man himself at the POTY awards “One thing I’ll never forget or forgive is Stuart not saying thank you when I told him he was sacked. I gave him the opportunity to get his reputation back as a manager and he never thanked me for that” Been holding onto that one for awhile.. god I miss the crazy bastard Id gladly cut his throat and watch him gasp for his last breath whilst choking on his own blood And then expect him to say ‘thank you’.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 29, 2019 6:37:34 GMT
Heard this one with my own ears from the man himself at the POTY awards “One thing I’ll never forget or forgive is Stuart not saying thank you when I told him he was sacked. I gave him the opportunity to get his reputation back as a manager and he never thanked me for that” Been holding onto that one for awhile.. god I miss the crazy bastard I'm not sure that one can be beat, thats delusion to another level.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 29, 2019 6:53:44 GMT
'I would rather lose games than draw them', another classic i was told yesterday. Straight from the Serbian warlords mouth.
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