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Post by Hobhead on Apr 19, 2019 18:42:31 GMT
Obviously the time for clapping is done; we can’t get any points for it now no matter how hard or for how long we slap our palms against each other. Now is the time for abuse. I’m thinking I’ll favour the phrase, ‘useless cunts’ on Monday but I’m open to suggestions. I’ve been working on contorting my face in a way that conveys unadulterated rage but I’m not sure I’m ready to debut it just yet. It could be I’ve not mastered it in any case and I’m worried it’ll just look contrived.
I was thinking we could use this thread to ‘workshop’ ideas for abuse. Is anybody here seasoned in shouting at passers by in the streets? If so, would they like to give the rest of us tips for anything from profanity choice to how to make one’s voice carry? Classes in looking like you’re walking a tightrope between struggling for self control and going swivel-eyed mental could come in handy from those of us who struggle with alcohol dependency, a hair-trigger temper and/or Catholicism.
Since we haven’t seen one yet I was thinking it might be nice to round off the season with a team effort. So let’s pool our abuse resources and give this team the send off it so richly deserves.
#profantamfamily
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Apr 19, 2019 18:47:31 GMT
How about "bloody rubbish City. Get off the pitch you're crap" repeated throughout the game?
I wouldn't like that if I were a player.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 19, 2019 19:00:32 GMT
Need to share the abuse out in an organised and timely fashion. We can't all go shouting abuse randomly, it'll get lost in the ether. Imagine for a second or 2 that O'Conner misses your blast because he hears some other fan shouting Doyle for example. Wasted effort. We need to give each player 5 minutes of directed constructive criticism as a whole collective unit. 10000 people:
'O'Conner, O'Conner, O'Conner. Shit, shit, shit.'
Then move on to the next player.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 19, 2019 19:03:52 GMT
Not sure if it's been said before but there's supposed to be relegation release clauses in almost all last summer's signings. Anybody else think they've been so shit on purpose to activate it ?
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 19, 2019 19:08:32 GMT
Need to share the abuse out in an organised and timely fashion. We can't all go shouting abuse randomly, it'll get lost in the ether. Imagine for a second or 2 that O'Conner misses your blast because he hears some other fan shouting Doyle for example. Wasted effort. We need to give each player 5 minutes of directed constructive criticism as a whole collective unit. 10000 people: 'O'Conner, O'Conner, O'Conner. Shit, shit, shit.' Then move on to the next player. This is good stuff and constructive too. A way to target each player in turn could be useful. Maybe allot them an eight minute slot each and focus the bile according to the scoreboard clock would be the best way to coordinate the hate. Or, and I’m racing here, as is the way with modern football use their shirt numbers to correspond with a minute and hit them according to that. That would leave plenty of spare minutes for firing freeform fucks into them or use the time in between to have a non-xenophobic pop at Edin. There’s a world of possibility here for the inventive abuser.
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Post by Lofty on Apr 19, 2019 19:18:06 GMT
Remember that dull chant...
Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Ooh
Just change the ooh to cunts and chant that for 90 mins.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 19, 2019 19:19:09 GMT
As soon as that whistle goes everyone should stand up and turn their backs to the cunts like they have to us
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Post by hobbes on Apr 19, 2019 19:39:53 GMT
The prospect of shouting sweary abuse at O’Connor & Wright, admittedly from the upper tier of the kop at a distance of approximately 60 metres, is the only reason I’m likely to go on Monday.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 19, 2019 19:55:57 GMT
The prospect of shouting sweary abuse at O’Connor & Wright, admittedly from the upper tier of the kop at a distance of approximately 60 metres, is the only reason I’m likely to go on Monday. Cup your hands over your mouth m8. Makes it louder. Science. Hope that helps.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Apr 19, 2019 20:06:28 GMT
As soon as that whistle goes everyone should stand up and turn their backs to the cunts like they have to us I like your thinking. Combined with the end of season ‘lap of honour’ this would send a poignant message to the players and board. Alternatively, waving 10,000 white flags would make a visually striking spectacle reminiscent of the 2013 league cup final.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 19, 2019 20:09:30 GMT
Not sure if it's been said before but there's supposed to be relegation release clauses in almost all last summer's signings. Anybody else think they've been so shit on purpose to activate it ? No, that would mean they were trying to be shit. They are actually just shit, they don't need to put the effort in.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 19, 2019 20:11:13 GMT
As soon as that whistle goes everyone should stand up and turn their backs to the cunts like they have to us Might take a board game with me, a nice pleasant game of connect four with #thebantamsfamily with my back turned. That'll show em.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 19, 2019 20:28:10 GMT
As soon as that whistle goes everyone should stand up and turn their backs to the cunts like they have to us Might take a board game with me, a nice pleasant game of connect four with #thebantamsfamily with my back turned. That'll show em. the problem being if you turn round don't you have riccs face to contend with then
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 19, 2019 20:29:14 GMT
Might take a board game with me, a nice pleasant game of connect four with #thebantamsfamily with my back turned. That'll show em. the problem being if you turn round don't you have riccs face to contend with then May he rest in peace.
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Post by BingomoanyBob on Apr 19, 2019 20:39:12 GMT
Get Mr Road to Nowhere back, storm the announcer’s box and select suitable songs for each player like 20-20 cricketers. Actually, Ivor Biggun’s ‘I’m a Wanker’ would suffice for most.
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Post by tetchyarse on Apr 19, 2019 21:19:17 GMT
Best thing? As soon as the first whistle goes, tut and walk out. All 10,000.
That said, anyone who wastes a bank holiday Monday to watch this shite is more of a retard than Adam Chicksen.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 20, 2019 10:16:15 GMT
Maybe we’re going about this all wrong. Instead of shunning the bantamsfamily and cursing them for unambitious mill stones, maybe we need to get them on board. How about picking a minute in the match for a sixty second bout of indignant tutting and murmuring?
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Post by Neshead on Apr 20, 2019 10:26:21 GMT
Maybe we’re going about this all wrong. Instead of shunning the bantamsfamily and cursing them for unambitious mill stones, maybe we need to get them on board. How about picking a minute in the match for a sixty second bout of indignant tutting and murmuring? Just get behind Gillingham for the entire game FFS. #JGBGFTEGFFS I quite like the idea of cheering the away team for 90 minutes and going bat shit crazy if they score.
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Post by glasshalfempty on Apr 20, 2019 13:30:59 GMT
Maybe we’re going about this all wrong. Instead of shunning the bantamsfamily and cursing them for unambitious mill stones, maybe we need to get them on board. How about picking a minute in the match for a sixty second bout of indignant tutting and murmuring? Just get behind Gillingham for the entire game FFS. #JGBGFTEGFFS I quite like the idea of cheering the away team for 90 minutes and going bat shit crazy if they score. Think this is a decent idea. Shows how much we hate our current team.
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Post by skybantam on Apr 22, 2019 9:47:58 GMT
There must have been a few renditions of ‘you're not fit to wear the shirts’ over the season, or at leastI hope there has. Walk out to ‘embarrassment’ by Madness, and then adopt Lofty’s duh, duh, cunt chant, seems the way to go.
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