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Post by Hobhead on Apr 14, 2019 19:06:10 GMT
I know, I know; sack the fucking lot. Seriously though, our fate next season is going to be decided as much by who we can offload as who we sign. We’ve got so much shit on good money for this league that they’ll kill us in League Two. If we have no takers for shit like Wright and O’Connor then they’ll suck the budget dry via either wages or pay offs.
Of the players that are ours I’d keep: O’Donnell, Wood, Doyle and Caddis. Other than that promising youngsters like Staunton and Sykes-Kenworthy etc could be worth a shot. And that’s it.
We’ve got so many turds to flush it’s untrue.
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Post by moshimoshi on Apr 14, 2019 19:19:51 GMT
Not sure about keeping ODonnelsy. He does make some good saves, but he doesn’t half flap about too. Reminds me of Ben Williams.
Would love to see Caddis stay, just can’t see it. He could probably go to most League 1 teams. I’m not sure about Akpan, thought he’d be a league 1 Vieira but more often than not he’s garbage. We definitely need some shit housery in the middle, and the back, but despite his frame he rarely offers it.
Scannel? Well, why bother? Because he only gontear league 2 apart!!! No, he won’t. He’ll spend most of the season injured.
Let those out of contract go. If we can shift as much of last summer as possible without financial suicide, we should do it. No fee needed, just fucking take them. Hopefully they have relegation wage drop clauses and will want to move anyway.
McCarten? Hopefully we get an offer for him and move him on. League 2 is his level but he’s hardly torn up trees down there, plus he’s a cunt and seems to think we’re cunts too.
So yea, my retained list is: Caddis.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 14, 2019 19:20:20 GMT
I know, I know; sack the fucking lot. Seriously though, our fate next season is going to be decided as much by who we can offload as who we sign. We’ve got so much shit on good money for this league that they’ll kill us in League Two. If we have no takers for shit like Wright and O’Connor then they’ll suck the budget dry via either wages or pay offs. Of the players that are ours I’d keep: O’Donnell, Wood, Doyle and Caddis. Other than that promising youngsters like Staunton and Sykes-Kenworthy etc could be worth a shot. And that’s it. We’ve got so many turds to flush it’s untrue. Doyle? Can’t wait to see the back of him.
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Post by moshimoshi on Apr 14, 2019 19:22:23 GMT
Oh I’d like to take Ball too but seems just as unlikely as Caddsy. Doyle can fuck off to whatever caravan park he came from.
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Post by Nice boy on Apr 14, 2019 19:26:06 GMT
Caddis is out of contract. With Mellor and Riley in the squad i cant see us keeping 3 Right Backs on first team wages so he'll probably leave.
Excluding loans, the players good enough from this years squad are Caddis and Scannel who's never fit. Wood will do as a cheap backup and that's about it really.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 14, 2019 19:40:02 GMT
I know, I know; sack the fucking lot. Seriously though, our fate next season is going to be decided as much by who we can offload as who we sign. We’ve got so much shit on good money for this league that they’ll kill us in League Two. If we have no takers for shit like Wright and O’Connor then they’ll suck the budget dry via either wages or pay offs. Of the players that are ours I’d keep: O’Donnell, Wood, Doyle and Caddis. Other than that promising youngsters like Staunton and Sykes-Kenworthy etc could be worth a shot. And that’s it. We’ve got so many turds to flush it’s untrue. Doyle? Can’t wait to see the back of him. He’s been a huge let down but his record at League One level is outstanding. I can only assume it’s our shit side that have destroyed him as a player and, in theory, with a new team behind him he should be devastating at the level below. That still doesn’t explain the shocking finishing mind you and he’s probably on a big wage. All in all he’s a marginal keep for me.
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Post by Lofty on Apr 14, 2019 19:46:07 GMT
We should fuck em all off. Seriously we need to start a fresh.
I'd only want to keep Caddis and Ball but they'll be off.
Wood is ok if he isn't earning daft money.
We need to do all we can to shift Doyle, Mellor, Akpan, Wright, Riley and O'Connor. That is a whole load of shit on a whole load of money.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Apr 14, 2019 19:55:19 GMT
O’donnsy - bin Mellorsy - bin Caddisy - keep Chckensy - definitely bin Kpsy - bin A O’connsy - bin P O’connsy - not our but I’d keep woodsy (ours) - keep #scanzzzzy - bin Akpansy - bin Reevesy - bin L O’brien Not it’s but I’d have him Paynsey - bin Billy fucking clarkesy - bin (again) Eoin pikesy - bin Ballsy - bin Nick kitchensy - bin
Who else actually plays for us? I actually don’t know or care
That fuckstick backup keeper - bin Danny devinesy - keep
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Apr 14, 2019 19:56:01 GMT
Towiesy (how could I forget him) - definitely bin
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 14, 2019 19:57:20 GMT
The Wood situation is another irritating chapter in a shite season. Every time he gets in and plays two or three on the trot he looks to be improving. Then whichever one of our managers is in charge on the day decides to drop him for some bumbling gimp like Chiksen and he’s out waiting for yet another chance.
I’m almost convinced that if Wood has been our first choice left back playing week in, week out we’d have a decent player on our hands by now. Instead we’ve got to try and find takers for the shit that’s kept him out all season. It’s bizarre
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 14, 2019 20:14:57 GMT
There's some really good individual players in the squad but the team is toxic and cancerous. As much as we'd like to I can't see us being able to move them on unless we heavily subsidise their wage elsewhere. That's us then starting from behind budget wise before we've spent a penny.
I wonder if BowyerS is looking to who might be keepers in terms of the qualities he's looking for and shifting what he can of the rest out. Scarily if that's the case he seems to like Wright.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 14, 2019 20:48:36 GMT
Ronnie fucking Brown
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Post by fish on Apr 14, 2019 21:29:40 GMT
Funny thing is our loans are our best players (aside from that dangly stick of shite Miller) but none of the cunts will stay unfortunately.
I'd keep caddis obviously but he's too good for league 2 and Bowyer loves Mellor so he'll be first choice anyway.
Anderson, Riley, Captain Towie, Nat Shite and Chickshit can fuck off the face of the earth as far as I'm concerned.
I'd keep #Scanz but he's not going to stay anyway. Doyle I'm not sure on, great record but needs to be played in the right team, and given Bowyer wants to play 433 - he doesn't fit in. Big wage, so bin if possible. Plus, Aneke, Agard, Norwood and Maynard who have all scored 15+ goals in league 2 this year are free agents.
Wood should be kept, he's good enough. O'Donnell too, he proved he was good enough in the first half of the season but there's only so much the cunt can do with that sack of shite infront of him.
Akpan - couldn't care less. Although if kept, he can't be played as a DM, he needs to play alongside one.
Then what do we need? GK backup, 3x CB, RB, LB, 3x CM, 2/3x Wingers, 3x ST. Best get your cock out stefan.
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Post by bantam147 on Apr 15, 2019 5:52:10 GMT
Keep: Caddis Ball Wood Colville Goldthorp Scannell - if he’s up for L2 Butterfield - if he’s up for L2 and will play for room and board Mellor - Bowyer got a tune out of him in L2 POC
Reluctantly keep cos I can’t see any takers: AOC
Bin the rest.
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Post by bantam147 on Apr 15, 2019 5:53:55 GMT
The root of our shitness is the keeper, centre backs, left back, left wing, Hard Man midfielder and proper striker.
Actually, as I’m typing I’m realising that that’s pretty much the full side. No wonder we’re shit.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Apr 15, 2019 11:46:28 GMT
I think we're a couple of no. 10s away from a good squad, so id keep them all including the loans, recall McCarten and maybe sign two or three more 5'5" ballers.
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Post by mikehunt on Apr 15, 2019 15:20:34 GMT
I think we're a couple of no. 10s away from a good squad, so id keep them all including the loans, recall McCarten and maybe sign two or three more 5'5" ballers. Wrong. We need more left backs, we should sign one with an injury record as long as your arm.
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Post by bantam147 on Apr 15, 2019 16:32:27 GMT
I think we're a couple of no. 10s away from a good squad, so id keep them all including the loans, recall McCarten and maybe sign two or three more 5'5" ballers. Wrong. We need more left backs, we should sign one with an injury record as long as your arm. Preferably one that’s actually a right back, but who can play left back if needed.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Apr 15, 2019 20:39:25 GMT
I think we're a couple of no. 10s away from a good squad, so id keep them all including the loans, recall McCarten and maybe sign two or three more 5'5" ballers. I'd have 10 no 10s.
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Post by jdc on Apr 16, 2019 14:53:27 GMT
I'd have 10 Greg Abbotts.
Then I'd sign someone a little bit quicker, who offered something different.
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