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Post by Bacon on May 31, 2018 19:50:30 GMT
Did Poleon tick boxes? Other than the no one next to the question "Are you clinical in a one on one goalscoring situation?"
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Post by BingomoanyBob on May 31, 2018 19:51:26 GMT
Is it politically incorrect to suggest he looks like a skinny Derren Nesbitt in 'Where Eagles Dare'?
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Post by Neshead on May 31, 2018 19:57:24 GMT
The money we paid for Poleon still rankles. 'He offers us something a little different and is probably a little bit quicker even than I was'. I'm guessing he ticked all Abbotts boxes, probably with a Crayon.
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Post by billycasper on May 31, 2018 19:59:24 GMT
Blonde hair blue eyes.
Hmm.......
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Post by Neshead on May 31, 2018 20:00:05 GMT
Is it politically incorrect to suggest he looks like a skinny Derren Nesbitt in 'Where Eagles Dare'? Yes. Banned for 5 seconds for upsetting Edin and Stefan with your casual xenophobia.
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Post by billycasper on May 31, 2018 20:00:30 GMT
Did Poleon tick boxes? Other than the no one next to the question "Are you clinical in a one on one goalscoring situation?" Poleon dropped his pants like the bloke on The Full Monty and got a wild card.
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Post by Neshead on May 31, 2018 20:00:53 GMT
Blonde hair blue eyes. Hmm....... He does have the look of a panzer commander about him. Uncanny.
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Post by ricksanchez on May 31, 2018 20:01:04 GMT
He's played 119 games in the Championship. Surely that means he's got to be > Reeves, Vincelot, Dieng, Law etc. etc... Surely?
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Post by Neshead on May 31, 2018 20:02:14 GMT
Did Poleon tick boxes? Other than the no one next to the question "Are you clinical in a one on one goalscoring situation?" Poleon dropped his pants like the bloke on The Full Monty and got a wild card. 5 second ban for thinking about Poleons love rod.
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Post by billycasper on May 31, 2018 20:04:30 GMT
Poleon dropped his pants like the bloke on The Full Monty and got a wild card. 5 second ban for thinking about Poleons love rod. No wonder he can't shoot straight with that schlong swinging about like a pendulum.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 31, 2018 20:15:42 GMT
5 second ban for thinking about Poleons love rod. No wonder he can't shoot straight with that schlong swinging about like a pendulum. I think his inability to shoot / score goals is down to lack of talent rather than a big job.
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Post by billycasper on May 31, 2018 20:19:04 GMT
No wonder he can't shoot straight with that schlong swinging about like a pendulum. I think his inability to shoot / score goals is down to lack of talent rather than a big job. To be fair he'd be better hit the ball with his cock like a gigantic putter than using his useless feet.
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Post by Hobhead on May 31, 2018 20:27:29 GMT
Blonde hair blue eyes. Hmm....... Well that’s next season fucked.
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Post by skybantam on May 31, 2018 21:04:34 GMT
There was probably a healthy amount of sarcasm in what i said, tbf. He might yet be Southend's version of Josh Morris... When we turn out to be right on every single signing, feel free to take some of the credit. Even if it was you who voted 'Hit' on this one; no-one will ever know. Just please don't be like one of the many dullards on Bronco Talk that insist on quashing every bit of speculation with a 'give the låd a chance ffs' or a 'wait and see, eh?'. The Cow's Arse is a 'balls out' forum and that sort of boring, fence-sitting nonsense has no place here. In reality I know bugger all about him other than what has been put up on the forums. He certainly doesn't raise the entusiasm level at all, he's not a 'statement of intent' signing is he? Just so so, could go either way. He's really a microcosm of where the bloody club is right now. Middle of the road, nowt to really get excited about and could easily go tits up and do fuck all.
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Post by Nice boy on May 31, 2018 21:09:45 GMT
When i first looked up his stats i thought exactly same. I then started reading about him and Millwall, Gillingham and Southend fans thought he was rubbish. I hope we are still after another midfielder. Our current crop aren't good enough. He's played 119 games in the Championship. Surely that means he's got to be > Reeves, Vincelot, Dieng, Law etc. etc... Surely?
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Post by fish on May 31, 2018 21:40:29 GMT
Meh signing. Won't solve the problem of the lack of goals from midfield, despite what the happy clappers will tell you.
Midfield is still a total mess. A potential Reeves and Wright partnership gives me shivers. Where's the steel? Where's the creativity? Fuck that they run a round a bit so that'll do.
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 1, 2018 5:38:15 GMT
He's played 119 games in the Championship. Surely that means he's got to be > Reeves, Vincelot, Dieng, Law etc. etc... Surely? Paul. Anderson.
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Post by Fat Ade on Jun 1, 2018 5:46:18 GMT
I’m kind of the mindset now that anyone we bring in is going to be a bit meh....this one included.
A bit like see a car you really want at a dirt cheap price and thinking “yea but what’s up with it?”. I’m probably being a bit too cynical but then I remember who the people are who identified this hot prospect and think I’m probably bang on the money.
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 1, 2018 7:36:02 GMT
Looking at how and where he plays, he’s basically a replacement for Nicky Law. Doesn’t look any better to me.
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Post by mikehunt on Jun 1, 2018 7:50:18 GMT
Looking at how and where he plays, he’s basically a replacement for Nicky Law. Doesn’t look any better to me. Bet he’s cheaper though
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