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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2018 18:30:04 GMT
Now who's being a badass? I'm more animal than man sometimes.
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claw
Hot Water Tank Bantam
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Post by claw on May 22, 2018 18:37:25 GMT
In all honesty that forum's a fucking embarrassment to the club. It's like on online refuge for raging cockheads, middle aged adolescents, rambling boomers and maladjusted, friendless losers. It's like a forum for fans of macramé rather than football. Take the side-splitting hilarity in this thread for example: Handle with care, dangerously high level humour.The opening gambit about hearing it from the tea lady is classic stuff, I'm sure we can all agree, but this riposte from Steve1970 just blew me away: He's heard it. From Germany. Geddit? Oh man, I'm laughing all over again. Then there's a bit of high level rib-tickling badinage about Red Indians before we get to the pinnacle of wit and repartee. Now, bear in mind Steve's classic from earlier about hearing it from Germany and having good hearing etc (I don't want to go over it again as there's too much depth to the exchange and I'll be dissecting it all night). Bronco, in an act of unparalleled comic genius, comes right back over the top with this humdinger: I'm on the phone to the A&E now trying to get an ambulance to ferry me to an emergency operation to have my sides re-stitched. I mean, who would think of making essentially the same gag but in a slightly different way and to such devastating effect? Only Bronco. He's a credit to that forum. The humour is constantly at that seemingly unsustainable level so I'll be limiting my browsing from now on as I've pissed every pair of trousers I own. If there's any typos in this post it's due to the tears I've cried laughing. What a fucking place. Tread carefully. Steve will ask you for a fight. He’s ex-army.
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2018 18:40:47 GMT
Tread carefully. Steve will ask you for a fight. He’s ex-army. So am I but I don't like to talk about it. The 'humour' on there is breathtaking at times and if you really plumb the depths of dullness they make you a mod. It's like the goal is to create the most sterile, beige online environment they can and, having so many utter cunts for fans as we do, predictably, it's a roaring success.
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claw
Hot Water Tank Bantam
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Post by claw on May 22, 2018 18:52:45 GMT
Tread carefully. Steve will ask you for a fight. He’s ex-army. So am I but I don't like to talk about it. The 'humour' on there is breathtaking at times and if you really plumb the depths of dullness they make you a mod. It's like the goal is to create the most sterile, beige online environment they can and, having so many utter cunts for fans as we do, predictably, it's a roaring success. Not a fan then?
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biggeoff
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by biggeoff on May 22, 2018 19:06:56 GMT
Tread carefully. Steve will ask you for a fight. He’s ex-army. So am I but I don't like to talk about it. The 'humour' on there is breathtaking at times and if you really plumb the depths of dullness they make you a mod. It's like the goal is to create the most sterile, beige online environment they can and, having so many utter cunts for fans as we do, predictably, it's a roaring success. Are there any mods? Not seen Storck on there for a bit and he was on constantly before, and not sure who the others are
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2018 19:25:58 GMT
So am I but I don't like to talk about it. The 'humour' on there is breathtaking at times and if you really plumb the depths of dullness they make you a mod. It's like the goal is to create the most sterile, beige online environment they can and, having so many utter cunts for fans as we do, predictably, it's a roaring success. Not a fan then? Each to their own .
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2018 19:26:34 GMT
So am I but I don't like to talk about it. The 'humour' on there is breathtaking at times and if you really plumb the depths of dullness they make you a mod. It's like the goal is to create the most sterile, beige online environment they can and, having so many utter cunts for fans as we do, predictably, it's a roaring success. Are there any mods? Not seen Storck on there for a bit and he was on constantly before, and not sure who the others are Bigrod's a mod. That's about all anyone needs to know. The only person who finds Bigrod funny is Hoochy.
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Post by Bacon on May 22, 2018 19:32:52 GMT
Are there any mods? Not seen Storck on there for a bit and he was on constantly before, and not sure who the others are Bigrod's a mod. That's about all anyone needs to know. The only person who finds Bigrod funny is Hoochy. I can imagine them on the banquette in Hoochy's 'van, drinking pomagne out of stolen plastic wine glasses and laughing uproariously.
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Post by Onside on May 22, 2018 19:54:47 GMT
I was personally hurt the way you just left us after we made you feel so welcome and wanted Sorry 😐
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2018 19:58:24 GMT
Bigrod's a mod. That's about all anyone needs to know. The only person who finds Bigrod funny is Hoochy. I can imagine them on the banquette in Hoochy's 'van, drinking pomagne out of stolen plastic wine glasses and laughing uproariously. Clink glasses and wink each time knowing they're hot property.
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Post by BingomoanyBob on May 22, 2018 20:01:55 GMT
In all honesty that forum's a fucking embarrassment to the club. It's like on online refuge for raging cockheads, middle aged adolescents, rambling boomers and maladjusted, friendless losers. It's like a forum for fans of macramé rather than football. Take the side-splitting hilarity in this thread for example: Handle with care, dangerously high level humour.The opening gambit about hearing it from the tea lady is classic stuff, I'm sure we can all agree, but this riposte from Steve1970 just blew me away: He's heard it. From Germany. Geddit? Oh man, I'm laughing all over again. Then there's a bit of high level rib-tickling badinage about Red Indians before we get to the pinnacle of wit and repartee. Now, bear in mind Steve's classic from earlier about hearing it from Germany and having good hearing etc (I don't want to go over it again as there's too much depth to the exchange and I'll be dissecting it all night). Bronco, in an act of unparalleled comic genius, comes right back over the top with this humdinger: I'm on the phone to the A&E now trying to get an ambulance to ferry me to an emergency operation to have my sides re-stitched. I mean, who would think of making essentially the same gag but in a slightly different way and to such devastating effect? Only Bronco. He's a credit to that forum. The humour is constantly at that seemingly unsustainable level so I'll be limiting my browsing from now on as I've pissed every pair of trousers I own. If there's any typos in this post it's due to the tears I've cried laughing. What a fucking place. Any chance of a similar dissection of the 37 pages of Warburton bread related gags? Just to develop my appreciation of fine humour further.
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2018 20:03:23 GMT
Best thing since sliced bread is that Warburton thread.
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2018 20:03:43 GMT
ZINGER
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on May 22, 2018 20:03:47 GMT
I was personally hurt the way you just left us after we made you feel so welcome and wanted Sorry 😐 I bet you are going back to that bunch of window licking cocoon retirees
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Post by BingomoanyBob on May 22, 2018 20:08:30 GMT
You're wasted on here, you need to double up with Broncs in a 21st century homage to Flanagan and Allan.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on May 22, 2018 20:15:11 GMT
In all honesty that forum's a fucking embarrassment to the club. It's like on online refuge for raging cockheads, middle aged adolescents, rambling boomers and maladjusted, friendless losers. It's like a forum for fans of macramé rather than football. Take the side-splitting hilarity in this thread for example: Handle with care, dangerously high level humour.The opening gambit about hearing it from the tea lady is classic stuff, I'm sure we can all agree, but this riposte from Steve1970 just blew me away: He's heard it. From Germany. Geddit? Oh man, I'm laughing all over again. Then there's a bit of high level rib-tickling badinage about Red Indians before we get to the pinnacle of wit and repartee. Now, bear in mind Steve's classic from earlier about hearing it from Germany and having good hearing etc (I don't want to go over it again as there's too much depth to the exchange and I'll be dissecting it all night). Bronco, in an act of unparalleled comic genius, comes right back over the top with this humdinger: I'm on the phone to the A&E now trying to get an ambulance to ferry me to an emergency operation to have my sides re-stitched. I mean, who would think of making essentially the same gag but in a slightly different way and to such devastating effect? Only Bronco. He's a credit to that forum. The humour is constantly at that seemingly unsustainable level so I'll be limiting my browsing from now on as I've pissed every pair of trousers I own. If there's any typos in this post it's due to the tears I've cried laughing. What a fucking place. I just read that to myself in the voice of Morgan Freeman
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2018 20:15:26 GMT
You're wasted on here, you need to double up with Broncs in a 21st century homage to Flanagan and Allan. Dave and I have shared a table in a pub and exchanged bantz over beers. Practically pals.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 22, 2018 20:29:37 GMT
In all honesty that forum's a fucking embarrassment to the club. It's like on online refuge for raging cockheads, middle aged adolescents, rambling boomers and maladjusted, friendless losers. It's like a forum for fans of macramé rather than football. Take the side-splitting hilarity in this thread for example: Handle with care, dangerously high level humour.The opening gambit about hearing it from the tea lady is classic stuff, I'm sure we can all agree, but this riposte from Steve1970 just blew me away: He's heard it. From Germany. Geddit? Oh man, I'm laughing all over again. Then there's a bit of high level rib-tickling badinage about Red Indians before we get to the pinnacle of wit and repartee. Now, bear in mind Steve's classic from earlier about hearing it from Germany and having good hearing etc (I don't want to go over it again as there's too much depth to the exchange and I'll be dissecting it all night). Bronco, in an act of unparalleled comic genius, comes right back over the top with this humdinger: I'm on the phone to the A&E now trying to get an ambulance to ferry me to an emergency operation to have my sides re-stitched. I mean, who would think of making essentially the same gag but in a slightly different way and to such devastating effect? Only Bronco. He's a credit to that forum. The humour is constantly at that seemingly unsustainable level so I'll be limiting my browsing from now on as I've pissed every pair of trousers I own. If there's any typos in this post it's due to the tears I've cried laughing. What a fucking place. Any chance of a similar dissection of the 37 pages of Warburton bread related gags? Just to develop my appreciation of fine humour further. No? They didn't?
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Post by BingomoanyBob on May 22, 2018 20:42:56 GMT
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Post by BingomoanyBob on May 22, 2018 20:45:53 GMT
You're wasted on here, you need to double up with Broncs in a 21st century homage to Flanagan and Allan. Dave and I have shared a table in a pub and exchanged bantz over beers. Practically pals. Get you, name-dropper. Dave, is it? You're no better than the rest of us, just because you've got some fancy friend.
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