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Post by Hobhead on May 21, 2018 17:39:34 GMT
Click here if you think Hoochy is a bender.A veritable gomper pasty to get your teeth into there but one thing that's boiling my piss of late is this citing the exception to disprove the rule: Imagine we were playing a simplified version of Top Trumps wherein the opposing gomper held the 'proved them wrong' cards and the Cow's Arseian held the 'told you so' cards. The gomper's opening gambit is their Gary Jones card and I parry with my Poleon card. The game continues like this until one or the other runs out of cards. They'd run out after half a dozen rounds at most while I'd have cards stacked in front of me like mail behind a dead pensioner's door. They're not making anything even remotely resembling a point but they're deluded enough to think it's checkmate. It's thick as fuck.
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Post by Neshead on May 21, 2018 17:41:37 GMT
Click here if you think Hoochy is a bender.A veritable gomper pasty to get your teeth into there but one thing that's boiling my piss of late is this citing the exception to disprove the rule: Imagine we were playing a simplified version of Top Trumps wherein the opposing gomper held the 'proved them wrong' cards and the Cow's Arseian held the 'told you so' cards. The gomper's opening gambit is their Gary Jones card and I parry with my Poleon card. The game continues like this until one or the other runs out of cards. They'd run out after half a dozen rounds at most while I'd have cards stacked in front of me like mail behind a dead pensioner's door. They're not making anything even remotely resembling a point but they're deluded enough to think it's checkmate. It's thick as fuck.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 21, 2018 17:44:52 GMT
Click here if you think Hoochy is a bender.A veritable gomper pasty to get your teeth into there but one thing that's boiling my piss of late is this citing the exception to disprove the rule: Imagine we were playing a simplified version of Top Trumps wherein the opposing gomper held the 'proved them wrong' cards and the Cow's Arseian held the 'told you so' cards. The gomper's opening gambit is their Gary Jones card and I parry with my Poleon card. The game continues like this until one or the other runs out of cards. They'd run out after half a dozen rounds at most while I'd have cards stacked in front of me like mail behind a dead pensioner's door. They're not making anything even remotely resembling a point but they're deluded enough to think it's checkmate. It's thick as fuck. 😂😂😂😂😂
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twosup
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Post by twosup on May 21, 2018 17:47:06 GMT
'Thankfully however, there is a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel - provided we all act the right way during the 2018/19 season.'
Nowt worse than an open letter wanker.
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Post by Hoochy on May 21, 2018 17:49:40 GMT
Assuming nobody has clicked the link.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 21, 2018 17:52:15 GMT
I’m reading that thread on the other channel where Dennis is getting bullied by park bantam and his gimp. Jesus wept they are a pair of cunts.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 21, 2018 17:53:04 GMT
Assuming nobody has clicked the link. I did because I firmly believe that you’re a bender.
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Post by Hobhead on May 21, 2018 17:57:00 GMT
'Thankfully however, there is a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel - provided we all act the right way during the 2018/19 season.' Nowt worse than an open letter wanker. As if our success or lack thereof in the coming season hinges on us all getting behind the model ffs. For openers I'd hazard a guess that player and manger/coach recruitment are bigger factors and if they're anything like the standard they have been so far under this regime then only a wet-chinned lackwit or the emotionally malleable would be able to get behind it ffs. People who blindly get behind the model as a result of last resort, doe-eyed video appeals to emotion are just as dangerous as a rank amateur chairman living his childhood dream with an adult-sized ego as they'll simply nod his hairbrained schemes through unchallenged.
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Post by Hobhead on May 21, 2018 17:59:39 GMT
I’m reading that thread on the other channel where Dennis is getting bullied by park bantam and his gimp. Jesus wept they are a pair of cunts. I'm not sure whether Dennis should be given a medal or committed. Either way I feel sorry for him.
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Post by benitocarbone on May 21, 2018 18:00:00 GMT
Click here if you think Hoochy is a bender.A veritable gomper pasty to get your teeth into there but one thing that's boiling my piss of late is this citing the exception to disprove the rule: Imagine we were playing a simplified version of Top Trumps wherein the opposing gomper held the 'proved them wrong' cards and the Cow's Arseian held the 'told you so' cards. The gomper's opening gambit is their Gary Jones card and I parry with my Poleon card. The game continues like this until one or the other runs out of cards. They'd run out after half a dozen rounds at most while I'd have cards stacked in front of me like mail behind a dead pensioner's door. They're not making anything even remotely resembling a point but they're deluded enough to think it's checkmate. It's thick as fuck. Most people who’d seen anything of Rochdale over the prior season or so knew that Jones was a hell of a league two player despite his age. I was delighted when we signed him.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on May 21, 2018 18:00:51 GMT
That link is why I hate our fans, utter fucking gutless cunts
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Post by ricksanchez on May 21, 2018 18:01:48 GMT
Click here if you think Hoochy is a bender.A veritable gomper pasty to get your teeth into there but one thing that's boiling my piss of late is this citing the exception to disprove the rule: Imagine we were playing a simplified version of Top Trumps wherein the opposing gomper held the 'proved them wrong' cards and the Cow's Arseian held the 'told you so' cards. The gomper's opening gambit is their Gary Jones card and I parry with my Poleon card. The game continues like this until one or the other runs out of cards. They'd run out after half a dozen rounds at most while I'd have cards stacked in front of me like mail behind a dead pensioner's door. They're not making anything even remotely resembling a point but they're deluded enough to think it's checkmate. It's thick as fuck. I think the fact that most fans ideal retained list consists of Wyke, Robinson and that's about it - tells you everything that you need to know about the inbound transfers that have occurred during the German revolution, so quite why we should all applaud I can't really fathom.
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Post by Hobhead on May 21, 2018 18:02:03 GMT
Most people who’d seen anything of Rochdale over the prior season or so knew that Jones was a hell of a league two player despite his age. I was delighted when we signed him. Wasn't it the season after him and Jason Kennedy had destroyed us in the league? You're probably right in that there were plenty of fans who were more than happy with the signing but let's not let that get in the way of an illogical argument. Gary Jones: living proof we should get behind all signings ffs.
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Post by Nice boy on May 21, 2018 18:10:56 GMT
We don't tend to make any signings who look wank on paper and then turn out to be brilliant. McGowan could be one. I'm struggling to think of any others.
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Post by Hobhead on May 21, 2018 18:33:27 GMT
We don't tend to make any signings who look wank on paper and then turn out to be brilliant. McGowan could be one. I'm struggling to think of any others. Standard practice here is to cite Will Atkinson but he only 'proved his doubters wrong' insofar as he managed to be a little bit less shit than he was when he was previously on loan to us. Still shit mind.
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Post by bantam147 on May 21, 2018 18:42:50 GMT
We don't tend to make any signings who look wank on paper and then turn out to be brilliant. McGowan could be one. I'm struggling to think of any others. Nakhi Wells motherfucker.
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Post by Nice boy on May 21, 2018 18:53:42 GMT
Players who hadn't played any competitive football prior to joining us such as Pickford, Wells, Burke etc dont count. There's nothing to judge their ability on. I mean players who have generally had a career of averageness but have exceeded expectations. There aren't many we've had in recent years who fit that criteria, if any. Most, not surprisingly, have turned out to be the exact players their playing careers suggested we were getting.
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Post by BingomoanyBob on May 21, 2018 19:09:14 GMT
'I’d like Edin to communicate his plans and ambitions more often - whether that’s by talking to Simon Parker, Bantams Banter or any of the other brilliant journalists plying their trade across the region.'
If we're playing Top Trumps in the greatest lines in the letter stakes, this is the 100 point quote to kill the game stone dead.
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Post by mikehunt on May 21, 2018 19:57:28 GMT
'I’d like Edin to communicate his plans and ambitions more often - whether that’s by talking to Simon Parker, Bantams Banter or any of the other brilliant journalists plying their trade across the region.' If we're playing Top Trumps in the greatest lines in the letter stakes, this is the 100 point quote to kill the game stone dead. Calling City websites to plead with them not to be nasty to poor Edin and his boys. Some of the fuckers will lap it up in exchange for an interview and a bit of ITK.
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Post by ricksanchez on May 21, 2018 20:26:50 GMT
'I’d like Edin to communicate his plans and ambitions more often - whether that’s by talking to Simon Parker, Bantams Banter or any of the other brilliant journalists plying their trade across the region.' If we're playing Top Trumps in the greatest lines in the letter stakes, this is the 100 point quote to kill the game stone dead. Calling City websites to plead with them not to be nasty to poor Edin and his boys. Some of the fuckers will lap it up in exchange for an interview and a bit of ITK. Think The Cow's Arse is the only one not to be infiltrated. The last bastion.
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