claw
Hot Water Tank Bantam
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Post by claw on May 7, 2018 18:45:17 GMT
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Post by Lofty on May 7, 2018 18:47:40 GMT
He must have got the gig cos of his humour.
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Post by Hobhead on May 7, 2018 18:55:38 GMT
Stroke of unadulterated genius. The terminally dull driving the agenda, what could possibly go wrong?
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Post by Neshead on May 7, 2018 19:00:38 GMT
He must have got the gig cos of his humour. Deadpan .
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 7, 2018 19:37:34 GMT
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Post by Hoochy on May 7, 2018 22:37:56 GMT
Not sure if this should be here or in Brainfarts and Bullshit but here goes. Spent the weekend in London and took in the Thriller show which was ok. Your Michael Jackson fans are a special kind of special though aren't they?
All live at home, wear one sparkly glove and fuck their mum by my reckoning. Oddballs.
Pinched some lovely plastic wine glasses from the theatre for the caravan though so it's all good.
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claw
Hot Water Tank Bantam
Posts: 713
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Post by claw on May 22, 2018 15:59:00 GMT
Spag Bol for tea.
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2018 22:13:57 GMT
Bought Lidl 'Pringles' to save 39 fucking pence off the real deal. Crap. Why am I a twat?
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Post by Hoochy on May 24, 2018 22:24:44 GMT
Bar in your yard. BREXIT means BREXIT. 56 Hoodie. Belly under hanging your City shirt. Retweets OldBob. Claps in a certain minute for respect. Breath fucking stinks.
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Post by Dennis on May 25, 2018 14:57:02 GMT
Bought Lidl 'Pringles' to save 39 fucking pence off the real deal. Crap. Why am I a twat? I give in!
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Post by Hoochy on May 25, 2018 22:23:36 GMT
Mate of a mate going to the champions league final. He's doing it as a day trip so no hotel costs and it's £2.5k which includes the ticket for £1.5k.
Twat.
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Post by Lofty on May 26, 2018 8:56:30 GMT
Mate of a mate going to the champions league final. He's doing it as a day trip so no hotel costs and it's £2.5k which includes the ticket for £1.5k. Twat. I hope hey lose 5-0 are are 3 nil down within 10 mins just so twats like that have wasted a shit load of money.
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Post by Hoochy on May 26, 2018 10:21:32 GMT
Mate of a mate going to the champions league final. He's doing it as a day trip so no hotel costs and it's £2.5k which includes the ticket for £1.5k. Twat. I hope hey lose 5-0 are are 3 nil down within 10 mins just so twats like that have wasted a shit load of money. My mate who is actually a Liverpool fan said exactly the same thing.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 26, 2018 11:26:26 GMT
Mate of a mate going to the champions league final. He's doing it as a day trip so no hotel costs and it's £2.5k which includes the ticket for £1.5k. Twat. I hope hey lose 5-0 are are 3 nil down within 10 mins just so twats like that have wasted a shit load of money. He'll still be happy as he'll still have a club to support. That's how football works isn't it?
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Post by Lofty on May 26, 2018 12:02:59 GMT
I hope hey lose 5-0 are are 3 nil down within 10 mins just so twats like that have wasted a shit load of money. He'll still be happy as he'll still have a club to support. That's how football works isn't it? True. He could always support Man City anyway.
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Post by Lofty on May 26, 2018 20:57:04 GMT
Mate of a mate going to the champions league final. He's doing it as a day trip so no hotel costs and it's £2.5k which includes the ticket for £1.5k. Twat. I sincerely hope this daft cunt has a lovely evening.
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Post by Neshead on May 26, 2018 22:29:51 GMT
Mate of a mate going to the champions league final. He's doing it as a day trip so no hotel costs and it's £2.5k which includes the ticket for £1.5k. Twat. I sincerely hope this daft cunt has a lovely evening. Knew of someone who flew out for the 2003 rugby world cup final in Sydney, watched the game then flew back. Nae hotel or fuck all. All that way to be bored to fucking tears.
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Post by Hoochy on Aug 18, 2018 20:36:20 GMT
Here's a thing, old farts. You all remember the tremendous playground ditty,
My little pony Skinny and bony Made out of plastic Looks like a spastic
Well it's got a rather modern twist with the last 2 lines replaced thus:
Went to the circus Farted on purpose
My 8 year old thinks it's very funny and outrageously naughty.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 19, 2018 6:21:40 GMT
Here's a thing, old farts. You all remember the tremendous playground ditty, My little pony Skinny and bony Made out of plastic Looks like a spastic Well it's got a rather modern twist with the last 2 lines replaced thus: Went to the circus Farted on purpose My 8 year old thinks it's very funny and outrageously naughty. My kids were singing this yesterday. I'll introduce them to these new, risqué lines. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 19, 2018 7:45:13 GMT
Feedback:
6yr old thought it was piss funny. 9yr old nonplussed
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