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Post by Hobhead on Dec 29, 2017 14:09:27 GMT
Can we not get a few #BanChums together with a few disposable lighters and thaw out a square metre each ffs? The usual crew will be knocking at the Valley Parade gates as we speak, shovel in one hand, cock in the other...
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Post by Neshead on Dec 29, 2017 14:14:01 GMT
The usual crew will be knocking at the Valley Parade gates as we speak, shovel in one hand, cock in the other... Form an orderly queue ladies..
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 29, 2017 14:14:58 GMT
Form an orderly queue ladies.. Camping out to be front of the shovel queue here.
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Post by Neshead on Dec 29, 2017 14:22:10 GMT
Form an orderly queue ladies.. Camping out to be front of the shovel queue here. #dedication
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 29, 2017 14:38:41 GMT
Camping out to be front of the shovel queue here. #dedication #realfan
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The all seeing Flange
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Post by The all seeing Flange on Dec 29, 2017 15:14:59 GMT
The Mustachioed shovel weapon.
Blog to follow...
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Post by Dick on Dec 29, 2017 15:17:26 GMT
You ain't a super fan till you've wasted your morning shovelling snow off the pitch and not shut the fuck up about it on twitter.
Personally I hope it's called off, CBA with another home game already and would rather stay in.
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Post by Bacon on Dec 29, 2017 15:19:19 GMT
Get some of the fucking homeless in to do it, Mason can make a big deal about giving them a hot meal (pie) and they can repay him for organising that circle jerk the other month.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 29, 2017 15:23:16 GMT
Get some of the fucking homeless in to do it, Mason can make a big deal about giving them a hot meal (pie) and they can repay him for organising that circle jerk the other month. If they're fortunate it'll be a nice clear day and they'll see the sun coming up over the Midland Road Stand. Lucky homeless bastards get all the nice views first.
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Post by Neshead on Dec 29, 2017 15:32:48 GMT
Get some of the fucking homeless in to do it, Mason can make a big deal about giving them a hot meal (pie) and they can repay him for organising that circle jerk the other month. If they're fortunate it'll be a nice clear day and they'll see the sun coming up over the Midland Road Stand. Lucky homeless bastards get all the nice views first. They may be freezing, starving and would murder their own for a fix but they would give everything for sunrise over midland road 😪. I'm quite emotional just thinking about it.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 29, 2017 15:56:09 GMT
Get some of the fucking homeless in to do it, Mason can make a big deal about giving them a hot meal (pie) and they can repay him for organising that circle jerk the other month. If they're fortunate it'll be a nice clear day and they'll see the sun coming up over the Midland Road Stand. Lucky homeless bastards get all the nice views first. Did I mention that I spent Christmas Day at the local soup kitchen? I'm sure I would've done as I wanted as many people to know about it as possible. Anyway, during the 20mins I managed there (I didn't have all day) we discussed the kind of issues I know they face. Loud rock bands at night, which iPhone takes the best low light level photos etc. I felt I connected with them and got some great selfies for my Twitter feed. Got so many likes for my selfless actions.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 29, 2017 23:38:11 GMT
If they're fortunate it'll be a nice clear day and they'll see the sun coming up over the Midland Road Stand. Lucky homeless bastards get all the nice views first. Did I mention that I spent Christmas Day at the local soup kitchen? I'm sure I would've done as I wanted as many people to know about it as possible. Anyway, during the 20mins I managed there (I didn't have all day) we discussed the kind of issues I know they face. Loud rock bands at night, which iPhone takes the best low light level photos etc. I felt I connected with them and got some great selfies for my Twitter feed. Got so many likes for my selfless actions. Arise, Sir Roger Tart.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Dec 30, 2017 13:26:13 GMT
Against my better judgement I’m attending. #gbtlffs
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 30, 2017 14:00:17 GMT
McMahon missing 'through illness'
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 30, 2017 14:00:43 GMT
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 30, 2017 14:01:59 GMT
McMahon missing 'through illness' Is "illness" an anagram of Scunthorpe?
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 30, 2017 14:02:44 GMT
Fuck all width there.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Dec 30, 2017 14:04:28 GMT
There really is no width, I’ve seen 1 year old cocks with more width and penetration.
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Post by Dick on Dec 30, 2017 14:09:11 GMT
We play on, I think, joint narrowest pitch in the league.
Who reckons we'll all be on here at HT moaning about not having a winger, making the narrow pitch look even narrower, Wyke being useless having nothing to work with again and Mccartan still being shit?
This formation is set up for players who move the ball around intelligently and quickly on the floor, but we don't have players like that.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Dec 30, 2017 14:17:03 GMT
That bench though... Jesus fucking christ
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