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Post by Dick on Aug 11, 2017 19:58:51 GMT
From the ELC, about Wendy James leaving -
GermanBantam said: Reece Burke & Cullen said they'd be lost with out her. Sorted house, car out etc
Reply- Players need to grow up and do these things themselves like everyone else has to. I was able to relocate over 100 miles away. Didn't need any help. It's not hard. They're mollycoddled and don't live in the real world.
What a gomper. Of course they don't live in the real word - they're 21 year olds who from a quick google are getting around £5-8k a week. Being pampered and having your arse wiped like that is all part of the package which you'd be a fucking moron to turn down. That's what happens at football clubs.
There's no special bond, they're not your mates now matter how much you call them that on twitter, you're just the people who pay for those flash cars you see in the car prark.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 11, 2017 20:18:59 GMT
From the ELC, about Wendy James leaving - GermanBantam said: Reece Burke & Cullen said they'd be lost with out her. Sorted house, car out etc Reply- Players need to grow up and do these things themselves like everyone else has to. I was able to relocate over 100 miles away. Didn't need any help. It's not hard. They're mollycoddled and don't live in the real world. What a gomper. Of course they don't live in the real word - they're 21 year olds who from a quick google are getting around £5-8k a week. Being pampered and having your arse wiped like that is all part of the package which you'd be a fucking moron to turn down. That's what happens at football clubs. There's no special bond, they're not your mates now matter how much you call them that on twitter, you're just the people who pay for those flash cars you see in the car prark. Good rant. I've decided I now hate our players. The mollycoddled, overpaid, pampered cunts.
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Post by Neshead on Aug 11, 2017 20:19:01 GMT
From the ELC, about Wendy James leaving - GermanBantam said: Reece Burke & Cullen said they'd be lost with out her. Sorted house, car out etc Reply- Players need to grow up and do these things themselves like everyone else has to. I was able to relocate over 100 miles away. Didn't need any help. It's not hard. They're mollycoddled and don't live in the real world. What a gomper. Of course they don't live in the real word - they're 21 year olds who from a quick google are getting around £5-8k a week. Being pampered and having your arse wiped like that is all part of the package which you'd be a fucking moron to turn down. That's what happens at football clubs. There's no special bond, they're not your mates now matter how much you call them that on twitter, you're just the people who pay for those flash cars you see in the car prark. Don't ruin the illusion, it's what the gompers hang on to for positivity. I'm trying to remember the footballer who played for Spurs (might have been Egyptian) who admitted frankly that he was in it for the money. I respect that more than the billy bullshitters who pretend to love the club.
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Post by billycasper on Aug 11, 2017 20:27:05 GMT
From the ELC, about Wendy James leaving - GermanBantam said: Reece Burke & Cullen said they'd be lost with out her. Sorted house, car out etc Reply- Players need to grow up and do these things themselves like everyone else has to. I was able to relocate over 100 miles away. Didn't need any help. It's not hard. They're mollycoddled and don't live in the real world. What a gomper. Of course they don't live in the real word - they're 21 year olds who from a quick google are getting around £5-8k a week. Being pampered and having your arse wiped like that is all part of the package which you'd be a fucking moron to turn down. That's what happens at football clubs. There's no special bond, they're not your mates now matter how much you call them that on twitter, you're just the people who pay for those flash cars you see in the car prark. Don't ruin the illusion, it's what the gompers hang on to for positivity. I'm trying to remember the footballer who played for Spurs (might have been Egyptian) who admitted frankly that he was in it for the money. I respect that more than the billy bullshitters who pretend to love the club. Most footballers are cunts. Thick as pigshit and can't fuck a woman unless their shit tattooed team mate is filming it. What sort of wanker shags a bird while his mate watches? Bad enough in Magaluf when your mate pulled and brought the fat screaming slut back and shagged her in the bogs while you tried not to listen.
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Post by Hoochy on Aug 11, 2017 20:40:32 GMT
Bet you knocked one out while he fucked her.
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Post by Neshead on Aug 11, 2017 20:41:14 GMT
Bet you knocked one out while he fucked her. Pokey bum wank.
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Post by billycasper on Aug 11, 2017 20:42:41 GMT
Bet you knocked one out while he fucked her. It was like listening to a fox caught in a trap. Horrific.
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 11, 2017 20:43:29 GMT
What if they kiss the badge? That's got to count for something, right?
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Post by Neshead on Aug 11, 2017 20:53:34 GMT
What if they kiss the badge? That's got to count for something, right? Fist pump. It's all about the fist pump.
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 11, 2017 20:57:26 GMT
What if they kiss the badge? That's got to count for something, right? Fist pump. It's all about the fist pump. That and clapping the crowd. Especially if they hang around a while after the final whistle to do it.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Aug 11, 2017 21:00:50 GMT
Fist pump. It's all about the fist pump. That and clapping the crowd. Especially if they hang around a while after the final whistle to do it. I call it the Stephen Darby Can't teach that guys clapping skills. If only his football skills were similar
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Post by Neshead on Aug 11, 2017 21:02:52 GMT
That and clapping the crowd. Especially if they hang around a while after the final whistle to do it. I call it the Stephen Darby Can't teach that guys clapping skills. If only his football skills were similar Or the Kyel Reid. Mandatory lap of honour from the one footed wonder.
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 11, 2017 21:15:51 GMT
I love this idea that players are fans like us and love the club like a fan. 99.9% of the time we're just another employer in a long line of past and future employers and the players know as well as we do that they could be a hero or a villain one week and sold the next.
I particularly enjoy it when a player's reticence or refusal to sign for us is seen as proof that we shouldn't sign them because, 'if they're not prepared to show loyalty to/lack the ambition/fear playing in front of our massive crowd/prefer another team over us then they're exactly the sort of shiftless, unscrupulous and untrustworthy character we should avoid at all costs. It's like some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy for the drooling deluded.
It's just a job. We're a lower league team and, though the money is very good in comparison to the average forklift-driving grunt, it's a short career and these guys have got to earn. And fast. There's no reason they should feel any affinity for us over and above the figure in the bottom right of their payslip.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Aug 11, 2017 21:19:36 GMT
I love this idea that players are fans like us and love the club like a fan. 99.9% of the time we're just another employer in a long line of past and future employers and the players know as well as we do that they could be a hero or a villain one week and sold the next. I particularly enjoy it when a player's reticence or refusal to sign for us is seen as proof that we shouldn't sign them because, 'if they're not prepared to show loyalty to/lack the ambition/fear playing in front of our massive crowd/prefer another team over us then they're exactly the sort of shiftless, unscrupulous and untrustworthy character we should avoid at all costs. It's like some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy for the drooling deluded. It's just a job. We're a lower league team and, though the money is very good in comparison to the average forklift-driving grunt, it's a short career and these guys have got to earn. And fast. There's no reason they should feel any affinity for us over and above the figure in the bottom right of their payslip. #heartbroken 😢
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Post by Neshead on Aug 11, 2017 21:24:25 GMT
I love this idea that players are fans like us and love the club like a fan. 99.9% of the time we're just another employer in a long line of past and future employers and the players know as well as we do that they could be a hero or a villain one week and sold the next. I particularly enjoy it when a player's reticence or refusal to sign for us is seen as proof that we shouldn't sign them because, 'if they're not prepared to show loyalty to/lack the ambition/fear playing in front of our massive crowd/prefer another team over us then they're exactly the sort of shiftless, unscrupulous and untrustworthy character we should avoid at all costs. It's like some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy for the drooling deluded. It's just a job. We're a lower league team and, though the money is very good in comparison to the average forklift-driving grunt, it's a short career and these guys have got to earn. And fast. There's no reason they should feel any affinity for us over and above the figure in the bottom right of their payslip. Or when a players past is seen as a damning reason not to sign the aforementioned player, e.g Chedwyn Evans. Fuck i wish we had signed him, nowt to do with his football ability, but the expectancy that games would be abandoned because of pitch invasions by rape crisis groups. Might bump the thread if i can find it.
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Post by billycasper on Aug 11, 2017 21:41:22 GMT
I love this idea that players are fans like us and love the club like a fan. 99.9% of the time we're just another employer in a long line of past and future employers and the players know as well as we do that they could be a hero or a villain one week and sold the next. I particularly enjoy it when a player's reticence or refusal to sign for us is seen as proof that we shouldn't sign them because, 'if they're not prepared to show loyalty to/lack the ambition/fear playing in front of our massive crowd/prefer another team over us then they're exactly the sort of shiftless, unscrupulous and untrustworthy character we should avoid at all costs. It's like some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy for the drooling deluded. It's just a job. We're a lower league team and, though the money is very good in comparison to the average forklift-driving grunt, it's a short career and these guys have got to earn. And fast. There's no reason they should feel any affinity for us over and above the figure in the bottom right of their payslip. Or when a players past is seen as a damning reason not to sign the aforementioned player, e.g Chedwyn Evans. Fuck i wish we had signed him, nowt to do with his football ability, but the expectancy that games would be abandoned because of pitch invasions by rape crisis groups. Might bump the thread if i can find it. Exactly. If Ian Huntley could play centre half I'd have the murdering cunt in the team in a breath.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 11, 2017 21:42:37 GMT
Or when a players past is seen as a damning reason not to sign the aforementioned player, e.g Chedwyn Evans. Fuck i wish we had signed him, nowt to do with his football ability, but the expectancy that games would be abandoned because of pitch invasions by rape crisis groups. Might bump the thread if i can find it. Exactly. If Ian Huntley could play centre half I'd have the murdering cunt in the team in a breath. Given he's got a whole life term he wouldn't represent good value. If he kissed the badge however...
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Post by billycasper on Aug 12, 2017 7:21:06 GMT
Exactly. If Ian Huntley could play centre half I'd have the murdering cunt in the team in a breath. Given he's got a whole life term he wouldn't represent good value. If he kissed the badge however... It would be great to have a team who was hated by the opposition though. Would bring us closer as a unit. GK - Dennis Nielson RB - Kate McCann CB - Rose West CB - Fred West LB - Gerry MCann MF - Michael Barrymore MF - Rolf Harris MF - Stuart Hall MF - Levi Bellfield STR - Ian Huntley STR - Maxine Carr Think the paedo midfield could be pivotal.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 12, 2017 7:22:44 GMT
Given he's got a whole life term he wouldn't represent good value. If he kissed the badge however... It would be great to have a team who was hated by the opposition though. Would bring us closer as a unit. GK - Dennis Nielson RB - Kate McCann CB - Rose West CB - Fred West LB - Gerry MCann MF - Michael Barrymore MF - Rolf Harris MF - Stuart Hall MF - Levi Bellfield STR - Ian Huntley STR - Maxine Carr Think the paedo midfield could be pivotal. I think you're being overly harsh on the McCanns.
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Post by bantam147 on Aug 12, 2017 7:24:14 GMT
Given he's got a whole life term he wouldn't represent good value. If he kissed the badge however... It would be great to have a team who was hated by the opposition though. Would bring us closer as a unit. GK - Dennis Nielson RB - Kate McCann CB - Rose West CB - Fred West LB - Gerry MCann MF - Michael Barrymore MF - Rolf Harris MF - Stuart Hall MF - Levi Bellfield STR - Ian Huntley STR - Maxine Carr Think the paedo midfield could be pivotal. You forgot James Hanson.
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