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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 27, 2017 11:14:24 GMT
I agree, Hob. He is a cunt. Warning not sent. Abuse of mods will be tolerated.
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Post by Ricc on Jul 27, 2017 11:41:08 GMT
itll come as a shock to everyone, but I am single. not particularly delighted with the situation
the ones I like don't like me, however they are a few that like me that I'm not interested in (still fuck them though, obviously) so theres that.
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Post by billycasper on Jul 27, 2017 11:52:06 GMT
itll come as a shock to everyone, but I am single. not particularly delighted with the situation the ones I like don't like me, however they are a few that like me that I'm not interested in (still fuck them though, obviously) so theres that. Your next fucks going to get her ear wax blown out with all that preseason angst!
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Post by Dick on Jul 27, 2017 13:27:15 GMT
Whinges and moans a lot of the moment as she's 9 months pregnant.
The other day I had a bit of a panic as I couldn't find my keys before work and thought I might have lost them outside from the day before. Got a mouthful about how I don't look after things, I never leave them where they should be etc and ended up going to work without them.
Turns out she took them from where I leave mine, took them upstairs and put them in her bag. Didn't remember a thing, blamed baby brain, and in keeping with typical women logic I still got bollocked for it.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 29, 2017 20:02:49 GMT
Does anybody else's Mrs immediately ask, when you get up to leave the room, 'where you going'? Mine does and it irritates me.
Also, when your mobile rings, 'who was that?' when you finish the call. Or, if she figures out who it was, 'what did he want?'.
Mine's a peculiarly nosy cunt I reckon.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 29, 2017 20:09:22 GMT
Does anybody else's Mrs immediately ask, when you get up to leave the room, 'where you going'? Mine does and it irritates me. Also, when your mobile rings, 'who was that?' when you finish the call. Or, if she figures out who it was, 'what did he want?'. Mine's a peculiarly nosy cunt I reckon. Mine has a habit of not talking to me, but when she does it's always when i'm trying to watch something or when i'm playing on the xbox.
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Post by Lofty on Jul 29, 2017 20:13:38 GMT
Does anybody else's Mrs immediately ask, when you get up to leave the room, 'where you going'? Mine does and it irritates me. Also, when your mobile rings, 'who was that?' when you finish the call. Or, if she figures out who it was, 'what did he want?'. Mine's a peculiarly nosy cunt I reckon. Same as mine. Irritates the fuck out of me.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 29, 2017 20:45:40 GMT
Does anybody else's Mrs immediately ask, when you get up to leave the room, 'where you going'? Mine does and it irritates me. Also, when your mobile rings, 'who was that?' when you finish the call. Or, if she figures out who it was, 'what did he want?'. Mine's a peculiarly nosy cunt I reckon. Mine has a habit of not talking to me, but when she does it's always when i'm trying to watch something or when i'm playing on the xbox. Same. Whenever I'm watching something that requires a bit of sustained attention she always tells me something that somebody I don't give a fuck about said to somebody I'm not familiar with at some indeterminate time I couldn't possibly know. Then she has the effrontery to complain that I'm not interested. Mental.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 29, 2017 20:48:02 GMT
Does anybody else's Mrs immediately ask, when you get up to leave the room, 'where you going'? Mine does and it irritates me. Also, when your mobile rings, 'who was that?' when you finish the call. Or, if she figures out who it was, 'what did he want?'. Mine's a peculiarly nosy cunt I reckon. Same as mine. Irritates the fuck out of me. Simply getting up and walking elicits the question, 'where you going?'. It's bizarre. Responding with, 'I'm remaining within the confines of the house' gets you called a 'clever bastard'. You can't win and the only way you can even remain level is by staying very, very still.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 29, 2017 20:51:18 GMT
Same as mine. Irritates the fuck out of me. Simply getting up and walking elicits the question, 'where you going?'. It's bizarre. Responding with, 'I'm remaining within the confines of the house' gets you called a 'clever bastard'. You can't win and the only way you can even remain level is by staying very, very still. I get " have you been using my cycling bottles for gym" all the time, even though i don't touch them for fear of WW3 starting. Got it again this afternoon, only to be told thirty seconds, "oh silly me i forgot i've just used it on a walk an hour ago". Unbelievable Jeff.
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Post by bantam147 on Jul 29, 2017 21:01:54 GMT
Everyone on here moans about the Mrs. Are they all annoying? Which one?
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Post by bantam147 on Jul 29, 2017 21:02:18 GMT
itll come as a shock to everyone, but I am single. not particularly delighted with the situation the ones I like don't like me, however they are a few that like me that I'm not interested in (still fuck them though, obviously) so theres that. Maybe you're gay.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 29, 2017 21:03:19 GMT
itll come as a shock to everyone, but I am single. not particularly delighted with the situation the ones I like don't like me, however they are a few that like me that I'm not interested in (still fuck them though, obviously) so theres that. Maybe you're gay.
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Post by Lofty on Jul 29, 2017 21:03:38 GMT
Same as mine. Irritates the fuck out of me. Simply getting up and walking elicits the question, 'where you going?'. It's bizarre. Responding with, 'I'm remaining within the confines of the house' gets you called a 'clever bastard'. You can't win and the only way you can even remain level is by staying very, very still. But if you remain still you get called a fucking lazy cunt who never moves. There is simply no way you can win in this game.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 29, 2017 21:04:47 GMT
Simply getting up and walking elicits the question, 'where you going?'. It's bizarre. Responding with, 'I'm remaining within the confines of the house' gets you called a 'clever bastard'. You can't win and the only way you can even remain level is by staying very, very still. But if you remain still you get called a fucking lazy cunt who never moves. There is simply no way you can win in this game. True that. If there's one thing these painted airheads do understand it's angles.
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Post by bantam147 on Jul 29, 2017 21:12:18 GMT
In all seriousness, mines a diamond. She's mental, dont get me wrong, but then they all are. She's overly sensitive, even for a woman - easily upset and pissed off. But under all that she's got a heart of gold. She basically runs our family. All the organising stuff, family get togethers, remembering birthdays, sorting the kids out with school trips etc. She sorts it all.
She's got a couple of weird habits and quirks though. And she's never, ever wrong.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 29, 2017 21:14:07 GMT
In all seriousness, mines a diamond. She's mental, for get me wrong, but then they all are. She's overly sensitive, even for a woman - easily upset and pissed off. But under all that she's got a heart of gold. She basically runs our family. All the organising stuff, family get togethers, remembering birthdays, sorting the kids out with school trips etc. She sorts it all. She's got a couple of weird habits and quirks though. And she's never, ever wrong. Yeh, mine's alright too; she's got no tattoos and she dresses like a woman too so that's pretty decent.
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Post by northernmonkey on Jul 30, 2017 10:07:15 GMT
Mine has a habit of not talking to me, but when she does it's always when i'm trying to watch something or when i'm playing on the xbox. Same. Whenever I'm watching something that requires a bit of sustained attention she always tells me something that somebody I don't give a fuck about said to somebody I'm not familiar with at some indeterminate time I couldn't possibly know. Then she has the effrontery to complain that I'm not interested. Mental. Mine does both, which usually leads me to believe a shot gun is the only answer. Last night, whilst I had my kids she went out on the piss and got in about midnight whole I was watching the cricket highlights. She sat down for no more than 2 minutes then said "are you watching this all night"? Really? One more and she's going in the irredeemable cunts thread.
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Post by billycasper on Jul 30, 2017 10:17:04 GMT
Same. Whenever I'm watching something that requires a bit of sustained attention she always tells me something that somebody I don't give a fuck about said to somebody I'm not familiar with at some indeterminate time I couldn't possibly know. Then she has the effrontery to complain that I'm not interested. Mental. Mine does both, which usually leads me to believe a shot gun is the only answer. Last night, whilst I had my kids she went out on the piss and got in about midnight whole I was watching the cricket highlights. She sat down for no more than 2 minutes then said "are you watching this all night"? Really? One more and she's going in the irredeemable cunts thread. Does my head in that. Our lass will say "do you mind if I watch Eastenders". I'll go no, she'll turn it on then go on instagram and not watch it. I once turned it over, fuck me. Never again. I'll never forget that "turn it back now cunt" glare.
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 30, 2017 10:29:45 GMT
I'm free of mine in about 10 days. Imagine the peace!
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