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Post by Lofty on May 15, 2017 16:46:35 GMT
I've decided block 237 is the masturbation block. I put it on Twitter so people have been warned. You can masturbate freely and wipe your cock on the cushioned seat in front every 10 mins. Twice at halftime.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 15, 2017 16:49:10 GMT
I've decided block 237 is the masturbation block. I put it on Twitter so people have been warned. You can masturbate freely and wipe your cock on the cushioned seat in front every 10 mins. Twice at halftime. Bollocks. I've chosen the wrong block again. Can we swap seats at half time in case I need to empty my sack in the second half?
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Post by Neshead on May 15, 2017 16:54:06 GMT
That's a great thread about Wembley tickets over on t'other side. Best bit is people asking whether their tickets have arrived even though the club said Tuesday. Some posters close to cracking. People worry far too much. I'm not sure how some of these fannies get through their day to day lives without having hourly breakdowns. The standing argument has beautifully resurfaced again. Another sight to behold.
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Post by Lofty on May 15, 2017 17:06:07 GMT
I've decided block 237 is the masturbation block. I put it on Twitter so people have been warned. You can masturbate freely and wipe your cock on the cushioned seat in front every 10 mins. Twice at halftime. Bollocks. I've chosen the wrong block again. Can we swap seats at half time in case I need to empty my sack in the second half? No problem. Don't wear your best gear though, I'm saving up.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 15, 2017 17:11:32 GMT
Bollocks. I've chosen the wrong block again. Can we swap seats at half time in case I need to empty my sack in the second half? No problem. Don't wear your best gear though, I'm saving up. I should've asked for first half shouldn't I? Or are you going to thoroughly wipe?
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Post by Hobhead on May 15, 2017 17:17:12 GMT
I want to know how many tickets we've sold. Would one of you guys be a love, log on to the Ticket Master website, count the empty seats in our half of Wembley and get back to me? Thanks in advance.
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Post by Lofty on May 15, 2017 17:55:49 GMT
No problem. Don't wear your best gear though, I'm saving up. I should've asked for first half shouldn't I? Or are you going to thoroughly wipe? All hinges on whether Jones starts...
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on May 15, 2017 17:58:03 GMT
I should've asked for first half shouldn't I? Or are you going to thoroughly wipe? All hinges on whether Jones starts... Is neshead in your block too?
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Post by Lofty on May 15, 2017 19:02:01 GMT
All hinges on whether Jones starts... Is neshead in your block too? Hope not, I've only got one pack of wet wipes.
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God
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by God on May 16, 2017 10:26:08 GMT
My tickets came this morning.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 16, 2017 10:54:04 GMT
My tickets came this morning. So did your mum, more than once
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God
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by God on May 16, 2017 11:24:41 GMT
My tickets came this morning. So did your mum, more than once My mums dead you cock
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Post by northernmonkey on May 16, 2017 11:32:03 GMT
So did your mum, more than once My mums dead you cock That's never stopped bob before.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 16, 2017 11:36:10 GMT
So did your mum, more than once My mums dead you cock She kept telling me she couldn't breath but I didn't want pull my cock out of her throat. Sorry about that
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Post by Neshead on May 16, 2017 11:43:53 GMT
She kept telling me she couldn't breath but I didn't want pull my cock out of her throat. Sorry about that Was that you in the front? Didn't recognise you with the mask on.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 16, 2017 13:03:07 GMT
She kept telling me she couldn't breath but I didn't want pull my cock out of her throat. Sorry about that Was that you in the front? Didn't recognise you with the mask on. How far does he think he's going to get reporting an administrator 😂😂😂
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Post by Neshead on May 16, 2017 16:47:54 GMT
People posting photos of their tickets, saying, " we're on our way'. Just fucking fuck off you fucking cunts.
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Post by Neshead on May 17, 2017 11:46:59 GMT
Yes, photos of tickets are only for cock munchers but I can't believe Bronco put that. I'm a nice guy, honest. I'm deeply hurt. In fact which two cunts agreed with him?
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Post by Ricc on May 17, 2017 11:53:25 GMT
he's right though. I've never seen that side of you! what the hell is wrong with you!?
you've changed, man. you've changed.
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Post by Neshead on May 17, 2017 13:45:59 GMT
he's right though. I've never seen that side of you! what the hell is wrong with you!? you've changed, man. you've changed. I'm a cunt. #sowhat
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