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Post by hobbes on Nov 9, 2023 12:27:02 GMT
Hob takes all the remaining boiled eggs out of the salad bar at Morrisons. The absolute arsehole. You shop at Morrisons? Kop mutant.
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Post by edin on Nov 9, 2023 13:15:21 GMT
Hobhead uses his trolley as a shield when he is scanning the yellow label items.
Thundercunting arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on Nov 9, 2023 13:39:11 GMT
Hob takes all the remaining boiled eggs out of the salad bar at Morrisons. The absolute arsehole. You shop at Morrisons? Kop mutant. Oh here he comes, man from Waitrose
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Post by hobbes on Nov 9, 2023 23:21:41 GMT
You shop at Morrisons? Kop mutant. Oh here he comes, man from Waitrose Sainsbury’s m7. Im not made of money.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Nov 11, 2023 11:26:30 GMT
Hobhead ironically shops at Aldi to prove what a savvy consumer he his.
He also pronounces ‘Skoda’ as ‘Shhhhkodah’ then lectures less savvy Audi drivers who just ‘pay extra for the badge’.
Pedantic Arsehole.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Nov 30, 2023 18:24:18 GMT
Hobhead is a 40 mph cunt, does 40 in a 30 zone 40 in a 40 40 in a 50 40 in a 60 and 40 in a 70.
Arsehole!!!!
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Post by edin on Nov 30, 2023 20:11:19 GMT
Hobhead is a 40 mph cunt, does 40 in a 30 zone 40 in a 40 40 in a 50 40 in a 60 and 40 in a 70. Arsehole!!!! Hobhead blocks the right hand lane when he see’s a sign saying it’s closing to block people correctly using the Highway Code. Arsehole
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Post by hobbes on Nov 30, 2023 20:50:52 GMT
Hobhead blocks the outside lane when two lanes go into one to stop people "pushing in". He chooses a vehicle in the queue in the inside lane and stays alongside them all the way to the lane closure, instead of allowing everyone to use both lanes then merge in turn cos he's a complete arsehole who doesn't understand the rules of the road, even when there are signs saying "USE BOTH LANES" and "MERGE IN TURN". Are you fucking blind edin ??
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Post by edin on Dec 1, 2023 15:25:09 GMT
Hobhead blocks the outside lane when two lanes go into one to stop people "pushing in". He chooses a vehicle in the queue in the inside lane and stays alongside them all the way to the lane closure, instead of allowing everyone to use both lanes then merge in turn cos he's a complete arsehole who doesn't understand the rules of the road, even when there are signs saying "USE BOTH LANES" and "MERGE IN TURN". Are you fucking blind edin ?? am I the arsehole here?
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Post by hobbes on Dec 1, 2023 15:27:30 GMT
Are you fucking blind edin ?? am I the arsehole here? No, Hobhead is. Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on Dec 1, 2023 15:42:09 GMT
Can you two kindly fuck off? This is the Hob is an arsehole thread.
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Post by hobbes on Dec 6, 2023 16:30:20 GMT
If Hob ran a holiday cabin business he'd leave a note in it telling you to take your bags of rubbish to some wheelie bins about half a mile down a country lane when you leave.
Lazy arsehole.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Dec 23, 2023 7:57:01 GMT
Hobhead calls his wife his co-star.
Arsehole.
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Post by hobbes on Dec 23, 2023 16:51:43 GMT
Hobhead blocks the turkey section in the supermarket checking the price of every single one on the shelves then gets a Bernard Matthews turkey roll instead.
Arsehole.
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Post by edin on Jan 11, 2024 14:38:15 GMT
Hobhead disappeared without saying bye.
Arsehole
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Post by Dick on Jan 16, 2024 20:07:48 GMT
When Hobhead farts, he lifts his leg, cuts the chesse and says 'better out than in'
Arsehole.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Jan 16, 2024 20:29:54 GMT
Hobhead pretended he'd gone to prison for a month when in reality his wife found dirty pics of Hoochy on his phone so smashed it and kicked him out.
Arsehole
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Post by Lofty on Jan 16, 2024 20:59:57 GMT
Hobhead made us all have a whip round for some funeral flowers and he didn't even die. Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Jan 17, 2024 0:23:33 GMT
Hobhead made us all have a whip round for some funeral flowers and he didn't even die. Arsehole. You all sent me cash for the flowers and I pinched loads of lovely flowers from a fresh grave at the cemetery. Arsehole/recycle hero.
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Post by edin on Jan 24, 2024 12:13:37 GMT
Hobhead went to prison so he could take it up the
Arsehole
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