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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Apr 13, 2021 6:29:54 GMT
Hob queued up at midnight to get a haircut.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 13, 2021 6:34:05 GMT
Hob queued up at midnight to get a haircut. Arsehole. I get mine cut at home by the wife. If I could get her to run a pub in the kitchen I wouldn’t even notice lockdown.
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Post by mikehunt on Apr 13, 2021 17:57:06 GMT
Hob queued up at midnight to get a haircut. Arsehole. I get mine cut at home by the wife. If I could get her to run a pub in the kitchen I wouldn’t even notice lockdown. Apart from being able to go to the social club for a pint and a game of darts, I’m going to miss lockdown.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 18, 2021 14:35:45 GMT
Hob doesn't go for a pint, he goes for a few scoops.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 18, 2021 15:31:43 GMT
Hob doesn’t do things on purpose, he does them ‘on purple’.
Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 18, 2021 16:16:16 GMT
Hob doesn't go for a pint, he goes for a few scoops. Arsehole. Fucking hate that saying 'going for a few scoops'. Used by attention seekers.
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Post by edin on Apr 18, 2021 19:49:29 GMT
When Hob goes to pay and it comes to £3.63 he ignores the four £1 coins in his wallet and brings out the £20 to piss the cashier off.
Arsehole.
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Post by edin on Apr 18, 2021 19:50:04 GMT
Hob doesn't go for a pint, he goes for a few scoops. Arsehole. Fucking hate that saying 'going for a few scoops'. Used by attention seekers. fucking wankers, you don't scoop beer.
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Post by edin on Apr 22, 2021 14:06:36 GMT
Hobhead furiously beeps his horn at the car ahead if they don't set off within 0.001 seconds of the lights going green.
Arsehole.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 22, 2021 17:35:39 GMT
Hobhead furiously beeps his horn at the car ahead if they don't set off within 0.001 seconds of the lights going green. Arsehole. Hobhead uses his front and reverse dash cams to dob in dodgy drivers to the police. Then films himself watching them for you tube hits Arsehole.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 22, 2021 17:52:48 GMT
Hobhead furiously beeps his horn at the car ahead if they don't set off within 0.001 seconds of the lights going green. Arsehole. Hobhead uses his front and reverse dash cams to dob in dodgy drivers to the police. Then films himself watching them for you tube hits Arsehole. He's my hero.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 24, 2021 11:48:05 GMT
Hob pretends he has to google pictures of Z list celebrities because he doesn't know who they are but reality has actually whacked on off over them while watching repeats of gogglebox.
Arsehole
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 24, 2021 12:09:19 GMT
Hob pretends he has to google pictures of Z list celebrities because he doesn't know who they are but reality has actually whacked on off over them while watching repeats of gogglebox. Arsehole Knowing hob he will have had his cock out watching ant and Dec and just kept tugging while she did her bits
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Post by Hoochy on May 4, 2021 11:18:22 GMT
Hob said "May the fourth be with you!" to every single person he saw yesterday. Arsehole. Arsehole. Arsehole.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on May 10, 2021 10:29:40 GMT
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Post by edin on May 14, 2021 23:18:56 GMT
Hob refers to the wife as 'her indoors'
Arsehole
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Post by Hobhead on May 15, 2021 5:33:43 GMT
Hob refers to the wife as 'her indoors' Arsehole I once reduced a workmate to tears when, following an irritating call from the wife, I referred to her as, ‘that cunt at my house’. He’s dead now though so that kind of takes the lustre off the memory.
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Post by edin on May 15, 2021 7:39:49 GMT
Hob refers to the wife as 'her indoors' Arsehole I once reduced a workmate to tears when, following an irritating call from the wife, I referred to her as, ‘that cunt at my house’. He’s dead now though so that kind of takes the lustre off the memory. what an arsehole
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Post by Neshead on May 15, 2021 13:34:55 GMT
Hob doesn't go for a pint, he goes for a few scoops. Arsehole. Hob goes for a few 'cheeky ones' after work. Arsehole.
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Post by edin on May 16, 2021 7:55:24 GMT
Hob doesn't go for a pint, he goes for a few scoops. Arsehole. Hob goes for a few 'cheeky ones' after work. Arsehole. if his beer has a large head he asks the barmaid for a flake. Arsehole
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