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Post by Hoochy on Sept 13, 2020 13:05:52 GMT
The latest lovely lady on my radar has complete Heterochromia iridum. Without Googling have a guess what that is. A cock. She's got a cock. Let's hope it's a biggun.
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Post by jdc on Sept 13, 2020 14:56:54 GMT
Get a Keighley bird. Mine's still going strong. She's right into me. The latest lovely lady on my radar has complete Heterochromia iridum. Without Googling have a guess what that is. Different coloured irises? There's probably a joke about her brown eye here.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 13, 2020 16:59:55 GMT
The latest lovely lady on my radar has complete Heterochromia iridum. Without Googling have a guess what that is. Different coloured irises? There's probably a joke about her brown eye here. We have a winner. Did you cheat?
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Post by jdc on Sept 13, 2020 17:15:49 GMT
No. I knew you'd suspect foul play but I've seen an example before. I wouldn't have remembered the name unprompted but I recognised it when I saw it.
One I saw had one blue eye and one brown eye.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 13, 2020 17:54:39 GMT
No. I knew you'd suspect foul play but I've seen an example before. I wouldn't have remembered the name unprompted but I recognised it when I saw it. One I saw had one blue eye and one brown eye. Bollox, you cheated. Here they are...
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Post by jdc on Sept 13, 2020 18:03:22 GMT
You've offended my honour and I challenge you to a duel at dawn.
No hang on, make it mid-afternoon. I like a lie-in.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 13, 2020 18:13:26 GMT
I need to warn you that I've never lost a duel.
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Post by Hobhead on Sept 13, 2020 19:09:58 GMT
No. I knew you'd suspect foul play but I've seen an example before. I wouldn't have remembered the name unprompted but I recognised it when I saw it. One I saw had one blue eye and one brown eye. Bollox, you cheated. Here they are... View AttachmentThat’s creepy. It’s like being examined by a soul-searching Border Collie.
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Post by Lofty on Sept 14, 2020 9:40:06 GMT
99% of those people are lesbian's.
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Post by Hobhead on Sept 14, 2020 9:44:10 GMT
99% of those people are lesbian's. By ‘those people’ do you mean Hoochy’s women?
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Post by claw on Sept 14, 2020 10:14:27 GMT
I could get down with it.
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Post by Neshead on Sept 14, 2020 11:41:34 GMT
99% of those people are lesbian's. By ‘those people’ do you mean Hoochy’s women? Like the cult of David Koresh where Hoochy grooms fine fillies under his spell but somehow turns them all into rug munchers.
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Post by Hobhead on Sept 14, 2020 11:53:54 GMT
By ‘those people’ do you mean Hoochy’s women? Like the cult of David Koresh where Hoochy grooms fine fillies under his spell but somehow turns them all into rug munchers. And he’s daft enough to respect them and their choices. It’s no wonder he’s left rummaging around in the bargain bucket marked, ‘Goggle-Eyed Defectives’.
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Post by Hoochy on Sept 14, 2020 12:05:09 GMT
Lads, the adjective you're looking for here is enchanting.
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Post by Neshead on Sept 14, 2020 14:05:08 GMT
Like the cult of David Koresh where Hoochy grooms fine fillies under his spell but somehow turns them all into rug munchers. And he’s daft enough to respect them and their choices. It’s no wonder he’s left rummaging around in the bargain bucket marked, ‘Goggle-Eyed Defectives’. 'Hoochy Mins dating services. Where no one gets left behind'. You can have that for free.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Sept 15, 2020 7:44:28 GMT
Get a Keighley bird. Mine's still going strong. She's right into me. The latest lovely lady on my radar has complete Heterochromia iridum. Without Googling have a guess what that is. Does it mean she's from Keighley?
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Post by edin on Sept 21, 2020 15:26:57 GMT
Any chinned Marshall's?
Anyone seen Marshall's?
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Post by edin on Sept 21, 2020 16:47:35 GMT
Not a marshall but still worth your time
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