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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 21:27:16 GMT
*delete thread* *abandon ship* *have a quick wank first* Don't listen to him. He must be a gay. Yeah fuck off fun hoover.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 22, 2017 21:28:39 GMT
Why do women engage in a constant campaign of altering themselves? if they're not drawing permanent doodles on themselves they're piercing all manner of body parts. And if it's not that it's lower level shit like dyeing their hair, troweling make-up and creosote on or inexplicably shaving their eyebrows and drawing them back on again.
Stop meddling with yourselves, women, it's unappealing. I'd still fuck you but you could look much better.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 22, 2017 21:31:19 GMT
Why do women engage in a constant campaign of altering themselves? if they're not drawing permanent doodles on themselves they're piercing all manner of body parts. And if it's not that it's lower level shit like dyeing their hair, troweling make-up and creosote on or inexplicably shaving their eyebrows and drawing them back on again. Stop meddling with yourselves, women, it's unappealing. I'd still fuck you but you could look much better. My sister-in-law has the following: Fake tits Nose job Tattooed eyeliner Tattooed lipliner Tattooed eyebrows Botox lips She looks horrendous.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 22, 2017 21:32:06 GMT
Why do women engage in a constant campaign of altering themselves? if they're not drawing permanent doodles on themselves they're piercing all manner of body parts. And if it's not that it's lower level shit like dyeing their hair, troweling make-up and creosote on or inexplicably shaving their eyebrows and drawing them back on again. Stop meddling with yourselves, women, it's unappealing. I'd still fuck you but you could look much better. My sister-in-law has the following: Fake tits Nose job Tattooed eyeliner Tattooed lipliner Tattooed eyebrows Botox lips She looks horrendous. Looks to me like somebody fucked their sister-in-law and regrets it.
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Post by Neshead on Jul 22, 2017 21:32:23 GMT
Why do women engage in a constant campaign of altering themselves? if they're not drawing permanent doodles on themselves they're piercing all manner of body parts. And if it's not that it's lower level shit like dyeing their hair, troweling make-up and creosote on or inexplicably shaving their eyebrows and drawing them back on again. Stop meddling with yourselves, women, it's unappealing. I'd still fuck you but you could look much better. I know where this is going, leave my fucking avatar alone? She's gorgeous (said in a hart to hart style). I bet now i've mentioned that, you can't say "she's gorgeous" without mimicking the old fucker out of the hart to hart TV show.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 22, 2017 21:34:14 GMT
My sister-in-law has the following: Fake tits Nose job Tattooed eyeliner Tattooed lipliner Tattooed eyebrows Botox lips She looks horrendous. Looks to me like somebody fucked their sister-in-law and regrets it. You're worse than my wife with "Laura at work". Neither happened. No gossip here cunts.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 22, 2017 21:35:58 GMT
Why do women engage in a constant campaign of altering themselves? if they're not drawing permanent doodles on themselves they're piercing all manner of body parts. And if it's not that it's lower level shit like dyeing their hair, troweling make-up and creosote on or inexplicably shaving their eyebrows and drawing them back on again. Stop meddling with yourselves, women, it's unappealing. I'd still fuck you but you could look much better. I know where this is going, leave my fucking avatar alone? She's gorgeous (said in a hart to hart style). I bet now i've mentioned that, you can't say "she's gorgeous" without mimicking the old fucker out of the hart to hart TV show. All I know is that your avatar gives me a fat cock. And that's all that matters.
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Post by Bacon on Jul 22, 2017 23:16:22 GMT
That's Mr Hart, don't get on a fucking boat with him.
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LT
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by LT on Jul 23, 2017 14:08:24 GMT
Why do women engage in a constant campaign of altering themselves? if they're not drawing permanent doodles on themselves they're piercing all manner of body parts. And if it's not that it's lower level shit like dyeing their hair, troweling make-up and creosote on or inexplicably shaving their eyebrows and drawing them back on again. Stop meddling with yourselves, women, it's unappealing. I'd still fuck you but you could look much better. Spot on. Can't stand the 'fake' crap, nothing worse than watching a bit of porn and some tattoo'd, fake tittied woman spoiling it. One who always seemed to pop up was a bird called Bonnie Rotten, Google her, eurgghhh.
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Post by rcbantam on Aug 4, 2017 20:20:49 GMT
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Aug 10, 2017 17:43:52 GMT
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 10, 2017 17:45:50 GMT
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Post by billycasper on Aug 10, 2017 17:47:19 GMT
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 10, 2017 17:51:17 GMT
Here's a saucy little number for you, bob: Or if you have a Lolita fantasy: Or full on paedo:
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Aug 10, 2017 17:51:17 GMT
Looks like a crap shag, she doesn't strike me as being able to deepthroat a decent cock
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Post by Train (F-2547) on Aug 10, 2017 17:51:34 GMT
Here's a saucy little number for you, bob: Or if you have a Lolita fantasy: Or full on paedo: 😂😂😂
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Aug 10, 2017 17:53:42 GMT
Looks like a crap shag, she doesn't strike me as being able to deepthroat a decent cock She looks like she could chow down just fine on a funnel.
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LT
Sparks is a cunt Bantam
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Post by LT on Sept 6, 2017 11:50:40 GMT
I've finished watching Wonder Woman. Gal Gadot is PERFECTION:
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Sept 6, 2017 14:13:09 GMT
I've finished watching Wonder Woman. Gal Gadot is PERFECTION: I'd let her shag me.
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Post by Hobhead on Sept 6, 2017 18:44:59 GMT
I've finished watching Wonder Woman. Gal Gadot is PERFECTION: Kids are watching this at the minute. What a honking pile of shite this film is. 7.8 on IMDB?! Fuck off, it's terrible. I'd bum Wonder Woman though.
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