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Post by fish on Oct 28, 2018 19:48:00 GMT
Jesus what a question.
The obvious one is Brunker- Dogshit pub league player but there's no way he should ever have been signed. If there was one player who epitomized this club, it would be him. Amateur.
NKP - Hopeless, absolutely hopeless. He's just not a defender, can't win a header, can't tackle and is not even good on the ball. Gets done over the top every single time and always sticks out his trademark lazy leg when someone goes past him. Horrendous "footballer".
Chicksen - wouldn't be a shit list without Chickshit would it?
Wright - Ah this cunt, our "captain", good Lord what an absolute fraud. The man is an absolute disgrace considering he's a seasoned professional and is being shown up by a 19yr old in his first loan move.
Miller - worse than poleon. Yes that bad.
Mellor - 6 foot 3 and can't win a header and weak as piss. There's a surprise.
Riley - dirty slut can't keep his legs shut.
Honourable mention for akpan for being a lazy cunt. And Isherwood for being built and looking like a brick shithouse but softer than a used condom.
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Post by citygentile on Oct 28, 2018 20:00:58 GMT
I expected Wright to be shit and he hasn't disappointed, Kai was bab last season and he's looked even worse this.
Riley had a decent pedigree, it worried me that there didn't look to be any competition to sign him though. If he was known to be good, then he wouldn't have ended up at City. Abbott is more culpable than most for the current state of affairs, but nobody knows if these players are his first choice or just the bargain basement ones that the football knowing gnome would sanction.
Doyle's been decent at other clubs occasionally, but he's also had barren spells. He's never been the type of player City are expecting him to be under Hopkin. He's looked frustrated and ineffective, but firing long balls at his head was never going to work.
NKP has been truly dreadful, some of the poorest decision making and overall defensive performances from the back 4 I've ever seen in a City shirt. It looks to me like whatever happened earlier this season when he went missing for a week or two has got to him mentally. It looks like he hates playing for this club and just couldn't care less any longer.
I was wary of McGowan being regarded as a defensive colussus in his few performances prior to his injury last season. Unfortunately I've been proved right and he's been just as bad as NKP. But then if you're a good defender, you wouldn't be playing in a desert league for a middle eastern team. Thought he was a stop gap signing last season. It makes me wonder if the plan was to play Isherwood, until they discovered that he's even shitter than the other centre backs. When he can't get a game when the centre backs have been that poor. Then it looks like Isherwood is another football knowing, penny pinching gnome signing to me?
O'Donnell will probably get POTS, if there is one, for not being quite as shit as the other 10.
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Post by benitocarbone on Oct 28, 2018 20:22:59 GMT
Bruenker is fucking wank but we knew that anyway.
Wright, NKP, McGowan and Doyle have been spectacularly shite when they are capable of better. Doyle actually started with lots of effort in the first couple of games but then realised that he was part of a losing cause and looks the most disinterested of the lot now. Riley has been a monumental let down too as has Mellor.
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Post by Nice boy on Oct 28, 2018 20:25:27 GMT
Our best outfield players this season in no particular order: Wood Colville L O'Brien J O'Brien
3 of them made their pro debuts this season and no one wanted the other fucker. What a shambles.
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Post by benitocarbone on Oct 28, 2018 20:29:59 GMT
I really hope that the players read this. I said on twitter earlier that this whole thing is down to Edin and I’ve been one of the most vocal about him from the start but Jesus fucking wept, the players have to take some responsibility when it comes to yesterday. To dominate the first half and then completely throw the towel in like they did after conceding shows a total lack of backbone and professional pride.
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Post by BingomoanyBob on Oct 28, 2018 21:06:50 GMT
Too pissed to be able to cut/paste neshead’s earlier post about Abbo. I watched him as a player in the 80s and was a massive fan, as I am of him as a person. As a scout/coach/whatever I think he’s utterly clueless. If every player he has passed on to Rahic has been rejected surely it would have been circulated somehow to give him a bit of breathing space. If he has not been totally ignored it reinforces what many of us think about his recruitment, utter dogshit.
Feel free to be offended Greg.
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Post by smartmart on Oct 28, 2018 22:09:10 GMT
Only O Donnell has been decent. And that’s because he gets so much practice. The back 4 are appalling. We don’t stop crosses so have to deal with more danger than necessary. All the full backs have been inept. The centre halves look so weak. We don’t have one decent one in the squad following getting rid of killa. Centre midfield goes missing. Wright and Akpan our starting CMs appear to be the weakest?! OB x 2 were better but limited. Scannel tries to be fair. Not much output so far but he is playing with a bunch of losers. I actually think that Doyle could be something but as many have identified he needs a proper partner and smashing it to his head isn’t his game. I thought Jones could be a difference but he is injured. Again. The concern is of all the injured players only Jim OB fills me with any hope. The rest have been shite at one point or another. If we were a horse we would have been put down as we need major surgery. One or two window signings ain’t going to fix the18 we made in the summer of which 16.5 are poor. As for NKP. Move the lad on. He doesn’t want to be here. Or that’s how he appears.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Oct 29, 2018 8:57:25 GMT
Wright. Coward.
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Post by Hobhead on Oct 29, 2018 9:03:01 GMT
Well this went well:
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Post by Neshead on Oct 29, 2018 9:17:21 GMT
Everyone seeing what we were seeing after a game or two. Even in pre season it was clear to spot that he doesn't actually do anything. Problem is we have two of them with Akpan. To be fair to them they both are experts in the field of doing as least as possible whilst trying to look busy. Like the lazy shitehawk everyone has at work who is totally oblivious to the fact everyone else at work has to work twice as hard to make up for it.
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Post by jose on Oct 29, 2018 12:45:40 GMT
"hiding from the game"
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