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Aug 9, 2020 13:10:06 GMT
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Post by Neshead on Aug 9, 2020 13:10:06 GMT
Can you remember any of them? Mrs Morris - cookery teacher. Always used to shout as never had enough time to cook. Mrs Hillary - Art teacher. Drove a Citroen thing. She'd be gender fluid nowadays. Mr Cutter - Wordwork teacher. Used to have his dog in the classrooom so he could roger it at lunchtime Mr Tenant - Any teacher that makes you play rugby is a psycho Mr Brown Senior - Gave me detention for smoking a wood splint Mr Larrard - Loved throwing the wooden board rubber at peoples heads Mr Buckee - Looked like Yoda I'm sure Tennant used to have goats in the back of his car I remember seeing straw in the back seats. Hillary drove a 2cv, probably our first interaction with a transgender. Mr Manning, once gave me a crack for fucking about. Betts did chess and made you wear those awful sport tops in winter in PE even though he had a warm top on. Mr Brown science teacher with cauliflower ears. Trying to remember who the Head was.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2020 13:31:31 GMT
Mrs Morris - cookery teacher. Always used to shout as never had enough time to cook. Mrs Hillary - Art teacher. Drove a Citroen thing. She'd be gender fluid nowadays. Mr Cutter - Wordwork teacher. Used to have his dog in the classrooom so he could roger it at lunchtime Mr Tenant - Any teacher that makes you play rugby is a psycho Mr Brown Senior - Gave me detention for smoking a wood splint Mr Larrard - Loved throwing the wooden board rubber at peoples heads Mr Buckee - Looked like Yoda I'm sure Tennant used to have goats in the back of his car I remember seeing straw in the back seats. Hillary drove a 2cv, probably our first interaction with a transgender. Mr Manning, once gave me a crack for fucking about. Betts did chess and made you wear those awful sport tops in winter in PE even though he had a warm top on. Mr Brown science teacher with cauliflower ears. Trying to remember who the Head was. Manning took the footy team to his house when he lived next door to Low Ash and bought us fish and chips. While he was at the chippy we went around his house and found a wank mag in his bedside drawer!
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Aug 9, 2020 13:43:37 GMT
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Post by Neshead on Aug 9, 2020 13:43:37 GMT
I'm sure Tennant used to have goats in the back of his car I remember seeing straw in the back seats. Hillary drove a 2cv, probably our first interaction with a transgender. Mr Manning, once gave me a crack for fucking about. Betts did chess and made you wear those awful sport tops in winter in PE even though he had a warm top on. Mr Brown science teacher with cauliflower ears. Trying to remember who the Head was. Manning took the footy team to his house when he lived next door to Low Ash and bought us fish and chips. While he was at the chippy we went around his house and found a wank mag in his bedside drawer! Swiss roll and a breakfast were two of the things Morris made us cook. Both completely inedible after listening to her advice. Remember McConville for CDT? Right big bastard.
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Aug 9, 2020 13:55:57 GMT
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Aug 9, 2020 13:55:57 GMT
Mrs Morris - cookery teacher. Always used to shout as never had enough time to cook. Mrs Hillary - Art teacher. Drove a Citroen thing. She'd be gender fluid nowadays. Mr Cutter - Wordwork teacher. Used to have his dog in the classrooom so he could roger it at lunchtime Mr Tenant - Any teacher that makes you play rugby is a psycho Mr Brown Senior - Gave me detention for smoking a wood splint Mr Larrard - Loved throwing the wooden board rubber at peoples heads Mr Buckee - Looked like Yoda I'm sure Tennant used to have goats in the back of his car I remember seeing straw in the back seats. Hillary drove a 2cv, probably our first interaction with a transgender. Mr Manning, once gave me a crack for fucking about. Betts did chess and made you wear those awful sport tops in winter in PE even though he had a warm top on. Mr Brown science teacher with cauliflower ears. Trying to remember who the Head was. Buckee was the head when I was there, Larrard and Tennent were absolute cunts.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2020 13:57:23 GMT
Manning took the footy team to his house when he lived next door to Low Ash and bought us fish and chips. While he was at the chippy we went around his house and found a wank mag in his bedside drawer! Swiss roll and a breakfast were two of the things Morris made us cook. Both completely inedible after listening to her advice. Remember McConville for CDT? Right big bastard. A giant! The swiss roll never rolled and ended up looking like the port in Beirut by the time you had got it home. Always remember when the weather was shite we played hockey inside and Brown used to select a handful to sit in front on the glass trophy cabinet so it didnt get hit by the ball! Mad times. Walked through the woods and passed the school a few months back, Its just short of 40 years but remember running to the fence and shouting at Mad Mick to sing.
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Aug 9, 2020 14:14:33 GMT
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Post by Neshead on Aug 9, 2020 14:14:33 GMT
Swiss roll and a breakfast were two of the things Morris made us cook. Both completely inedible after listening to her advice. Remember McConville for CDT? Right big bastard. A giant! The swiss roll never rolled and ended up looking like the port in Beirut by the time you had got it home. Always remember when the weather was shite we played hockey inside and Brown used to select a handful to sit in front on the glass trophy cabinet so it didnt get hit by the ball! Mad times. Walked through the woods and passed the school a few months back, Its just short of 40 years but remember running to the fence and shouting at Mad Mick to sing. Fuck sake I remember all that. Browny used to pick the kids who were shit at sport to act as a human shield for the trophy cabinet. Getting warned about the flasher in the woods.
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 9, 2020 14:21:49 GMT
I’ve got the opening titles to Huckleberry Finn and His Friends running through my head reading this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2020 14:27:30 GMT
A giant! The swiss roll never rolled and ended up looking like the port in Beirut by the time you had got it home. Always remember when the weather was shite we played hockey inside and Brown used to select a handful to sit in front on the glass trophy cabinet so it didnt get hit by the ball! Mad times. Walked through the woods and passed the school a few months back, Its just short of 40 years but remember running to the fence and shouting at Mad Mick to sing. Fuck sake I remember all that. Browny used to pick the kids who were shit at sport to act as a human shield for the trophy cabinet. Getting warned about the flasher in the woods. Do you remember when the craze was throwing bottle tops nearest to the wall. Then it went onto pound coins which had just come out. Teachers got wind and swooped out one lunchtime like the Navy Seals. Caught bang to rights with 4 quid on me.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Aug 9, 2020 14:56:18 GMT
One of my middle school teachers got done for noncing.
As did one of my high school teachers.
As did a lad in my year who became a teacher.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Aug 9, 2020 15:02:35 GMT
Mrs Morris - cookery teacher. Always used to shout as never had enough time to cook. Mrs Hillary - Art teacher. Drove a Citroen thing. She'd be gender fluid nowadays. Mr Cutter - Wordwork teacher. Used to have his dog in the classrooom so he could roger it at lunchtime Mr Tenant - Any teacher that makes you play rugby is a psycho Mr Brown Senior - Gave me detention for smoking a wood splint Mr Larrard - Loved throwing the wooden board rubber at peoples heads Mr Buckee - Looked like Yoda I'm sure Tennant used to have goats in the back of his car I remember seeing straw in the back seats. Hillary drove a 2cv, probably our first interaction with a transgender. Mr Manning, once gave me a crack for fucking about. Betts did chess and made you wear those awful sport tops in winter in PE even though he had a warm top on. Mr Brown science teacher with cauliflower ears. Trying to remember who the Head was. We had a PE teacher who used to shame fat kids by making them wear bright yellow shorts.
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Post by northernmonkey on Aug 9, 2020 15:22:14 GMT
One of my middle school teachers got done for noncing. As did one of my high school teachers. As did a lad in my year who became a teacher. Have you ever considered that you're the common denominator?
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Post by hobbes on Aug 9, 2020 16:11:42 GMT
I quite enjoyed school overall. Wouldn't be a teacher for any money, its hard enough doing a bit of football coaching with the sullen little gets.
Ok, lets get the Hobbes anecdotes out the way.
At my school, Mullaney was a decent PE teacher, good sense of humour and not a sadist. Miss Mychalkiw my French teacher was fit in an innocent Jenny Agutter way. Eugene Farry our maths teacher from Norniron was a lovely bloke once you got to understand the accent and unintelligible writing on the black board. PE teacher Mr Midgley was a nasty twat. The other PE teacher (we had 3 for some reason) Lazy Joe Henry once made us all do PE in our underpants cos we didn't have regulation PE kit on in 3rd year. Dirty bastard.
I once told Mr Kalinowski he was a dirty fucking cunt for repeatedly kicking me in 5 a side at Dunnys in 6th form. Didn't go down well.
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Post by hobbes on Aug 9, 2020 16:14:05 GMT
One of my middle school teachers got done for noncing. As did one of my high school teachers. As did a lad in my year who became a teacher. Caretaker at my middle school got done for the same. He used to do the school discos too. Apparently invited young boys back to his house "to play snooker".
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Post by Hobhead on Aug 9, 2020 16:20:12 GMT
How many of you lot are Catholics? All this noncery doesn’t sound very CofE.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2020 17:07:52 GMT
One of my middle school teachers got done for noncing. As did one of my high school teachers. As did a lad in my year who became a teacher. Caretaker at my middle school got done for the same. He used to do the school discos too. Apparently invited young boys back to his house "to play snooker". Potting the brown
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Aug 9, 2020 17:08:56 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2020 17:08:56 GMT
I'm sure Tennant used to have goats in the back of his car I remember seeing straw in the back seats. Hillary drove a 2cv, probably our first interaction with a transgender. Mr Manning, once gave me a crack for fucking about. Betts did chess and made you wear those awful sport tops in winter in PE even though he had a warm top on. Mr Brown science teacher with cauliflower ears. Trying to remember who the Head was. We had a PE teacher who used to shame fat kids by making wear bright yellow shorts. You still got a pair?
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Aug 9, 2020 17:27:35 GMT
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Post by Bacon on Aug 9, 2020 17:27:35 GMT
Beckfoot had a head of department done for kerb crawling and scandal when a fit English teacher (Molly Thaw, Mike, I still remember her in panto) got with a psycho games teacher after his son got killed in a cubs related minibus crash.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Aug 9, 2020 17:33:51 GMT
We had a PE teacher who used to shame fat kids by making wear bright yellow shorts. You still got a pair? You're mum gave me yours
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Aug 9, 2020 17:53:02 GMT
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Aug 9, 2020 17:53:02 GMT
Beckfoot had a head of department done for kerb crawling and scandal when a fit English teacher (Molly Thaw, Mike, I still remember her in panto) got with a psycho games teacher after his son got killed in a cubs related minibus crash. Biggest scandal at Nab Wood was our biology teacher marrying a student he was 50 odd and she was 18 but it had been going on for a few years apparantly but they couldn't prove it.
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Aug 9, 2020 18:19:11 GMT
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Post by Bacon on Aug 9, 2020 18:19:11 GMT
Beckfoot had a head of department done for kerb crawling and scandal when a fit English teacher (Molly Thaw, Mike, I still remember her in panto) got with a psycho games teacher after his son got killed in a cubs related minibus crash. Biggest scandal at Nab Wood was our biology teacher marrying a student he was 50 odd and she was 18 but it had been going on for a few years apparantly but they couldn't prove it. Back to Macron again.
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