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Post by Hobhead on Jul 21, 2018 22:49:09 GMT
Snippets, whole songs, any old shit.
Hammered right now but I'll add a few tomorrow.
Not a Leonard Cohen fan but this one line from 'Dance Me to the End of Love' is pretty concise:
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 21, 2018 22:57:12 GMT
Morrissey/Smiths:
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 21, 2018 23:38:26 GMT
Hob at the ale again. Good grief.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 22, 2018 7:22:58 GMT
Macc Lāds:
"He opened the window, wipes his arse, Throws the offending bags on the grass. He shouts: 'Everybody! Come and look at this! They're streaked with shit! They're covered in skids! But don't look at me, they're not mine!' But his loving mum had sewn his fucking name inside."
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 22, 2018 10:01:21 GMT
I have no memory of this thread.
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Post by Bacon on Jul 22, 2018 13:01:25 GMT
Have that nice pint that's there, it looks a bit flat but there's a lovely head on it. Go on, down in one.
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Post by claw on Jul 23, 2018 9:27:36 GMT
“You see a mouse trap, I see a free cheese and a fucking challenge”
Scroobious Pip.
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Post by Bacon on Jul 23, 2018 9:33:56 GMT
“You see a mouse trap, I see a free cheese and a fucking challenge” Scroobious Pip. Millwall fan BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 23, 2018 20:19:25 GMT
“You see a mouse trap, I see a free cheese and a fucking challenge” Scroobious Pip. Millwall fan BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is a family forum for a family club. We don't need Millwall mentions round here.
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Post by Bacon on Jul 23, 2018 20:25:46 GMT
Millwall fan BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is a family forum for a family club. We don't need Millwall mentions round here. Family club of the year etc. Etc.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jul 23, 2018 20:42:55 GMT
This is a family forum for a family club. We don't need Millwall mentions round here. Family club of the year etc. Etc. Forgot about that. We should try to be more like them. I'm twatting the next cunt I see
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Post by ricksanchez on Jul 25, 2018 20:14:24 GMT
The cunt with the gut and the Buzz Lightyear haircut Callin' all the workers plebs You better think about the future You better think about your neck You better think about the shit hairdo you got mate I work my dreams off for two bits of ravioli And a warm bottle of Smirnoff Under a manager that doesn't have a fuckin' clue Do you want me to tell you what I think about you, Cunt? I don't think that's a very good idea—do you? You pockmarked four-eyed shit-fitted shirt, white Converse And a taste for young girls Don't send me home with a glint in my eye I told my family about the fuckin' wage rise And got fucked on Devoured Puked on And sucked up You fuckin' fly The suction on your fly feet Kept me pinned to the blinds Whilst your PA rattled out e-mails Workstation, forced to engage in flirtatious conversation
Sleaford Mods (Fizzy)
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Post by claw on Jul 25, 2018 22:19:09 GMT
The cunt with the gut and the Buzz Lightyear haircut Callin' all the workers plebs You better think about the future You better think about your neck You better think about the shit hairdo you got mate I work my dreams off for two bits of ravioli And a warm bottle of Smirnoff Under a manager that doesn't have a fuckin' clue Do you want me to tell you what I think about you, Cunt? I don't think that's a very good idea—do you? You pockmarked four-eyed shit-fitted shirt, white Converse And a taste for young girls Don't send me home with a glint in my eye I told my family about the fuckin' wage rise And got fucked on Devoured Puked on And sucked up You fuckin' fly The suction on your fly feet Kept me pinned to the blinds Whilst your PA rattled out e-mails Workstation, forced to engage in flirtatious conversation Sleaford Mods (Fizzy) Ah mate, brilliant. Been listening Sleaford Mods for a while. His anger is infectious, it almost turns me anarchist.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 28, 2018 18:24:39 GMT
Couple from My Morning Jacket:
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 28, 2018 18:29:27 GMT
Pissed again.
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Post by Hobhead on Jul 28, 2018 18:30:39 GMT
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Post by Hoochy on Jul 28, 2018 18:36:43 GMT
Arsehole.
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