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Post by bantam147 on Nov 1, 2021 7:13:26 GMT
WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE Pt2.
Meh.
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Post by Neshead on Nov 1, 2021 7:58:32 GMT
Currently raining and windy outside. Which it never did until this pesky global climate crisis came along. Wake up sheeple.
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Post by bantam147 on Nov 1, 2021 8:13:34 GMT
Put that big mac down, and pick up a nice juicy plant extract quarter pounder if you want to save the planet.
Fuck off.
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Post by Hobhead on Nov 1, 2021 8:26:53 GMT
Recently read a stat that half of all aircraft emissions come from the one percent of private jet flights. Whether that’s true in absolute terms or per head I don’t know but that seems like a glaring opportunity to massively reduce emissions that’s being oddly ignored.
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Post by bantam147 on Nov 1, 2021 8:43:50 GMT
Recently read a stat that half of all aircraft emissions come from the one percent of private jet flights. Whether that’s true in absolute terms or per head I don’t know but that seems like a glaring opportunity to massively reduce emissions that’s being oddly ignored. Ignored. But nothing 'odd' about it. Them and us.
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Post by hammstrasse on Nov 1, 2021 12:19:14 GMT
Jo Biden and his 85 vehicle Motorcade screams "serious about climate change".
You just make sure you turn off that tap rather than leaving it running whilst brushing your teeth otherwise the fall of humanity is on your shoulders.
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Post by hammstrasse on Nov 1, 2021 12:23:46 GMT
Also CNN have sent their reporter to Edinburgh rather than Glasgow.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Nov 1, 2021 15:48:56 GMT
I went to Tesco today and, upon reaching the checkout i realised that i had forgotten my re-usable carrier bag.
Mortified, i meekly looked at the cashier. She looked back sternly, void of emotion, as i softly asked for a plastic carrier bag. After an awkward pause, she barked "That'll be 25p, Sir", before issuing a blue token. I packed my shopping, too ashamed to look up.
After much soul searching, i then proceeded to walk towards the clear box, and placed the token in the 'children's climate awareness community workshop' compartment. But i fear this small act of kindness was too little, too late.
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Post by bantam147 on Nov 1, 2021 17:24:31 GMT
I went to Tesco today and, upon reaching the checkout i realised that i had forgotten my re-usable carrier bag. Mortified, i meekly looked at the cashier. She looked back sternly, void of emotion, as i softly asked for a plastic carrier bag. After an awkward pause, she barked "That'll be 25p, Sir", before issuing a blue token. I packed my shopping, too ashamed to look up. After much soul searching, i then proceeded to walk towards the clear box, and placed the token in the 'children's climate awareness community workshop' compartment. But i fear this small act of kindness was too little, too late. Do you not realise what you've done?!!
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Nov 1, 2021 21:33:24 GMT
I went to Tesco today and, upon reaching the checkout i realised that i had forgotten my re-usable carrier bag. Mortified, i meekly looked at the cashier. She looked back sternly, void of emotion, as i softly asked for a plastic carrier bag. After an awkward pause, she barked "That'll be 25p, Sir", before issuing a blue token. I packed my shopping, too ashamed to look up. After much soul searching, i then proceeded to walk towards the clear box, and placed the token in the 'children's climate awareness community workshop' compartment. But i fear this small act of kindness was too little, too late. Do you not realise what you've done?!! Don't you think i know?! *sob* *sniffle* The lives of future generations have now been wrecked as a direct consequence of my actions. oh the humanity etc etc
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Post by tetchyarse on Nov 2, 2021 12:40:30 GMT
Recently read a stat that half of all aircraft emissions come from the one percent of private jet flights. Whether that’s true in absolute terms or per head I don’t know but that seems like a glaring opportunity to massively reduce emissions that’s being oddly ignored. It's pretty much true on absolute terms, in France it's about that as they've banned scheduled flights where you could get the train instead. For climate reasons, obviously, and not because SNCF lose shitloads of money. So the rich use private aviation rather than the TV. In the UK it's about 30%. COP26 attendees brought so many Gulfstreams they couldn't park them all at Glasgow Airport. But they're not the problem, the problem is us plebs flying twice a year to Spain or taking occasional domestic flights. I'm vermin because I choose 30 minutes on a plane to get to the UK rather than four hours on a ferry. And luckily the government have the solution: more tax for the plebs. Phew!
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Post by Hobhead on Nov 2, 2021 16:01:12 GMT
Recently read a stat that half of all aircraft emissions come from the one percent of private jet flights. Whether that’s true in absolute terms or per head I don’t know but that seems like a glaring opportunity to massively reduce emissions that’s being oddly ignored. It's pretty much true on absolute terms, in France it's about that as they've banned scheduled flights where you could get the train instead. For climate reasons, obviously, and not because SNCF lose shitloads of money. So the rich use private aviation rather than the TV. In the UK it's about 30%. COP26 attendees brought so many Gulfstreams they couldn't park them all at Glasgow Airport. But they're not the problem, the problem is us plebs flying twice a year to Spain or taking occasional domestic flights. I'm vermin because I choose 30 minutes on a plane to get to the UK rather than four hours on a ferry. And luckily the government have the solution: more tax for the plebs. Phew! Ursula von der Leyen used private jet to travel just 31 miles
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Post by Hobhead on Nov 2, 2021 16:04:16 GMT
The whole thing is a pantomime. I mean, which fuckwitts out there think that climate policy is actually set personally by the likes of Boris and Biden? Is a sham for a few photographs so they can take the credit for caring then the job will be delegated to bureaucrats and technocrats to thrash out over Zoom anyway.
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Post by Neshead on Nov 2, 2021 17:38:56 GMT
The whole thing is a pantomime. I mean, which fuckwitts out there think that climate policy is actually set personally by the likes of Boris and Biden? Is a sham for a few photographs so they can take the credit for caring then the job will be delegated to bureaucrats and technocrats to thrash out over Zoom anyway. The same idiots who think MPs actually make decisions. This whole climate thing is a charade where the poor get screwed even more but with the caveat that it's justified.
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Post by Neshead on Nov 2, 2021 17:43:28 GMT
It's pretty much true on absolute terms, in France it's about that as they've banned scheduled flights where you could get the train instead. For climate reasons, obviously, and not because SNCF lose shitloads of money. So the rich use private aviation rather than the TV. In the UK it's about 30%. COP26 attendees brought so many Gulfstreams they couldn't park them all at Glasgow Airport. But they're not the problem, the problem is us plebs flying twice a year to Spain or taking occasional domestic flights. I'm vermin because I choose 30 minutes on a plane to get to the UK rather than four hours on a ferry. And luckily the government have the solution: more tax for the plebs. Phew! Ursula von der Leyen used private jet to travel just 31 milesIve seen people question the amount of private jets used during this conference yet be derided by replies along the lines of 'Well if it means the future is bright for our kids it's a small price to pay.' The utter retardation of the public at times truly depresses me.
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Post by bantam147 on Nov 2, 2021 22:29:05 GMT
Warmer summers and a shorter journey to the coast. Whats not to like?
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Nov 3, 2021 6:30:19 GMT
Warmer summers and a shorter journey to the coast. Whats not to like? Wetter winters?
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Post by bantam147 on Nov 3, 2021 8:27:22 GMT
Warmer summers and a shorter journey to the coast. Whats not to like? Wetter winters? The winters are wet anyway. And I can swim.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Nov 3, 2021 10:58:01 GMT
Shit.
I wonder if bantam burgers should come with cig packet style warnings...
"YOU ARE KILLING THE PLANET YOU UTTER CUNT"
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Post by bantam147 on Nov 3, 2021 12:19:38 GMT
Shit. I wonder if bantam burgers should come with cig packet style warnings... "YOU ARE KILLING THE PLANET YOU UTTER CUNT" What a shit beer glass. I won’t be nicking that one from the pub to add to my collection. Honestly, it amazes me that some people can’t see the agenda behind Covid and the ‘Climate Crisis’, and understand how the elite are manipulating the masses for the purposes of complete control. None of this shit is about a virus or the planet. None of it. And the media is a joke. I rarely watch TV these days other than for sport or specific documentary or drama type series. But last night I caught a bit of the soaps my Mrs and daughter watch. Hollyoaks and Corrie. I used to be able to watch Corrie a few years ago. Fuck me, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. It was like 1930s propaganda. That bloke who bangs on about the TellLiesInVision isn’t as mad as you’d think. I remember him putting something on Twatter a while ago about how if you stopped watching TV and following the news for a few months to ‘reset your mind’, then watched something again, your mind would be blown away by the level of conditioning on our TVs. He’s right.
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