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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 24, 2021 10:28:05 GMT
Special thread for stories of your tenuous meetings with a-z list celebrities. Specifically made for Leon and his long history of being famous. Take it away hobbes
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 24, 2021 10:37:44 GMT
I once sat on the table next to Gary Bushell in a pub in South London. It was Halloween night, late 90s.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 24, 2021 10:44:10 GMT
I only did this so I can tell everyone I was sat next to scarlett Moffat in my pub beer garden last night
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 24, 2021 10:59:48 GMT
I only did this so I can tell everyone I was sat next to scarlett Moffat in my pub beer garden last night Had to Google her. What a basin-faced mess.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 24, 2021 11:21:44 GMT
I only did this so I can tell everyone I was sat next to scarlett Moffat in my pub beer garden last night Had to Google her. What a basin-faced mess. And where's your tale of awestruck wonder and amazement? Coming on here offering nothing. So bitter.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 24, 2021 11:30:17 GMT
I only did this so I can tell everyone I was sat next to scarlett Moffat in my pub beer garden last night Had to Google her. What a basin-faced mess. Still would though
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Post by Neshead on Apr 24, 2021 11:44:15 GMT
I only did this so I can tell everyone I was sat next to scarlett Moffat in my pub beer garden last night Why was Scarlett Moffatt sat in your Garden? Oh, and Eric Pollard once told us to fuck off.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 24, 2021 11:45:20 GMT
I only did this so I can tell everyone I was sat next to scarlett Moffat in my pub beer garden last night Had to Google her. What a basin-faced mess. One for the arsehole thread.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 24, 2021 12:07:10 GMT
I only did this so I can tell everyone I was sat next to scarlett Moffat in my pub beer garden last night Why was Scarlett Moffatt sat in your Garden? Oh, and Eric Pollard once told us to fuck off. My pub garden
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 24, 2021 12:24:31 GMT
Had to Google her. What a basin-faced mess. And where's your tale of awestruck wonder and amazement? Coming on here offering nothing. So bitter. Saw a lad from Emmerdale’s penis and told Gary Wilmot he was Z list. Beat that, hambone.
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Post by Neshead on Apr 24, 2021 12:34:37 GMT
Why was Scarlett Moffatt sat in your Garden? Oh, and Eric Pollard once told us to fuck off. My pub garden You own a pub?
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 24, 2021 12:40:10 GMT
Not yet, but will be joint partners next summer
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 24, 2021 13:13:55 GMT
And where's your tale of awestruck wonder and amazement? Coming on here offering nothing. So bitter. Saw a lad from Emmerdale’s penis and told Gary Wilmot he was Z list. Beat that, hambone. I installed a phone line for Iain Ormonroyd when he used to work out of that storage container in the car park. Didn't see his cock. Your move, sucka.
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Post by Hobhead on Apr 24, 2021 13:30:32 GMT
Saw a lad from Emmerdale’s penis and told Gary Wilmot he was Z list. Beat that, hambone. I installed a phone line for Iain Ormonroyd when he used to work out of that storage container in the car park. Didn't see his cock. Your move, sucka. I once got a Christmas kiss from Claire Rayner. It wasn’t consensual and she had a ‘tache but they were different times so I never kicked up a fuss.
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Post by bantam147 on Apr 24, 2021 13:44:48 GMT
I once bumped into Melinda Messenger at Eurodisney. Literally.
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Post by Hoochy on Apr 24, 2021 14:06:17 GMT
When Dean Windass lived near Pudsey I was working on his street with another lad. He parked up and my colleague said, I heard you're going to Bolton. He said, am I fuck I just signed a new fucking contract.
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Post by jdc on Apr 24, 2021 14:37:39 GMT
I've got a collection of celeb anecdotes. They're Hobbesian in their shitness, I tell thee.
Franz Ferdinand at an aftershow party when they'd played in Bradford.
Simon Singh and Richard Dawkins. I was at a hotel in Manchester and they were there for some conference.
Served Peter Beagrie a pint of Guinness once.
Some comedian whose name I can't remember once asked me for directions in Leeds. Think he might have been on the 11 o'clock show with Iain Lee - or maybe that thing Justin Lee Collins was on.
Rick Witter at a Charlatans gig in Leeds. He wasn't even watching the bands, just stood shovelling coins into a fruit machine.
See? Told you.
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Apr 24, 2021 15:27:42 GMT
I once bumped into Melinda Messenger at Eurodisney. Literally. Saw Peince Nasseem in the Animal kingdom Orlando June 2005
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Post by Lofty on Apr 24, 2021 16:45:11 GMT
Got in the lift with David Williams at Belsize Park tube station. Just the two of us. Surprisingly I didn't get to see his cock.
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Post by Dick on Apr 24, 2021 17:36:08 GMT
I used to work in a coffee shop in Bradford about 15 years ago. Served Windass and Bowyer, and Jimmy Carr - he was a knob.
Aged 16, school trip to London, snuck out of the the hotel and got into a bar Jonny Depp was in. Was around the time he did Donnie Brasco.
Bruce Dickinson at a book signing, my biggest fanboy moment.
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