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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 10:45:36 GMT
Lads, I’ve ordered some Bhut Jolokia chilli seeds from Amazon.
I’ve decided to make this a thread in which you can all express your fascination with the saga as it evolves.
From seed through shoots to consumption and fecal magma, you guys can be with me every step of the way. Your gratitude can go without saying.
Seeds arrive tomorrow.
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 10:46:53 GMT
P.S. there’ll be pictures.
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2020 10:52:04 GMT
Will this lockdown ever end?
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 10:54:53 GMT
Will this lockdown ever end? Just to allay your fears, this thread will continue regardless of lockdown.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on May 22, 2020 11:03:35 GMT
Hi Mr Asshole
My name is Fox Cuntingdon, and i'm a senior producer at Netflix.
We think this inspiring story would make a great Netflix mini series. We're prepared to offer you a six figure sum for three pilot episodes, with the option of a further six. We tentatively propose the title of 'Bhut Dairies'.
If you're interested, then please let my PA know and i'll get my people to hook up with your people.
Ciao, Fox
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 11:08:30 GMT
Hi Mr Asshole My name is Fox Cuntingdon, and i'm a senior producer at Netflix. We think this inspiring story would make a great Netflix mini series. We're prepared to offer you a six figure sum for three pilot episodes, with the option of a further six. We tentatively propose the title of 'Bhut Dairies'. If you're interested, then please let my PA know and i'll get my people to hook up with your people. Ciao, Fox Sounds like something the little people would enjoy but I’m uncomfortable with being the centre of attention. Perhaps turn your production talents and budget to someone more deserving - though who could be more deserving I simply can’t imagine. Although, I suppose if the great unwashed want it I might be persuaded of course. Who am I to deny the proles their bread and circuses. How much?
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Post by Hoochy on May 22, 2020 11:19:24 GMT
Will this lockdown ever end? Just to allay your fears, this thread will continue regardless of lockdown. That's a relief. Wouldn't want it to be one of these flash in the pan type things that people are doing out of sheer boredom. Going to be so inspiring in the New World to see people carry on baking with their kids, playing classic board games, long nature walks, rainbows in the window and painting pebbles.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on May 22, 2020 11:20:30 GMT
Hi Mr Asshole My name is Fox Cuntingdon, and i'm a senior producer at Netflix. We think this inspiring story would make a great Netflix mini series. We're prepared to offer you a six figure sum for three pilot episodes, with the option of a further six. We tentatively propose the title of 'Bhut Dairies'. If you're interested, then please let my PA know and i'll get my people to hook up with your people. Ciao, Fox Sounds like something the little people would enjoy but I’m uncomfortable with being the centre of attention. Perhaps turn your production talents and budget to someone more deserving - though who could be more deserving I simply can’t imagine. Although, I suppose if the great unwashed want it I might be persuaded of course. Who am I to deny the proles their bread and circuses. How much? Hey, we're netflix, we'll commission any old shite. We call it the 'scattergun' approach. By the laws of probability, we'll occasionally produce something half decent. I'll get my people to draw up the contracts. We'll hope you'll find our proposed six figure compensation package to your satisfaction.
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Post by bantam147 on May 22, 2020 11:41:56 GMT
P.S. there’ll be pictures. Ah but will there be graphs?
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 11:46:02 GMT
P.S. there’ll be pictures. Ah but will there be graphs? Unlikely but I may make use of the Bristol Stool Chart.
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Post by Neshead on May 22, 2020 11:51:46 GMT
Just to allay your fears, this thread will continue regardless of lockdown. That's a relief. Wouldn't want it to be one of these flash in the pan type things that people are doing out of sheer boredom. Going to be so inspiring in the New World to see people carry on baking with their kids, playing classic board games, long nature walks, rainbows in the window and painting pebbles. There will be graphs, mark my words.
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 15:56:29 GMT
I’ll be honest, I was hoping for a bit more engagement. Never mind, I remain convinced that you’ll all become invested if not at planting then first shoots should get you hooked.
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Post by Train (F-2547) on May 22, 2020 16:42:36 GMT
I’ll be honest, I was hoping for a bit more engagement. Never mind, I remain convinced that you’ll all become invested if not at planting then first shoots should get you hooked. You fucking go girl.
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 16:43:57 GMT
I’ll be honest, I was hoping for a bit more engagement. Never mind, I remain convinced that you’ll all become invested if not at planting then first shoots should get you hooked. You fucking go girl. Thanks, Train, I really needed that.
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Post by Bacon on May 22, 2020 20:06:10 GMT
How are you going to get them to germinate? Cunts to grow from seeds are peppers, hot ones even more so.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on May 22, 2020 20:54:16 GMT
How are you going to get them to germinate? Cunts to grow from seeds are peppers, hot ones even more so. He’s left it pretty fucking late too, the n00b.
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Post by Hobhead on May 22, 2020 21:02:31 GMT
Oh ye of little faith. You’ll be laughing on the other side of your faces when I’m shitting acid
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Post by Neshead on May 23, 2020 7:47:22 GMT
How are you going to get them to germinate? Cunts to grow from seeds are peppers, hot ones even more so. Do they grow like trees or summat? Asking for a thick friend honest.
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Post by claw on May 23, 2020 8:15:27 GMT
This thread is only slightly more exhilarating than Rod’s new supermarket thread on the other side.
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Post by claw on May 23, 2020 8:16:56 GMT
How are you going to get them to germinate? Cunts to grow from seeds are peppers, hot ones even more so. Do they grow like trees or summat? Asking for a thick friend honest. Like bushes, I tried to grow some once, they died when I went away on holiday, fussy fuckers.
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