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Post by bantam147 on Mar 10, 2020 13:33:40 GMT
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 11, 2020 12:48:36 GMT
Get the grass cut. You wouldn't want your final thoughts to be full of regret.
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 13, 2020 8:08:36 GMT
China’s like a giant Petri dish.
For an aspiring pandemic it’s like that hermit’s shack in Van Damme films where he usually goes to train. They get sand kicked in their face at first but, after a stint under Oriental tutelage, they come out and kick arse.
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Post by Neshead on Mar 13, 2020 8:34:06 GMT
China’s like a giant Petri dish. For an aspiring pandemic it’s like that hermit’s shack in Van Damme films where he usually goes to train. They get sand kicked in their face at first but, after a stint under Oriental tutelage, they come out and kick arse. Dorty bastards
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 13, 2020 8:39:44 GMT
Either that or they’re sloppily trying to weaponise a virus.
If Boris really cared about the people of this country he’d be in Donald’s ear convincing him to nuke China off the planet. Instead all he cares about is hedge funds and the 1%. Probably.
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Post by Neshead on Mar 13, 2020 9:00:35 GMT
Either that or they’re sloppily trying to weaponise a virus. If Boris really cared about the people of this country he’d be in Donald’s ear convincing him to nuke China off the planet. Instead all he cares about is hedge funds and the 1%. Probably. Some fucker is gonna hit the motherload when they crack the vaccine. I've a feeling this kind of conspiracy has been mentioned on another thread.
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Post by bantam147 on Mar 13, 2020 9:22:36 GMT
Either that or they’re sloppily trying to weaponise a virus. If Boris really cared about the people of this country he’d be in Donald’s ear convincing him to nuke China off the planet. Instead all he cares about is hedge funds and the 1%. Probably. I'd agree. The only way to save lives here is the mass destruction of about a billion people. There's no other way. I blame brexit.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 13, 2020 10:39:28 GMT
Football's getting postponed for a while so technically, Hob won't beat me in the prediction league.
Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 13, 2020 11:45:39 GMT
Football's getting postponed for a while so technically, Hob won't beat me in the prediction league. Arsehole. I’ve run the fixtures through a computer. It takes account of form, intelligence, footballing nonce and previous season’s finishes. You won’t be surprised to hear that you came plum last and will be getting 147’s cock trophy at the end of the season. Unlucky, m8.
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Post by claw on Mar 13, 2020 11:54:02 GMT
Footballing nonce😐
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Mar 13, 2020 12:38:59 GMT
Imagine the Liverpool fans if they cancel this season.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 13, 2020 12:53:01 GMT
Football's getting postponed for a while so technically, Hob won't beat me in the prediction league. Arsehole. I’ve run the fixtures through a computer. It takes account of form, intelligence, footballing nonce and previous season’s finishes. You won’t be surprised to hear that you came plum last and will be getting 147’s cock trophy at the end of the season. Unlucky, m8. Who came in first?
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Mar 13, 2020 12:54:16 GMT
Post by Hobhead on Mar 13, 2020 12:54:16 GMT
I’ve run the fixtures through a computer. It takes account of form, intelligence, footballing nonce and previous season’s finishes. You won’t be surprised to hear that you came plum last and will be getting 147’s cock trophy at the end of the season. Unlucky, m8. Who came in first? Again, this might come as a surprise but it turned out to be me by thirty points. I know football.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 13, 2020 18:37:31 GMT
Again, this might come as a surprise but it turned out to be me by thirty points. I know football. I've always thought of you as having football nonce written all over you. Well done.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 15, 2020 19:48:08 GMT
Who will be the first Cow's Arsian to get it?
The smart money is on Neshead working in the slums everyday or poor old me working with germy kids all day.
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Post by northernmonkey on Mar 15, 2020 19:53:20 GMT
Who will be the first Cow's Arsian to get it? The smart money is on Neshead working in the slums everyday or poor old me working with germy kids all day. Im going with Hobhead. He'll get it just to show off. Arsehole.
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Post by Hobhead on Mar 15, 2020 20:42:56 GMT
Who will be the first Cow's Arsian to get it? The smart money is on Neshead working in the slums everyday or poor old me working with germy kids all day. Plus he likes his cuddles.
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Post by Neshead on Mar 16, 2020 7:06:38 GMT
Who will be the first Cow's Arsian to get it? The smart money is on Neshead working in the slums everyday or poor old me working with germy kids all day. Knowing my luck I'd get a strain of the virus mixed with bad aids.
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Post by Hoochy on Mar 16, 2020 7:12:46 GMT
Who will be the first Cow's Arsian to get it? The smart money is on Neshead working in the slums everyday or poor old me working with germy kids all day. Knowing my luck I'd get a strain of the virus mixed with bad aids. Stop fucking those junkies m8. At least until this all blows over.
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Post by Neshead on Mar 16, 2020 10:42:00 GMT
Knowing my luck I'd get a strain of the virus mixed with bad aids. Stop fucking those junkies m8. At least until this all blows over. A rock of crack for one in the back. A veritable delight.
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