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Post by Hobhead on Nov 1, 2019 17:07:27 GMT
Name-based puns positively encouraged in this thread.
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Post by Hoochy on Nov 1, 2019 17:18:39 GMT
Just seen Maomentum mentioned on the other channel.
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Post by Bacon on Nov 1, 2019 17:23:25 GMT
Just seen Maomentum mentioned on the other channel. They're sweeties aren't they?
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Post by Lethal Jizzle on Nov 1, 2019 17:31:01 GMT
I'll vote for any cunt who gets brexit done and rebuild Hadrians wall and kicks all the pikeys back to Eire.
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Post by Hobhead on Nov 1, 2019 18:08:18 GMT
It’s really odd to me when people commit to a side and build them up to be paragons of virtue while the opposition become harbingers of doom. I’ll never understand why people aren’t just objective, take each election as it comes and vote for whoever best suits theirs and the country’s needs at the time. Instead we make democracy into a childish pantomime where King Rat is subjective, we boo and cheer as directed and so long as we’re convinced of the illusion of change we won’t trash the place and demand our money back.
My old man is a case in point. He proudly boasts of having voted for Labour his entire life and how he’ll continue to do so until the day he dies. This is madness to me but the older I get and the more the world accelerates away from me the more I start to suspect I’m on some spectrum somewhere.
Speaking as someone who has no time or respect for Tory or Labour, if it’s a straight choice between Tory and Labour when I’m in the booth then it’s a begrudging Tory vote from me. I don’t believe the anti-semitism slurs against Corbyn but neither do I trust him and the team he’s assembled to run the country. It’s a real lesser of two evils vote for me and that’s shitty. Politicians of all hues are piss weak these days.
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Post by Neshead on Nov 1, 2019 18:22:31 GMT
I'd vote for the Lib Dems if Jo Swinson promised me a tit wank.
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Post by Hobhead on Nov 1, 2019 18:55:14 GMT
I'd vote for the Lib Dems if Jo Swinson promised me a tit wank. Cracking milk round but every time she gives a speech she seems a bit retarded to me.
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Post by Neshead on Nov 1, 2019 18:59:54 GMT
I'd vote for the Lib Dems if Jo Swinson promised me a tit wank. Cracking milk round but every time she gives a speech she seems a bit retarded to me. Yeah, but them titties man...
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Post by Hoochy on Nov 1, 2019 19:31:45 GMT
Cracking milk round but every time she gives a speech she seems a bit retarded to me. Yeah, but them titties man... He's got a point here Hob.
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Post by Lofty on Nov 2, 2019 7:07:22 GMT
If Labour had a credible leader and weren't promoted by dribbling spastics like Owen Jones they'd get my vote.
As it is I'll be begrudgingly voting Tory cos anyone else is pointless and the prospect of a Labour government made up of the likes or Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell is terrifying.
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Post by mikehunt on Nov 2, 2019 7:48:44 GMT
If Labour had a credible leader and weren't promoted by dribbling spastics like Owen Jones they'd get my vote. As it is I'll be begrudgingly voting Tory cos anyone else is pointless and the prospect of a Labour government made up of the likes or Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell is terrifying. I’m not sure Hancock, Truss and Raab are any better, it’s a poor state of affairs when you’re trying to decide who is least shit.
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Post by Lofty on Nov 2, 2019 8:40:37 GMT
If Labour had a credible leader and weren't promoted by dribbling spastics like Owen Jones they'd get my vote. As it is I'll be begrudgingly voting Tory cos anyone else is pointless and the prospect of a Labour government made up of the likes or Corbyn, Abbott and McDonnell is terrifying. I’m not sure Hancock, Truss and Raab are any better, it’s a poor state of affairs when you’re trying to decide who is least shit. It is. Like choosing to spend an evening with Hobhead or Hoochy.
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Post by Hoochy on Nov 2, 2019 9:27:26 GMT
I’m not sure Hancock, Truss and Raab are any better, it’s a poor state of affairs when you’re trying to decide who is least shit. It is. Like choosing to spend an evening with Hobhead or Hoochy. If we're canvassing here then I'd give you a great night Lofty love. Pick you up around 7,table booked for 730. You can have a starter and a dessert and then a drink in the bar after. No expense spared. Drop you off home by 11 so you can still get tucked in at a reasonable hour.
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Post by Hobhead on Nov 2, 2019 9:27:36 GMT
I’m not sure Hancock, Truss and Raab are any better, it’s a poor state of affairs when you’re trying to decide who is least shit. It is. Like choosing to spend an evening with Hobhead or Hoochy. My evening I get drunk and talk shite at you for hours on end. Hoochy’s he makes several increasingly clumsy passes at you before slipping you a pill and getting his rapeface on. I can see why the choice is difficult for you.
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Post by Lofty on Nov 2, 2019 9:49:21 GMT
Do we play chess post or pre rape?
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Post by Hobhead on Nov 2, 2019 9:57:16 GMT
Do we play chess post or pre rape? You can’t play chess through tears and the Rohypnol fog. He might try and make you though, so he can win one.
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Post by Hoochy on Nov 2, 2019 10:01:47 GMT
I can prop you on the chair, chin resting on one hand so it looks like you're really concentrating when I take the photo for Facebook.
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Post by Lofty on Nov 2, 2019 10:15:43 GMT
I can prop you on the chair, chin resting on one hand so it looks like you're really concentrating when I take the photo for Facebook. It's a date. Sorry Hob.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Nov 2, 2019 10:23:44 GMT
The Tories are intellectually void and every choice they’ve made over the last ten years has been the opposite of sound economic logic and based entirely on dogma, so it’s a choice between tactical to try get rid of them, and the greens cos if we don’t have a climate election in the next two or three years were fucked.
Unfortunately I live in one of those constituencies where you could pin a blue rosette to a pig and it’d get elected. My local MP is sitting on a 40k majority even after fucking off to do a celebrity programme while parliament was sitting.
If there’s one thing I think everyone can agree on it’s that FPTP has run its course.
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Post by Hoochy on Nov 2, 2019 11:28:28 GMT
The Tories are intellectually void and every choice they’ve made over the last ten years has been the opposite of sound economic logic and based entirely on dogma, so it’s a choice between tactical to try get rid of them, and the greens cos if we don’t have a climate election in the next two or three years were fucked. Unfortunately I live in one of those constituencies where you could pin a blue rosette to a pig and it’d get elected. My local MP is sitting on a 40k majority even after fucking off to do a celebrity programme while parliament was sitting. If there’s one thing I think everyone can agree on it’s that FPTP has run its course. What's that got to do with chess?
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