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Post by Hobhead on Jun 16, 2020 18:07:18 GMT
Get your own wanking tackle. Get the lads some cheesecake shots, you miserly twat.
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Post by Bacon on Jun 16, 2020 18:41:08 GMT
She's wanting pumped already is this one. I'm round at the weekend when her kids are away. Stick a photo of her up, let the lads do the ratings test. No, its not for wank purposes. I can't guarantee this.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 16, 2020 20:11:02 GMT
Right about now Hoochy’s new Mrs will be wearing a Corbyn mask, speaking in Russian and pegging Hoochy to within an inch of what’s left of his worthless life.
She’ll be all open-minded about doing it but won’t call again. Then she’ll board the other bus.
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Post by Bacon on Jun 16, 2020 20:12:30 GMT
Right about now Hoochy’s new Mrs will be wearing a Corbyn mask, speaking in Russian and pegging Hoochy to within an inch of what’s left of his worthless life. She’ll be all open-minded about doing it but won’t call again. Then she’ll board the other bus. Board it with his old missus.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jun 16, 2020 20:19:39 GMT
Get a mild stirring in the loins when Victoria Coren is on. WLTF. Just chatting up a sort that looks a bit like her. Date on Monday night. For a walk. Come on Boris, end this madness. I need to get her at least tipsy ffs. My wife has also left me and I have partaken in some internet dating. Where was this shit when we were younger?
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 16, 2020 20:28:44 GMT
Right about now Hoochy’s new Mrs will be wearing a Corbyn mask, speaking in Russian and pegging Hoochy to within an inch of what’s left of his worthless life. She’ll be all open-minded about doing it but won’t call again. Then she’ll board the other bus. Board it with his old missus. Exactly. He sends that particular travel company a lot of business.
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Post by Bacon on Jun 16, 2020 21:46:59 GMT
Board it with his old missus. Exactly. He sends that particular travel company a lot of business. Hebden Bridge home for Hoochied women.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 16, 2020 22:34:42 GMT
Board it with his old missus. Exactly. He sends that particular travel company a lot of business. I have a talent, what can I say.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 16, 2020 22:37:28 GMT
Just chatting up a sort that looks a bit like her. Date on Monday night. For a walk. Come on Boris, end this madness. I need to get her at least tipsy ffs. My wife has also left me and I have partaken in some internet dating. Where was this shit when we were younger? Did she leave because you're a Tory?
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jun 17, 2020 6:07:17 GMT
My wife has also left me and I have partaken in some internet dating. Where was this shit when we were younger? Did she leave because you're a Tory? No. Because I'm a cunt...
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 17, 2020 8:31:57 GMT
Did she leave because you're a Tory? No. Because I'm a cunt... Get fired into that lass at work you weren't allowed to talk about.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jun 17, 2020 14:49:14 GMT
No. Because I'm a cunt... Get fired into that lass at work you weren't allowed to talk about. She left. I'm looking on the internet for a good right wing woman.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 17, 2020 16:13:03 GMT
Oof, would love a little go on the vile, JHB.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 17, 2020 18:03:34 GMT
Oof, would love a little go on the vile, JHB. Back of the queue Chess boy, she'd chew you up and spit you out. She needs a real man, one with a sexy bald head and rugged beard and massive cock.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 17, 2020 18:52:44 GMT
Trampy beard more like. Tramp.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 17, 2020 20:26:04 GMT
Trampy beard more like. Tramp. If i wasn't married i'd have to beat them off with a shitty stick. Ladies love the Tyson Fury look.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 17, 2020 21:42:54 GMT
Bouncer Max more like.
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Post by northernmonkey on Jun 18, 2020 15:18:26 GMT
Oof, would love a little go on the vile, JHB. Back of the queue Chess boy, she'd chew you up and spit you out. She needs a real man, one with a sexy bald head and rugged beard and massive cock. There's a meatloaf song in there somewhere.
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Post by Neshead on Feb 11, 2021 11:53:57 GMT
Noticed Gina Carano has been sacked from Lucasfilm and any future part in Star Wars. One of my go to wanks gone in flash, quite possibly one of the beautiful women in the world.
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Post by Hobhead on Feb 11, 2021 13:12:57 GMT
Noticed Gina Carano has been sacked from Lucasfilm and any future part in Star Wars. One of my go to wanks gone in flash, quite possibly one of the beautiful women in the world. She was nice before she morphed into a fat cunt: What did she do anyway, use the term, ‘coloured’?
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