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Post by Neshead on Jun 11, 2020 17:55:33 GMT
Take no notice of Hob m8, obviously a bender. I envy Jezza being being right up to the tatties balls deep. I'm guessing anal was involved. You're always guessing anal was involved. You're right though, Jezza will have been pegged up good. Anal should be the box ticked by default. Balloon knot bandits.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 11, 2020 17:59:19 GMT
Get a mild stirring in the loins when Victoria Coren is on. WLTF. Just chatting up a sort that looks a bit like her. Date on Monday night. For a walk. Come on Boris, end this madness. I need to get her at least tipsy ffs.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 11, 2020 18:01:47 GMT
Get a mild stirring in the loins when Victoria Coren is on. WLTF. Just chatting up a sort that looks a bit like her. Date on Monday night. For a walk. Come on Boris, end this madness. I need to get her at least tipsy ffs. Can't be many to choose from up your end?
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 11, 2020 18:17:24 GMT
Just chatting up a sort that looks a bit like her. Date on Monday night. For a walk. Come on Boris, end this madness. I need to get her at least tipsy ffs. Can't be many to choose from up your end? Dating app. On there for 2 days and she's sharing her recipes with me and all sorts.
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Post by bantam147 on Jun 11, 2020 18:46:05 GMT
I was born 20 years too early. Fuck you Tinder for only being invented after I was married.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 11, 2020 19:19:07 GMT
I was born 20 years too early. Fuck you Tinder for only being invented after I was married. Brother in law gets some absolute stunners on Tinder. To be fair he's a good looking lad, nice car, plenty of money, his tinder bio has them queueing up like council estate kids queuing up for seconds at school dinner time.
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Post by Lofty on Jun 12, 2020 7:34:51 GMT
Can't be many to choose from up your end? Dating app. On there for 2 days and she's sharing her recipes with me and all sorts. Hope she likes chess m8 🤞🏻
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Post by Bacon on Jun 12, 2020 8:46:44 GMT
Dating app. On there for 2 days and she's sharing her recipes with me and all sorts. Hope she likes chess m8 🤞🏻 Hoochy: "Is that a Casio? With a calculator too? Nice"
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 12, 2020 10:25:56 GMT
We might be well suited in the saddo hobbies area. She does indoor lawn bowling.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 12, 2020 12:34:06 GMT
We might be well suited in the saddo hobbies area. She does indoor lawn bowling. Match made in heaven by the sounds of it.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Jun 14, 2020 10:12:00 GMT
We might be well suited in the saddo hobbies area. She does indoor lawn bowling. Like chess on grass
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Post by Bacon on Jun 14, 2020 11:30:16 GMT
We might be well suited in the saddo hobbies area. She does indoor lawn bowling. Like chess on grass Pretend grass.
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Post by northernmonkey on Jun 14, 2020 14:30:50 GMT
Just like his birds then.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 16, 2020 13:25:43 GMT
She's wanting pumped already is this one. I'm round at the weekend when her kids are away.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 16, 2020 13:36:59 GMT
She's wanting pumped already is this one. I'm round at the weekend when her kids are away. Have you prewarned her there’ll be disappointment?
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 16, 2020 13:44:42 GMT
She's wanting pumped already is this one. I'm round at the weekend when her kids are away. Have you prewarned her there’ll be disappointment? There'll be spunk on her tits, Hob. That's what there will be.
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Post by Hobhead on Jun 16, 2020 13:47:50 GMT
Have you prewarned her there’ll be disappointment? There'll be spunk on her tits, Hob. That's what there will be. Aye, before you get there.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 16, 2020 13:52:22 GMT
If she's really lucky I'll manage it twice.
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Post by Neshead on Jun 16, 2020 17:03:02 GMT
She's wanting pumped already is this one. I'm round at the weekend when her kids are away. Stick a photo of her up, let the lads do the ratings test. No, its not for wank purposes.
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Post by Hoochy on Jun 16, 2020 17:16:35 GMT
Get your own wanking tackle.
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