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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Jan 14, 2019 14:18:41 GMT
Match of the Day
Gary Lineker - Always looks constipated. Possibly one of the most over-rated anchormen in the history of TV.
Alan Shearer - He could swap himself for a cardboard cut-out and no-one would notice. Boring cunt.
Mark Lawrenson - FFS, bbc. Someone just do the humane thing and put this senile old doris out of his misery.
Martin Keown - Always seems to talk out of the side of his face.
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Post by Fat Ade on Jan 14, 2019 14:22:08 GMT
Match of the Day Gary Lineker - Always looks constipated. Possibly one of the most over-rated anchormen in the history of TV. Alan Shearer - He could swap himself for a cardboard cut-out and no-one would notice. Boring cunt. Mark Lawrenson - FFS, bbc. Someone just do the humane thing and put this senile old doris out of his misery. Martin Keown - Always seems to talk out of the side of his face. I know not technically MOTD but Garth Crooks on Final Score...he’s a condescending goggled eyed troll!
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Post by Bacon on Jan 14, 2019 14:23:35 GMT
Match of the Day Gary Lineker - Always looks constipated. Possibly one of the most over-rated anchormen in the history of TV. Alan Shearer - He could swap himself for a cardboard cut-out and no-one would notice. Boring cunt. Mark Lawrenson - FFS, bbc. Someone just do the humane thing and put this senile old doris out of his misery. Martin Keown - Always seems to talk out of the side of his face.
I know it's a bit Silverbantam, but Martin Keown always reminds me of what would happen if Coronation Streets Nick Tilsley was raped by a chimpanzee. Which I believe is an upcoming plot, so sorry.
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Post by bantam147 on Jan 14, 2019 14:28:08 GMT
Its so far behind the level of analysis and insight that you get with the likes of Sky. They're a pair of cunts, but Carragher and Neville are interesting to watch. As is 'The Debate'.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Jan 14, 2019 14:53:55 GMT
When Keown is commentating he does this thing where he slurps his breath in through the corner of his mouth after he's said something he thinks is particularly good and once you've heard you can't not hear it ever again.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Jan 14, 2019 14:58:54 GMT
Its so far behind the level of analysis and insight that you get with the likes of Sky. They're a pair of cunts, but Carragher and Neville are interesting to watch. As is 'The Debate'. Yeah, i get fed up with the same half arsed incoherent cliched license payer funded shite week in week out. At least MOTD2 is starting to give 'guest' pundits a crack at the whip. Darren Fletcher (last night) seemed more knowledgeable and articulate than cunts like Shearer and Wright could ever hope to be. They had Stephen Warnock on the other week who gave a good account of himself. I get that money talks and that Sky mops up the talent. But isn't Lineker on a decent wedge? Shearer wont be on peanuts either. Jobs for the fucking boys.
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Post by Hobhead on Jan 14, 2019 15:28:28 GMT
Lineker is such a colossal cunt.
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Post by Neshead on Jan 14, 2019 17:31:26 GMT
Match of the Day Gary Lineker - Always looks constipated. Possibly one of the most over-rated anchormen in the history of TV. Alan Shearer - He could swap himself for a cardboard cut-out and no-one would notice. Boring cunt. Mark Lawrenson - FFS, bbc. Someone just do the humane thing and put this senile old doris out of his misery. Martin Keown - Always seems to talk out of the side of his face.
I know it's a bit Silverbantam, but Martin Keown always reminds me of what would happen if Coronation Streets Nick Tilsley was raped by a chimpanzee. Which I believe is an upcoming plot, so sorry.
FFS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by Neshead on Jan 14, 2019 17:33:46 GMT
Match of the Day Gary Lineker - Always looks constipated. Possibly one of the most over-rated anchormen in the history of TV. Alan Shearer - He could swap himself for a cardboard cut-out and no-one would notice. Boring cunt. Mark Lawrenson - FFS, bbc. Someone just do the humane thing and put this senile old doris out of his misery. Martin Keown - Always seems to talk out of the side of his face. Lawrenson desperately trying to hold to his legendary mullet despite the withering sands of time is a thing of beauty.
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Post by Lofty on Jan 14, 2019 17:51:34 GMT
Jermaine Jenas is a massive smug cunt.
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Post by Hoochy on Jan 14, 2019 17:53:21 GMT
Lineker is such a colossal cunt. I like him.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Jan 14, 2019 17:53:39 GMT
Match of the Day Gary Lineker - Always looks constipated. Possibly one of the most over-rated anchormen in the history of TV. Alan Shearer - He could swap himself for a cardboard cut-out and no-one would notice. Boring cunt. Mark Lawrenson - FFS, bbc. Someone just do the humane thing and put this senile old doris out of his misery. Martin Keown - Always seems to talk out of the side of his face. Lawrenson desperately trying to hold to his legendary mullet despite the withering sands of time is a thing of beauty.
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Post by Pyongyang Bantam on Jan 14, 2019 17:54:43 GMT
Jermaine Jenas is a massive smug cunt. Rory McRory ffs
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Post by Hobhead on Jan 14, 2019 17:55:26 GMT
Lineker is such a colossal cunt. I like him. Which buttresses my post.
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Post by Bacon on Jan 14, 2019 18:03:17 GMT
Which buttresses my post. You saucy bugger.
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Post by Hobhead on Jan 14, 2019 18:09:22 GMT
Which buttresses my post. You saucy bugger. You see more innuendo than Sid James.
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Post by Neshead on Jan 14, 2019 18:10:05 GMT
Gabby Yorath has a jaw like ivan drago.
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Post by Hoochy on Jan 14, 2019 18:21:05 GMT
Gabby Yorath has a jaw like ivan drago. I like her.
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Post by Neshead on Jan 14, 2019 18:34:08 GMT
Gabby Yorath has a jaw like ivan drago. I like her. Your head and her jaw, like a comedy double act.
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Post by Hoochy on Jan 14, 2019 19:18:41 GMT
Your head and her jaw, like a comedy double act. What's comedy about my head? It's a nice head.
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