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Post by Lofty on Dec 20, 2018 21:36:50 GMT
I'm calling bullshit.
It's either aliens or someone's holding Gatwick ransom.
Or it's Brexit.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 20, 2018 22:00:46 GMT
It's brexit news deflection.
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Post by twosup on Dec 20, 2018 22:12:55 GMT
The only conclusive thing from today is that yer average drone owner is a sex case.
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 21, 2018 6:50:46 GMT
I’m not one for wild conspiracy theories. But this has all the hallmarks of a die hard 2 situation.
I see no other viable alternative.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 21, 2018 6:58:44 GMT
I like mucky books.
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Post by claw on Dec 21, 2018 15:59:28 GMT
An attack drone to fire a big net over the offending drone, or a trained bird of prey, to attack and disable, are 2 viable ways to stop this. Apparently.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 21, 2018 16:30:00 GMT
An attack drone to fire a big net over the offending drone, or a trained bird of prey, to attack and disable, are 2 viable ways to stop this. Apparently. How would a bird of prey get past the rotors? Or are they trained to drop melons on the drone from above?
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Post by Lofty on Dec 21, 2018 16:33:19 GMT
Get David Beckham there. Give him a football. Job done.
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Post by claw on Dec 21, 2018 18:48:22 GMT
An attack drone to fire a big net over the offending drone, or a trained bird of prey, to attack and disable, are 2 viable ways to stop this. Apparently. How would a bird of prey get past the rotors? Or are they trained to drop melons on the drone from above? Fuck knows.
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Post by Bacon on Dec 21, 2018 18:53:11 GMT
How would a bird of prey get past the rotors? Or are they trained to drop melons on the drone from above? Fuck knows. There was a video on the news last night. The bird pounced and then emitted what I imagine was the Eagle language version of "FUCK!!!" And flew off in to the corner with the drone.
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 21, 2018 20:51:28 GMT
Billions spent on defence. And some fuckstick with a remote control airplane can bring an international airport to its knees.
Riiiiight.
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Post by Hoochy on Dec 21, 2018 21:05:39 GMT
A friend on Facebook linked to a video of the near future with miniature attack drones being the weapon of choice for your megalomaniac types. Millions of them attacking the general population, aim for your head and explode on impact.
This is obviously the start of it so I've warned you. Stock up on beans and clean water and hole up for the foreseeable future. You might get a bit bored but it's still unacceptable to watch a film in the afternoon on a weekday. Bit of weekend Bond or a Carry On film with a flash of Babs' boobs is acceptable.
Fucking Lofty.
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Post by Bacon on Dec 21, 2018 21:38:21 GMT
Do you remember when VP was targeted by drones?
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 21, 2018 21:49:41 GMT
Do you remember when VP was targeted by drones? I remember when it was targeted by a big fat fucking German.
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Post by Hobhead on Dec 21, 2018 22:09:53 GMT
Do you remember when VP was targeted by drones? I remember when it was targeted by a big fat fucking German. Racist.
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Post by rahicscissorbudget on Dec 22, 2018 11:12:54 GMT
I've never not rolled my eyes when I've found out someone has a drone.
Oh right mate, what do you use that for? Wankers.
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Post by Bacon on Dec 23, 2018 7:55:19 GMT
All the papers have front pages with photos of a window fitter and his missus, then the Sunday Times has a story about how Al Qaeda is thought to have developed new ways to attack civil aviation. Just a coincidence I'm sure.
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Post by bantam147 on Dec 23, 2018 19:24:34 GMT
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Post by Bacon on Dec 23, 2018 21:01:44 GMT
Window fitters missus looking not 54.
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Post by Attentive Onlooker on Dec 24, 2018 8:19:48 GMT
All the papers have front pages with photos of a window fitter and his missus, then the Sunday Times has a story about how Al Qaeda is thought to have developed new ways to attack civil aviation. Just a coincidence I'm sure. They'll get a nice pay out when they sue.
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